[Billup]

Originally Posted by e92_boost

Someone hit and ran my e92 now I have a 1k deductible F M L

This really does suck. How bad did it get hit?

[e92_boost]

Originally Posted by Billup

This really does suck. How bad did it get hit?

Sensors are messed up new bumper needed decided to not go with insurance because I don't want it going up

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by Douche

I know. Doesn't matter. Whatever happened to face to face? (And I don't mean FaceTime smartass)

I mean, I would love to talk to her face-to-face, but I'm not going to just randomly show up at her house or something, haha. I'd rather at least make contact over the phone first, since that's how we normally communicate day-to-day.

[UncleWede]

You are WAY too young to get stuck in the same old boring way of relating. Shock and Awe, baby, just show up naked at the door.

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Revartr

I mean, I would love to talk to her face-to-face, but I'm not going to just randomly show up at her house or something, haha. I'd rather at least make contact over the phone first, since that's how we normally communicate day-to-day.

Good luck dude. Let us know. I'm deep shit into that soap opera that is your life now. Eager to see scenes from next episode.

[Whostheboss]

One of our French consultants came to U.S. last week to visit us and check out our future product. He really liked it a lot. He gave us some hints and suggestions on what we can do to improve.

One of the things he mentioned was to included a CPAP mode for new born babies in our product.

So this morning the department director appointed me to write a full specification, test code and full analysis on how we can implement CPAP for new born babies.

[954Stealth]

New Driver gets this???? Not fair. Vancouver people know what I mean ( @Bimmette ) FML

[Billup]

About 3 months ago, I was doing some work on the bmw at home. Was bringing tools in and dropped my big ass snap-on 1/2'' breaker bar on my big toe. I've finally been able to rip off about 90% of the old toe nail, but not all of it. Now it constantly catches on my socks, and when I flick gears on the bike with my toes, I feel the nail get caught in my sock.

[M_Six]

Dude, there are these way cool things called Band-Aids that will cover your toe and prevent the dreaded sock-catching. Just Google Band-Aids and you'll see what they look like. You don't even have to wait for them to be delivered. Most stores carry them. Check 'em out.

[Nkc]

That's nasty bro. How do you even compete on tinder without plucking those toe hairs?

[Lalit@autocouture]

Originally Posted by Nkc

That's nasty bro. How do you even compete on tinder without plucking those toe hairs?

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by Nkc

That's nasty bro. How do you even compete on tinder without plucking those toe hairs?

At least he doesn't look as rough as fleeked

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by 954Stealth

New Driver gets this???? Not fair. Vancouver people know what I mean ( @Bimmette ) FML

Yup, totally common here. I don't even flinch seeing that.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Nkc

That's nasty bro. How do you even compete on tinder without plucking those toe hairs?

Dude, that's my fucking profile picture you're knocking down. You'd be surprised how many women have asked to come suck on these bad boys. Of course I turn them down, it needs to heal first.

Originally Posted by M_Six

Dude, there are these way cool things called Band-Aids that will cover your toe and prevent the dreaded sock-catching. Just Google Band-Aids and you'll see what they look like. You don't even have to wait for them to be delivered. Most stores carry them. Check 'em out.

Band aids are for sissy girls. The only medical supplies in my bathroom are super glue and duct tape.

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Billup

About 3 months ago, I was doing some work on the bmw at home. Was bringing tools in and dropped my big ass snap-on 1/2'' breaker bar on my big toe. I've finally been able to rip off about 90% of the old toe nail, but not all of it. Now it constantly catches on my socks, and when I flick gears on the bike with my toes, I feel the nail get caught in my sock.

Do flip flops slide off your feet often?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Douche

Do flip flops slide off your feet often?

What's a flip flop?

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Billup

What's a flip flop?

A thong.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Douche

A thong.

Oh yeah. I remember Sysco sung a song about a thong. This whole time it was an infatuation with sandals. That silly son of a bitch, I never would have guessed.

To answer your question, yes, of course I wear thongs. I've got about 5 pairs, all different colors and materials. Silk feels the best, naturally.

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Billup

Oh yeah. I remember Sysco sung a song about a thong. This whole time it was an infatuation with sandals. That silly son of a bitch, I never would have guessed.

To answer your question, yes, of course I wear thongs. I've got about 5 pairs, all different colors and materials. Silk feels the best, naturally.

Nice.

But that wasn't the question...

[Billup]

Bruh. You just said a flip flop was a thong. I like the nice silk liners between my big toe. The leather and plastic toe huggers are not pleasant. What do you want from me?

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by fleeked

Fuk da haters

I'mma do me sonny

Do yous respek! Lol

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by Douche

Good luck dude. Let us know. I'm deep shit into that soap opera that is your life now. Eager to see scenes from next episode.

We're talking again, haha. She finally sent me a couple of texts yesterday morning explaining everything, after I texted her the previous night saying how I felt about the whole situation. Basically, she just was feeling kind of weird because we were both pretty drunk, and she didn't remember all of it. So she needed some time to think about things and get her head straight. But we're good now and back to normal.