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silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

careful on which Alberto you get. Some of them offer services on the side.

You better be careful on which pool boy you hire. He may have eyes for Mrs. Tonka while you're out on your 600 mile bike ride. Just saying.

Verbiage · 05-23-2016, 02:02 PM

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You better be careful on which pool boy you hire. He may have eyes for Mrs. Tonka while you're out on your 600 mile bike ride. Just saying.

Ha! Tonka's got him beat. #stationarybikeperks

Mr Tonka · 05-23-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

You better be careful on which pool boy you hire. He may have eyes for Mrs. Tonka while you're out on your 600 mile bike ride. Just saying.

Who's ass to you think i'm riding behind when i'm riding?

My view most of the time....

Besides, as long as it's not Axius i'm safe.

Verbiage · 05-23-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Who's ass to you think i'm riding behind when i'm riding?

My view most of the time....

Besides, as long as it's not Axius i'm safe.

What a beautiful road!

silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Who's ass to you think i'm riding behind when i'm riding?

My view most of the time....

Besides, as long as it's not Axius i'm safe.

Hahaha well played, sir.

No wonder why you're exhausted after every bike ride. I'd be exhausted after chasing some ass for 40 miles.

Verbiage · 05-23-2016, 02:19 PM

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Hahaha well played, sir.

No wonder why you're exhausted after every bike ride. I'd be exhausted after chasing some ass for 40 miles.

Shit! This made me laugh!

Mr Tonka · 05-23-2016, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

What a beautiful road!

Another one from last weekend. Her and her friend are so far ahead of me you can't see them. lol

silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 02:37 PM

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Shit! This made me laugh!

Tonka is a OT OG. Gotta give him shit any chance I can get.

EstorilM · 05-23-2016, 03:05 PM

@ASBSECU E93 here it is!

silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 04:25 PM

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@ASBSECU E93 here it is!

Nice car. I considered a 996TT as my weekend/track car. Couldn't justify it due to running cost. Love those cars thought.

ASBSECU E93 · 05-23-2016, 04:30 PM

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@ASBSECU E93 here it is!

Very nice - lets race

Mywifes335 · 05-23-2016, 04:30 PM

Remember my anecdote to Mike about the SBUX cup? Well, here's Ms. Estée Lauder.

Enjoy!

silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 05:07 PM

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Remember my anecdote to Mike about the SBUX cup? Well, here's Ms. Estée Lauder.

Enjoy!

Brb. Fapping.

bimmette · 05-23-2016, 05:13 PM

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Remember my anecdote to Mike about the SBUX cup? Well, here's Ms. Estée Lauder.

Enjoy!

I can't remember which one she is. The 24-year-old? I'm getting confused with your side pieces. I need an excel spreadsheet to keep track! Is this chick Asian? Those are big for Asian.

Mywifes335 · 05-23-2016, 05:18 PM

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I can't remember which one she is. The 24-year-old? I'm getting confused with your side pieces. I need an excel spreadsheet to keep track! Is this chick Asian? Those are big for Asian.

Lol. Not all were side pieces... Er... Some pre-dated Mrs 335i.

Yeah, she a halfsie or 1/4 white. Yup, confirmed big and round.

This isn't the 24 year old. Matter of fact, have no clue how old she is. This was the traveler whom asked for the Estée Lauder after we hung out. Then invited me back to her hotel room later that evening. Note the high quality EVO X interior.

MKSixer · 05-23-2016, 06:06 PM

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Same thing for pool service and lawn for that matter.

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No problem, mister M6, i8, M4 GTS and 991 GT3 RS.

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Oh hell yeah. The last time I cut the grass was when the $10 my dad would pay me every week mattered.

I grew up cutting acreage.

I cut my last blade of grass before my daughter was born. A friend of my wife's made a negative comment about it to her and she said, 'That's exactly why you aren't married to someone like him."

EstorilM · 05-23-2016, 06:33 PM

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@ASBSECU E93 here it is!

Very nice - lets race

Buy me a Cobb and I'm down!

Aatish · 05-23-2016, 07:24 PM

I want a duck :/

Verbiage · 05-24-2016, 05:59 AM

Good morning bros and sis's.

jtodd_fl · 05-24-2016, 06:08 AM

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Good morning bros and sis's.

You mean hos and bitches, right?

Axius · 05-24-2016, 06:14 AM

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Besides, as long as it's not Axius i'm safe.

That's why Rob never invites me to his house, I have to meet him in public places.

Mike. · 05-24-2016, 06:18 AM

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Good morning bros and sis's.

yoooooo

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