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      12-19-2015, 06:57 PM   #2487
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My SS is generous! I got a second anonymous sender gift in the mail today. Love it!
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      12-19-2015, 07:28 PM   #2488
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      12-20-2015, 12:28 AM   #2489
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Where's the pic abs!?

Edit fucking autocorrect. Again!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-20-2015, 12:31 AM   #2490
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      12-20-2015, 12:45 AM   #2491
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Of what....?!?!

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      12-20-2015, 12:46 AM   #2492
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Of what....?!?!
Well the story goes we can see you wearing a tiara! I've always wanted to see you in a tiara! Go take a selfie of you wearing that in the M!
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      12-20-2015, 12:51 AM   #2493
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Why are short girls so effing cute?

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That's... Not exactly how physics work...
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      12-20-2015, 01:03 AM   #2496
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Cuz it makes that ass fatter
That's... Not exactly how physics work...
You're right, Not exactly.

But the optical illusion is hard to argue with.
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Cuz it makes that ass fatter
That's... Not exactly how physics work...
You're right, Not exactly.

But the optical illusion is hard to argue with.
Isn't Biorin about your height requirements?? Can't get on the rides at Disneyland-ish??

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Cuz it makes that ass fatter
That's... Not exactly how physics work...
You're right, Not exactly.

But the optical illusion is hard to argue with.
Isn't Biorin about your height requirements?? Can't get on the rides at Disneyland-ish??

She is, but she's happily taken.

I'm a bit of a pig. Somewhat arrogant. But a home wrecker, I am not.

Jk, If I lived near her id totally try to swoop, but it's hard being in sunny SoCal.
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That's... Not exactly how physics work...
It's higher math you will catch on.
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It's higher math you will catch on.
Your numbers must be off... Completely... Or you haven't seen enough women sans clothing?
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She is, but she's happily taken.

I'm a bit of a pig. Somewhat arrogant. But a home wrecker, I am not.

Jk, If I lived near her id totally try to swoop, but it's hard being in sunny SoCal.
hashtag first world problems... being in sunny socal... the horror... the atrocities... how do you live??!!
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That's... Not exactly how physics work...
It's higher math you will catch on.
Hahahahahha you're one funny mother fucker.


How did I ever dislike you? Seattle trash.
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She is, but she's happily taken.

I'm a bit of a pig. Somewhat arrogant. But a home wrecker, I am not.

Jk, If I lived near her id totally try to swoop, but it's hard being in sunny SoCal.
hashtag first world problems... being in sunny socal... the horror... the atrocities... how do you live??!!
As if there aren't enough short, well endowed, cute little woman around here- I feel the need to try to steal taken ones 3,000 miles away.

It's a hard life, but someone's gotta do it.
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As if there aren't enough short, well endowed, cute little woman around here- I feel the need to try to steal taken ones 3,000 miles away.

It's a hard life, but someone's gotta do it.
Speaking of SoCal... rained for about an hour today, just one hour and the streets were flooded, lol... gotta love it... cities not equipped for such heinosity...
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As if there aren't enough short, well endowed, cute little woman around here- I feel the need to try to steal taken ones 3,000 miles away.

It's a hard life, but someone's gotta do it.
Speaking of SoCal... rained for about an hour today, just one hour and the streets were flooded, lol... gotta love it... cities not equipped for such heinosity...
It's raining hard in la jolla right now I wanted to walk to the pool across the street too. Ugh
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Your numbers must be off... Completely... Or you haven't seen enough women sans clothing?
Oh no I'm dead on. Thesis in college and all. I've seen it all twice. Short bitch with fat ass until she's 27 then cut them lose.
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It's raining hard in la jolla right now I wanted to walk to the pool across the street too. Ugh
If... you are getting into said pool, would it matter if you got wet in the rain to get there??

Just drive the I8 across the street... The battery will last at least that long for you to make it there...
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Your numbers must be off... Completely... Or you haven't seen enough women sans clothing?
Oh no I'm dead on. Thesis in college and all. I've seen it all twice. Short bitch with fat ass until she's 27 then cut them lose.
Uh oh. Is wifey in trouble then?
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