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04-07-2016, 01:13 PM | #25455 | |
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To me it's the rolls..., like..., what the fuck is hiding under them..., imagine the sweat. Plus, just grabbing fat feels gross..., it's all jello-y and shit. Blech. |
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04-07-2016, 01:16 PM | #25456 | |
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You look down and realize that you just stuck your cock in her thigh fat fold. |
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04-07-2016, 01:23 PM | #25457 |
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On the plus side, you can literally motorboat a fat chicks entire body if you ever find yourself bored with nothing to do. Worth a few good laughs for about 10 minutes before you realize what you just did and would rather accept death as fate.
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04-07-2016, 02:07 PM | #25460 |
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There is SIGNIFICANT (see what I did there) difference between fat and OBESE. A chick at a buck 10 certainly doesn't know how to make a proper sammich.
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04-07-2016, 02:12 PM | #25461 |
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A fat chick is one who:
- shops at Lane Bryant - buys ice cream in gallon boxes or tubs - cannot see her vajayjay without a mirror or lifting up her gut and a mirror - has natural A cups but is a Flapjacky C cuz she fat More... Is she obese? Probably. I don't consider a girl who has a few extra lbs "fat". Not a fan of seeing ribs. |
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04-07-2016, 02:20 PM | #25462 |
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04-07-2016, 02:44 PM | #25464 |
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after losing 35 pounds, i've realized everyone could stand to lose 15-30 pounds.
*most everyone* Biorin would lose all of her ferociousness if she lost 15 pounds. ![]()
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04-07-2016, 02:52 PM | #25465 | ||
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04-07-2016, 03:17 PM | #25466 |
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Maybe this is just our skinny privilege talking, but I completely agree. It's really not that hard. Just eat less.
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04-07-2016, 03:19 PM | #25467 |
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My buddy got into an argument with a fat lady on st patricks day about her disability. She was allowed to ride the elevator because she was fat and hence skip the line while us non disabled had to stand outside and wait.
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04-07-2016, 03:35 PM | #25468 |
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Was her disability fatness or setting else?
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04-07-2016, 03:56 PM | #25470 |
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Seen MILFs with flat stomachs and with pouch.
Anything more it would be MINLF |
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04-07-2016, 04:03 PM | #25471 |
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04-07-2016, 07:54 PM | #25473 |
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Ugh you guys are mean. As if you all aren't fat too. Ok I know 1moremod isn't. And Tonka, and Axius and Verb. But the rest of you all... probably shouldn't talk.
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04-07-2016, 07:57 PM | #25474 | |
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04-07-2016, 08:00 PM | #25475 | |
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Prior to that, I wouldn't say a 42" chest, 31-32" waist, 16" neck, and 18" arms fat.... But call me sensitive...when I'm excluded from the roster as non-fat. |
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04-07-2016, 08:10 PM | #25476 | ||
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