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      02-19-2010, 02:28 PM   #26687
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You gotta be shittin me!!!!!!!!!!! I would throw the damn hair dryer in the bath tub while she was in it!
but then jerry wouldnt get dinner............................
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i remember that night... in the middle of the game jerry disappears and then i get a text... my effing mom shut the circiut breaker off... shes pissed i gotta go to bed ttyt hahahahahahahh
I thought he was just trying to be funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SHITTING MYSELF RTIGHT NOWWWWW~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGQQ~!~!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR FRAGLE ROCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOTALY remids me of Jerry McGuire when that lil kid goes "shhhh, my moms coming I gotta got to bed" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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but then jerry wouldnt get dinner............................
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      02-19-2010, 02:31 PM   #26692
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bro.. my mom doesn't cook at least 3 days a week bc of fights me and her get into..
those JUST so happen to be the three days i DONT fuck her
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I thought he was just trying to be funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SHITTING MYSELF RTIGHT NOWWWWW~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGQQ~!~!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR FRAGLE ROCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOTALY remids me of Jerry McGuire when that lil kid goes "shhhh, my moms coming I gotta got to bed" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
except the lil kid is taller
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      02-19-2010, 02:31 PM   #26695
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bro.. my mom doesn't cook at least 3 days a week bc of fights me and her get into..
"jerry go shovel the old man next doors driveway or i am not cooking dinner for you"
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YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
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      02-19-2010, 02:33 PM   #26698
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my mom will leave the garbage by the front of the house with a note on it saying "If you dont throw this out, no supper tonight"..
YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would take that bag of garbage and throw it in her bed with her!
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that's alright.. im banging your grandma next sunday after i pick her up from bingo
haha im just glad to see your finally gonna experience some pussy, i wont hold you back
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haha im just glad to see your finally gonna experience some pussy, i wont hold you back
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pussy is pussy.. its like a nice bottle of wine, only gets better with age
a hole is a hole, its all the same in the dark
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ITS THE 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO SPIES ON ME WHEN I SHOVEL BECAUSE I SHOVEN "DRUNKINGLY" AND WAKE UP THE NEIGHBORS AT 4 AM!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
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      02-19-2010, 02:35 PM   #26706
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pussy is pussy.. its like a nice bottle of wine, only gets better with age
whatever gets you thru the day man!!!!!
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a hole is a hole, its all the same in the dark
unless your Jerry throwing a Phucken hotdog down a hallway!
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hey jerry you must have had a HUGE head when you were born, that scar from your delivery goes from her asshole to her bellybutton
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