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      10-14-2009, 02:23 PM   #27633
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lol i'm so tickled and my panty liner is moist....
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swing and a miss & adam's apples!!!!
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from what now?
from the same one that i ralphed on the keyboard with.
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swing and a miss & adam's apples!!!!
"her hands are as big as Andre the Giants and her adam's apple is as big as her balls!"
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you changed your ranking status back, eh jerry?
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"her hands are as big as Andre the Giants and her adam's apple is as big as her balls!"
you got a hummer from the tranny didnt you
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ohhhh we know....
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i never miss swallowing a load
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POW!
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and towers over her man... he-she FTL!!!
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i want to see if my sexual orientation changes at 70k.. its been gay since 50.. ya never know


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DAMN, pages are coming faster than Kev strokin to lifetime porn.
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ohhhh my....
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i actually wasn't trying to own.. so the fail is on u..
i call b.s.
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DAMN, pages are coming faster than Kev strokin to lifetime porn.
i dont stroke to life time porn, i bang between the mattress and box spring, its very refreshing
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i call b.s.
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i call jamie delicious..

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my name aint sal..
so? jamie will let anyone suck his dick
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      10-14-2009, 02:30 PM   #27650
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i dont stroke to life time porn, i bang between the mattress and box spring, its very refreshing
you are striking me as hilarious today. must be something in the cough drops...
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nickle = nickel?
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suck his pickle for a nickle i hear..
if there's a skeeter on his peter wack it off
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so? jamie will let anyone suck his dick
thanks for that bit of useless knowledge.
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