[Dragonman4]

I just signed a contract for 1 year w/ CVS as a pharmacist. Taxes + me = failure.

[Mr_T]

:finger: to AMT

[Dragonman4]

ahh, I see. Alternative Minimum Tax. Wow this system suck ass.

[F87LUV]

I need to start itemizing. Im getting raped with my w-2 income.

[Mr_T]

it's the alternative Fuck You tax...

[Dragonman4]

the more money you make, the bigger the rapeage.

[F87LUV]

lol..... i need to buy a house so i can get money back.... single person approaching six figures equals... what what in the butt!

[Dragonman4]

Originally Posted by ZGirl4U

lol..... i need to buy a house so i can get money back.... single person approaching six figures equals... what what in the butt!

single + over 6 figures = owned?

government > me

[Mr_T]

I decided a while ago not to look at my returns....it makes me sick how much tax I pay. Unless something drastic changes from 1yr to the next I just get em from the accountant dood and mail em in.

[F87LUV]

"It's tax time and President Bush is saving a lot on taxes this year. He's writing off his entire second term." --David Letterman

"Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary is $205,000 a year? How does that work? ... Apparently, he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses." --Jay Leno

"While [President Bush] was doing his taxes, under dependents he listed Scooter Libby, Tom DeLay and Jack Abramoff. Then he caught himself, 'Dependents? Oh, I thought it said defendants.'" --Jay Leno

"Last night in his speech, President Bush called for a complete overhaul of the tax code. He said he was shocked to find out that some millionaires in this country were still paying taxes." --Jay Leno

"65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women." --Jay Leno

"President Bush's tax returns are a little different. He claimed the Christian Right as dependents, he declared the 2000 election as a gift, and he tried to write off all the mileage he got from 9/11." --Bill Maher

"Alan Greenspan, our Fed chairman, said that Bush's budget is such a mess that we're going to have to either cut spending, raise taxes or start a national sales tax. You know what that means -- war with Syria." --Bill Maher

"President Bush says he’s going to simplify the tax code. Only the states that are blue will have to pay." –-David Letterman

"President Bush said yesterday it doesn't make any sense to raise taxes on the rich because rich people can figure out how to dodge taxes. Then Dick Cheney said 'Shut up! You're ruining everything.'" --Jay Leno

"This week, President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney released their tax returns. Cheney made more money than the president. When asked about it, the president said, 'That's true, but he also made more decisions.'" —Conan O'Brien

"The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th. If it is more then three years they will just keep it. How come it doesn't work that way with back taxes?" —Jay Leno

"We ought to thank President Bush. He made it a lot easier for people to do taxes this year. No job, no income tax this year." —Jay Leno

"Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq." —Conan O'Brien

"President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off." —Jay Leno

"Technically, you're not paying taxes. According to the Bush administration, your bank account is being liberated." —Jay Leno

"Today the IRS gave some guidelines on how to avoid getting audited. Number one, don't list deductions that will raise a red flag. Number two, make sure you file on time. Number three, don't make any stupid anti-war speech at the Academy Awards." —Jay Leno

"The IRS now says you can deduct weight loss plans off your taxes. You can write it off because the government has officially declared obesity a disease. And it's a disease, you can deduct medical expenses. That shows what a difference an administration can make. See under Bush, obesity is a disease. Under Clinton it was just sexy." —Jay Leno

"At last night's debate, Democrats attacked President Bush saying his tax cuts for the rich bankrupt the middle class. And Bush said 'Hey, thanks for the new slogan.'" —Craig Kilborn

"Monday, April 15th, taxes are due. I just don't pay them. Yeah, this year Arthur Anderson did my taxes, I'm getting $6 billion back." —Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday the IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents." —Conan O'Brien

"If your accountant is Arthur Anderson ... today is the last day you could have your tax documents shredded by April 15th." —David Letterman

"I hate to be the one to remind you, but just pretty soon it is going to be April 15th, it is going to be tax time. You know what I am saying? Are you ready? Well you know when something like this happens New Yorkers always try to put the best face they can on a situation. For example the hookers in Times Square, for an extra $50 they will handle your extension." —David Letterman

[Dragonman4]

anyone else watching future weapons right now? I want that PSD

[Mr_T]

Ever year it's like bend over baby

[F87LUV]

hehe

[Mr_T]

Nice one Lana

[Dragonman4]

time for some food.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Mr_T

Nice one Lana

almost doneeeeeeeeeee

[Mr_T]

Lana..you need a house and a couple of little deductions......

[Mr_T]

Originally Posted by ZGirl4U

almost doneeeeeeeeeee

Yeah baby

Taking a shower....finished my 45min elliptical workout.....

Going to New Bruns????

[F87LUV]

nah i feel like crap and look it too.... wouldnt be a good first impression

[Mr_T]

I don't look good either and I'm not even sick....

feel better....speak to ya in the am....


I'm fity/fity on NB

[Dragonman4]

New bruns? there a meet tonight?

[Mr_T]

yeah....Grease Trucks