Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

oh my..

thats how i got into your mothers pants the first time, only problem was she woke up halfway thru and got my license plate number

yes dick it was before i lost my license

SpmnE9zero · 10-15-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

congrats dude!

hahaha on the pigeons! i haven't seen any to kick in a while

but im sure my luck will change soon

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Originally Posted by Craig@SupremePower

congrats bro.... ya done good!! Hope all is well with your 2 girls!!

Thanks
Thanks

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

FUCK YOU.. u ruined a good oppaatulity

oppaatulity-opportunity

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bang my mom

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

lmao.. JP's version of Craig in Silence of the lambs..

craig waxing his car: It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
Craig looking into the waxed reflection on his car: "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

and then i wrote back

"Would you reply to my PM? I'd reply to my PM"

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i wonder if there's any leaf's on craig's car today.. lolol

i hope not, i gotta start working on it again this week!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

lol

now is the time to get your procede and meth kit from shiv as a package

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

.........kevin

whats wrong girl? at least admit the meth kit is pretty nice that he made up, and its not cuz he came out with it that i think its pretty inventive

fizzle · 10-15-2009, 02:12 PM

JPs facebook=epic fail

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i like you kevin.. and so does my mom.. dont make me kill you

how you gonna do that? at 155lbs, even a bb gun's recoil would take your trex arm off

335xiRN · 10-15-2009, 02:13 PM

hello clarisse

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 335xiRN

hello clarisse

prit quo pro mel

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dont underestimate the ways of the mini warrior..

captain insano shows no mercy..

its my favorite racist buttfucker!

mel fucks people in the butt

i dont even know how that would work

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

its racist and brown.. i call it.. an Al Sharpton

thats not even racist, im not sure what it is

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it made u laugh, that's all that matters.. maybe its an observation?

no its too nasty to be an observation, its mel, so its something mystical and magic, like a mix between jesus and furgy

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

that makes me wet in the pants

no thats from the roids too

335xiRN · 10-15-2009, 02:20 PM

i haz mystikal and magic racist azn powers

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 335xiRN

i haz mystikal and magic racist azn powers

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-15-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

....FUCK YOU

The White Dragon's power exceeds the boundaries of the dark lizard in a fight to end evil on the grounds of sho shang. (lips dont match words)

what did i say

haha the lips never match the words

fizzle · 10-15-2009, 02:29 PM

tuts mah barreh azn mystikal n magical racist power buttfucker

335xiRN · 10-15-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

tuts mah barreh azn mystikal n magical racist power buttfucker

if you looked up my name in the dictionary, this would be the definition

fizzle · 10-15-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 335xiRN

if you looked up my name in the dictionary, this would be the definition

i know thats what i like to call you

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