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      11-03-2009, 07:55 AM   #30691
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u've been saying that for quite some time..



the first ninja edit of the day.. just remember shane.. you started this war.. i hope ur ready for imminent battle..
today its probably gonna happen!!!
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u've been saying that for quite some time..



the first ninja edit of the day.. just remember shane.. you started this love scandal.. i hope ur ready for intimate sex battles..

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well i looked at my schedule today and im set for chat support, which means im all yours today
damn you sound just like your mother
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this is kinda funny and frightening at the same time
my thoughts exactly!
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lol, that girl aurora is sucha.. well.. airhead.. i told her last night when she called me "one of my friends wants to tape a picture of u to the back of his gf's head"

she had no idea what that meant whatsoever , but i didnt even tell her what pic.. LOL
tell her i want to handcuff her to my girlfriend! or keep her in my closet and fill her like a boston cream donut!!!!
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      11-03-2009, 08:25 AM   #30699
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HEY! Where's the cream filling? That's the stuff!
i still dont believe that chick smells! i can see maybe once, but not everyday, no fucking way
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come out here then and ill bring her out, or maybe ill bring her to one of the BMW meets..

she'll brag about being one of those girls for the Islanders that skates between breaks
is she really?

does she really smell? like all the time?
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we went to my friend's party and as the night went on, she started to smell a lil more.. don't know if its the wrong sprays or perfume she wears, but maybe its genetic BO or something... some people have it and cant help it
im saying that was one time, you have known her for a while havent you? did you ever notice it before then?
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plenty of times, that's the weird part
oh then thats pretty gross, i will just fap to her pictures!!! if she cant keep her armpits from smelling, imagine her pussy
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maybe that's why she told me she hasn't had sex in over a year..

same thing wit that gilat girl with nothing having sex in over a year.. that girl flirts wit guys, then gives them the "brother/friend" card and turns into a weirdo.. some girls i just dont fucking understand
that would probably be the reason, damn she is hot as fuck and hasnt been penetrated in a year, that thing is probably like a virgin all over again, she MAY even be able to feel me lol
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"Kevin.. is it in"
i know that saying all too well, even my hand wonders sometimes
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the man to hand relationship aint working that good lately?
no! i fear my hand is seeing another
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after all that wanking yesterday from the pics? LOLOLOL
yea, my hand says it knows i love it, but im not IN love with it



whatever that means
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      11-03-2009, 08:53 AM   #30707
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morning guys....kev, talk to alex about the weekend?
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      11-03-2009, 08:57 AM   #30708
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morning guys....kev, talk to alex about the weekend?
yea i gotta let you know bout saturday closer to the end of the week
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      11-03-2009, 09:05 AM   #30709
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oy.. just what i need
whats wrong sweetie? need a midol?
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      11-03-2009, 09:10 AM   #30710
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its nothing i need to post up on here.. but ya.. hows work going?
boring, bout to go on my 15 min break
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      11-03-2009, 09:14 AM   #30711
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yo jerry whats up with you man everything ok?
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      11-03-2009, 09:19 AM   #30712
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christ, i feel a big shit building up
i feel the need to unleash one as well...
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