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      02-18-2010, 02:52 PM   #25829
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spreading peanut butter on your testicles and letting sheep lick it off dont count either shane
BLOW ME!!!!!!! It isnt cheatin cause its my sheep! DICK HEAD!
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i can guarantee that my dick got wet more recently than you shortayy and no fucking jared in the ass with lube doesnt count
my ass never counts
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spreading peanut butter on your testicles and letting sheep lick it off dont count either shane
bahahahaha!
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oh hey philly?
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      02-18-2010, 02:53 PM   #25833
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BLOW ME!!!!!!! It isnt cheatin cause its my sheep! DICK HEAD!
that only applies to domesticated household pets, not livestock!

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it counts to me snookums
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thats what i thought jer bear

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bahahahaha!
Hey parachute nut! Lick my anus!
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oh hey philly?
whats up man
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it counts to me snookums
multiple times a day too . . .
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actually philly or a suburb?
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i can guarantee your fat ass hasn't seen your dick in 3 years
maybe if i had a midget dick like u

and took u long enough to make a come back
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i can guarantee your fat ass hasn't seen your dick in 3 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I FARTED AND PISSED IN MY OWN FACE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey parachute nut! Lick my anus!
my girl . . .
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swing and a miss
maybe with your tiny little bat you got down there
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actually philly or a suburb?
suburb.....bucks county
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I FARTED AND PISSED IN MY OWN FACE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
you have issues . . .
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i just legit fell off my chair at work and i have tears in my eyes.. my co-workerst think im fucknig high now


omfg im done:belly roll:belly roll
ALPINE WHITE PHUCKING UP STRANDS OF SMILEYS FTMFW
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of course my dick would look tiny next to your vagina! ever see an airplane fly over the grand canyon? EXACTLY!
that is not what you said when you were manning that glory hole
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