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      07-20-2009, 02:36 PM   #2619
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shh be quiet, kevin is in the bedroom fucking my mom and i dont want them to know your in my room
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you saw her?
no but i sure as fuck gonna start taking the ride to pick up the food.

alex to my girl- is she hot

my girl to alex-"long pause" well i didnt say that


me- that means shes hot lol
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yeah, she asked me about my mom being home i was like why and she went "this way u dont have to put 100 pillows over my head"
you can always use one of the many stuffed animals that are on your bed!
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i knew one day they'd come to use! lol

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i knew one day they'd come to use! lol

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you gotta straighten this girl out quick like! i dont see this working out for you, its either that or she is a huge whore or really childish
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i dont get it? what was supposed to be so interested in that post?
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or maybe she's starting to like me? there's nothing wrong wit that..

dude, last night on my FB, my friend aurora posted "lets all eat each other, we can be canibals" and then gilat writes back "aurora.. back off, no ones touching my jerry"
you havent been around alot of different chicks have you? im not even trying to put you down
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yo kev, what do you guys charge to help me put the front lip on my car..
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or maybe she's starting to like me? there's nothing wrong wit that..

dude, last night on my FB, my friend aurora posted "lets all eat each other, we can be canibals" and then gilat writes back "aurora.. back off, no ones touching my jerry"
you think thats bad..
try going to a bar with a chick you've been fucking, and two of your ex's are there... I had a cat fight break out..
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you think thats bad..
try going to a bar with a chick you've been fucking, and two of your ex's are there... I had a cat fight break out..
i love wen that happens =)
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its been a while.. thats why im so fucking paranoid all the DAMN! time
well im just trying to give you some advice, but nothing you said this girl said to you shows that she likes you, intends on banging you or anything, if i were you i wouldnt take it too seriously at all until you bang her, and i def wouldnt let her call out your friends on fb till you do, tell her she cant cock block you like that until she takes care of business.
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i dont doubt that at all
funny thing was it started out 2 vs 1. then they all started calling eachother sluts. it was great...
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there was spitting, clawing, and a backhanded bitchslap
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u werent here the other day when i was posting up the text messages she was sending me.. its quite obvious she wants to bang
i think u coulda hit it since that day she went to da doctors... u better hurry up before she loses interest =)
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yo kev, what do you guys charge to help me put the front lip on my car..
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      07-20-2009, 02:51 PM   #2634
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and that's why i stopped using facebook!
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there was spitting, clawing, and a backhanded bitchslap
AWESOME!!! the best is when they start ripping each others clothes off haha
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u werent here the other day when i was posting up the text messages she was sending me.. its quite obvious she wants to bang
texts and facebook messages isnt getting laid! thats all im saying, and i have been in that situation when was single and had myspace, and chicks tried telling other chicks to back off, and i just deleted their messages and told them they aint my girl and i havent banged them yet so step back until one of the two happens
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