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      04-15-2016, 12:47 PM   #25895
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      04-15-2016, 12:52 PM   #25896
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If you pull a Mr Tonka on me and come to NC without a hello....
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Zip ties also work!

Come down when it's warm and we can go downtown and score some hotties.

Probably a 996 and then a beater like a Jetta TDI or a small truck for when I pick up fat hookers and need the extra space.
Ballin'. Good call on the daily though, can't be scraping when fat chicks get in your car because it's so dirt nasty* low.

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      04-15-2016, 01:59 PM   #25897
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She's probably too busy flirting with one of the Performance School instructors
Single and sorta free, why not! I just hate being in suspense!
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      04-15-2016, 02:01 PM   #25898
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Admit to going to her Instagram feed. Could not positively identify car. Had "M" on steering wheel, but no M button. Had wood trim, not CF... *confused*
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      04-15-2016, 02:11 PM   #25899
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Admit to going to her Instagram feed. Could not positively identify car. Had "M" on steering wheel, but no M button. Had wood trim, not CF... *confused*
340i.
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      04-15-2016, 02:26 PM   #25900
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It's so veiny...
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      04-15-2016, 03:21 PM   #25901
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340i.
Thank you kind sir. I no haz those "social media" apps that all the kids (and attention whores) have.
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      04-15-2016, 03:26 PM   #25902
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340i.
Thank you kind sir. I no haz those "social media" apps that all the kids (and attention whores) have.
Haha. There's a new pic of the front she uploaded. I'm sure she will chime in and fill everyone in shortly.


Looked like lots of fun at the M Performance driving school though. The skid pad especially.
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      04-15-2016, 04:29 PM   #25903
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      04-15-2016, 04:32 PM   #25904
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You look lovely, who's your Mortician? Jk
Callahan? ANOTHER one? Hehe.
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      04-15-2016, 04:37 PM   #25905
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Callahan? ANOTHER one? Hehe.
I love that I'm targeted. It shows I'm always on his mind
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      04-15-2016, 04:38 PM   #25906
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Hope you had fun today and love the new car.
We had a young black dude stalking you (@verbiage), so we got some minor updates.
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      04-15-2016, 04:48 PM   #25907
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Hope you had fun today and love the new car.
We had a young black dude stalking you (@verbiage), so we got some minor updates.
I'm on the road now driving back. I'll post a full report once back in New Orleans. .
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I'm on the road now driving back. I'll post a full report once back in New Orleans. .
Congrats! I loved the PCD.
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      04-15-2016, 04:50 PM   #25909
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Yes, and your mind might be his target.
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He's BAAAAaaaaack!
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      04-15-2016, 06:25 PM   #25911
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Admit to going to her Instagram feed. Could not positively identify car. Had "M" on steering wheel, but no M button. Had wood trim, not CF... *confused*
340i.
I thought she also bought/leased a Cayman?!?!
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      04-15-2016, 06:26 PM   #25912
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      04-15-2016, 06:32 PM   #25913
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Some quality time with the girl
Looking good, now open the hood. Supercharger time!
Sorry. I was channeling Dr. Seuss.

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      04-15-2016, 06:40 PM   #25914
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Some quality time with the girl
Looking good, now open the hood. Supercharger time!
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      04-15-2016, 06:53 PM   #25915
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Some quality time with the girl
When i had mine (E92) with just the MS straight pipes, at every autocross event people used to walk up to me and tell me how great it sounded.

One guy actually told me it was the best sounding BMW he's ever heard.

What do you got for exhaust?
Test pipes and OEM mod right now.

It is LOUD!
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