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1MOREMOD · 05-13-2016, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

So cute (the wifey, not you)

She is. We have a bet on the over under tonight. I'm guessing one of us will be over the other under.

Verbiage · 05-13-2016, 08:38 PM

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Oh my God... I must be getting old. I read this whole thing and my first thought was... I wonder which expediter? I used to be in Logistics and my son currently is. Hahaha...

The other stuff sounds cool too... except the part where you realized your dick was basically being shoehorned in on those odd occasions there was a vacancy... like smoosh!

Like, if you had a time lapse of the inside of her vagina, it would look something like this.

Hahahaha. Cut her loose pretty much after her call from the dealership.

Wait, so she called you from the dealership? So she'd already been neck deep in failure.

Did she come after you? What did you tell her?

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wait, so she called you from the dealership? So she'd already been neck deep in failure.

Did she come after you? What did you tell her?

Yup. She was AT the dealership...trying to trade in her Mercury Cougar - I think it was a Ford Probe cousin or something don't remember.

She kept calling for a couple days. I finally picked up and told her that I didn't think it was going to work. She was apologetic at first about the cosigner thing but got really nasty when I told her I was done and to ask her boyfriend with the watch for a cosign.

Today...she's on my LinkedIn. Lol!

Verbiage · 05-13-2016, 09:22 PM

Oh lord! Haha. What's her profession?

Banana Hammock · 05-13-2016, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh lord! Haha. What's her profession?

Precious Metals Excavator

Mywifes335 · 05-13-2016, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh lord! Haha. What's her profession?

She's a manager for a retail chain today.

But I'm sure her true professional is golddigger <--- @duckfat

ASBSECU E93 · 05-13-2016, 10:42 PM

Got the GoPro's and cooler for tomorrow

Now - just need to get some sleep...

bimmette · 05-13-2016, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Got the GoPro's and cooler for tomorrow

Now - just need to get some sleep...

Have fun

Aatish · 05-13-2016, 11:50 PM

My shirt is soaked in Champaign and the limes are covered in salt and red chili pepper

PoorLurker · 05-14-2016, 12:15 AM

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My shirt is soaked in Champaign and the lines are covered in salt and red chili pepper

Doesn't that hurt your nose?

Aatish · 05-14-2016, 12:20 AM

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My shirt is soaked in Champaign and the lines are covered in salt and red chili pepper

Doesn't that hurt your nose?

Shit, I meant limes lol

Aatish · 05-14-2016, 12:31 AM

And the best part is I don't drink lol

Mike. · 05-14-2016, 07:59 AM

happy saturday, friends

Mike. · 05-14-2016, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Ms game tonight

nice watch

PoorLurker · 05-14-2016, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

nice watch

Yea I liked the commercial too

1MOREMOD · 05-14-2016, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

nice watch

Tw steel ceo canteen

Mike. · 05-14-2016, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Tw steel ceo canteen

just checked it out on bloomingdales. Really nice...I've been looking for a bronze watch that I can age w/ sulfur. Too bad my wrists are baby wrists. I think the biggest I can go is like 45mm

1MOREMOD · 05-14-2016, 09:35 AM

Case thickness is pretty big also. I have small wrists also but just make it work. It's my biggest or maybe Nixon corporal.

Mywifes335 · 05-14-2016, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Got the GoPro's and cooler for tomorrow

Now - just need to get some sleep...

Track day?

jtodd_fl · 05-14-2016, 09:58 AM

Beer game. On point.

1MOREMOD · 05-14-2016, 10:01 AM

Eh that's one nights worth.

bimmette · 05-14-2016, 10:03 AM

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Beer game. On point.

Not even a beer drinker but that's so pretty

05-13-2016, 09:22 PM	#27944
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3656 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Oh lord! Haha. What's her profession? __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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05-13-2016, 11:50 PM	#27949
Aatish Lofty 3509 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	My shirt is soaked in Champaign and the limes are covered in salt and red chili pepper __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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05-14-2016, 12:31 AM	#27952
Aatish Lofty 3509 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	And the best part is I don't drink lol __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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05-14-2016, 07:59 AM	#27953
Mike. Mike: Everyone's Pal 2047 Rep 2,974 Posts Drives: F80 M3 Join Date: May 2013 Location: Eastern Long Island iTrader: (5) Garage List 2013 BMW 335xi [10.00]	happy saturday, friends __________________ [CENTER] 2021 6.2L Trail Boss, 6" BDS lift, Chevy Performance intake, 35" Nitto Grapplers, 20" Fuel wheels
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05-14-2016, 09:35 AM	#27958
1MOREMOD - 11829 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Case thickness is pretty big also. I have small wrists also but just make it work. It's my biggest or maybe Nixon corporal.
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05-14-2016, 09:58 AM	#27960
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6715 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Beer game. On point. Attached Images __________________ This space for rent.
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05-14-2016, 10:01 AM	#27961
1MOREMOD - 11829 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Eh that's one nights worth.
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