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      04-17-2021, 09:17 AM   #2817
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Have you seen the dating thread? I’m not getting wifed up any time soon
Nope. Can’t imagine what dating is like nowadays.
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You sound like my wife. Her solution is a husband, but there’s a lot of baggage that goes with that solution.
Have you seen the dating thread? I’m not getting wifed up any time soon
May you need a wife to make you coffee: Not that mine does either
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Man, I don't even drink coffee but have an easier solution for all of this coffee making :

https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beac.../dp/B07TFLNDNR

WiFi enabled coffee maker. Grab your phone, hit start, take your time getting out of bed.
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Have you seen the dating thread? I’m not getting wifed up any time soon
I've seen far worse profiles from women here in the bay area. Trust me, no matter how bad you think you have it on dating apps, it's 100x worse for guys both in terms of quality AND quantity. Oh, AND we have to pay for it. And get charged more for the "premium" versions. And still pay for everything on the first date...etc.
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WiFi enabled coffee maker. Grab your phone, hit start, take your time getting out of bed.
What if your phone's charging dock is next to the coffee maker on the kitchen counter like mine is?????
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My ice maker is on the fritz again.
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Man, I don't even drink coffee but have an easier solution for all of this coffee making :

https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beac.../dp/B07TFLNDNR

WiFi enabled coffee maker. Grab your phone, hit start, take your time getting out of bed.
They also have timers, but whether a timer or WiFi or pushing a button, someone still needs to measure and fill it with coffee and water (either in the a.m. or the night before). Based on my experience, that is the most likely complaint in this case.
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      04-18-2021, 09:48 AM   #2825
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Man, I don't even drink coffee but have an easier solution for all of this coffee making :

https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beac.../dp/B07TFLNDNR

WiFi enabled coffee maker. Grab your phone, hit start, take your time getting out of bed.
My houseguests have a better solution. Wait till they hear me get up and then text me their order. With a full espresso setup, I can whip up a pretty mean Americano or Latte.
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      04-19-2021, 05:38 PM   #2827
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I've seen far worse profiles from women here in the bay area. Trust me, no matter how bad you think you have it on dating apps, it's 100x worse for guys both in terms of quality AND quantity. Oh, AND we have to pay for it. And get charged more for the "premium" versions. And still pay for everything on the first date...etc.
Yep.

Overweight, Target cashiers with 4 kids by 3 dads, saying "Must be 6'+, make 100k per year, my kids always come first, etc, etc"

I tried a few dating apps when I got divorced 6 years ago and deleted them all after a few months.
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Winter just wont go away, it's snowing again.
I know WTF!
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      04-20-2021, 12:52 PM   #2829
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Winter just wont go away, it's snowing again.
I know WTF!
Noooooo! Come back winter.

PS - it obviously depends where you live. I'm in SoCal. Nice winters here.
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My ice maker is on the fritz again.
This is a legit crisis
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This is a legit crisis
...especially when said ice maker is going to be offline until next December or so, when the lake in Murf993's new back yard freezes again.....
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...especially when said ice maker is going to be offline until next December or so, when the lake in Murf993's new back yard freezes again.....
Both you and upstatedoc feel my pain.
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Both you and upstatedoc feel my pain.
What are you going to feed into the margarita machine all summer if there's no ice?????

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