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      04-03-2008, 11:46 AM   #24795
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i went out with a stripper from Georgia back when i was younger. 6 months. i couldnt really handle it. i mean she actually did go to NYU and studied physical therapy. she asked me to go back to her dorm the 2nd date. she said she had something she wanted to do with me. I was like im gettin some. after i came in she began showing me her gross anatomy book and help her airbrush the bones of a foot on her roller blades.....good time good time
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      04-03-2008, 11:46 AM   #24796
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plus i had the infamous Blue balls that you woman think us guys make up
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      04-03-2008, 11:46 AM   #24797
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yes we know, Lana is busted... shes not a maxim chick... im really just soooo jealous...
you could post half neked pix of yourself like some other member at the 'post Seems to make some people feel better
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      04-03-2008, 11:47 AM   #24799
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plus i had the infamous Blue balls that you woman think us guys make up
oh i hate that. you wanna just wack off in the car on the way home from the girls house its that bad
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dave keep laughing. i might wish that upon u too.
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oh i hate that. you wanna just wack off in the car on the way home from the girls house its that bad
I'll never forget having them so bad one morning I was sick, thought I couldn't go to work!
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oh i hate that. you wanna just wack off in the car on the way home from the girls house its that bad
bam! true dat!
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      04-03-2008, 11:51 AM   #24803
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I'll never forget having them so bad one morning I was sick, thought I couldn't go to work!
i never had it that bad....but from 16-23 every girl i was with gave them to me. then all of a sudden it stopped.
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my balls r hurting just thinking of it
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i never had it that bad....but from 16-23 every girl i was with gave them to me. then all of a sudden it stopped.
ohh thats rough... they must have been doin something wrong
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it was like all of a sudden the woman i was meeting wanted to fool around in a different way.....by the way i forgot to mention. I never did winding up having sex with the stripper. She said she was only with one guy and the next guy she was going to have sex with was going to be her husband. Great out of the millions of strippers out there i got one with morals. But thats not why i broke up with her. I couldnt handle watching her dance for other guys and have their hands all over her. And i didnt like the fact that she would ask me to come down there sometimes. I mean was she doing this to annoy me.
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      04-03-2008, 11:57 AM   #24812
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lana do you have close up pix
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ehhh of what?
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      04-03-2008, 11:59 AM   #24816
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