Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

SpmnE9zero · 01-15-2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

cuz hes short?

and look at his Patrick shoes, they is bigger than his DAMN! legs just like Jerry!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

and look at his Patrick shoes, they is bigger than his DAMN! legs just like Jerry!

SpmnE9zero · 01-15-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

so this week i met up wit shane...
he wanted to go shopping for overalls and horseshoes
i said, "bitch... this is a mall, we're here to shop for some pussy, cunt, and butthole"

he then looked at me didn't know what to say..
i said "shane.. don't look down on me like that.. that's a mistake"
then i saw him eyeballing something a few stores down
he then says "midget, there's a kids r us over there, im gonna buy u some shirts"
i said "shane.. there's a victoria' secrets over here.. im gonna buy u a thong to go wit that pussy"

unncessary

No dick I said kids shorts so you would have some pants for this winter!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

so this week i met up wit shane...
he wanted to go shopping for overalls and horseshoes
i said, "bitch... this is a mall, we're here to shop for some pussy, cunt, and butthole"

he then looked at me didn't know what to say..
i said "shane.. don't look down on me like that.. that's a mistake"
then i saw him eyeballing something a few stores down
he then says "midget, there's a kids r us over there, im gonna buy u some shirts"
i said "shane.. there's a victoria' secrets over here.. im gonna buy u a thong to go wit that pussy"

unncessary

im not sure who cums out on top in this one... shane or jerry

SpmnE9zero · 01-15-2010, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I am laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am teering up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpmnE9zero · 01-15-2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

No dick I said kids shorts so you would have some pants for this winter!

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

im not sure who cums out on top in this one... shane or jerry

still questioning that Nick?

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

No dick I said kids shorts so you would have some pants for this winter!

oh boy

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

LOL

gotta love our levels of random

SpmnE9zero · 01-15-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

LOL

gotta love our levels of random

You look like Ellen Degenerous when you have blond hair!

SpmnE9zero · 01-15-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

cunt, give me my dick back

I would chop that thing off after you know who had it!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:25 AM

i wish i could take my computer into the bathroom so i can post more

SpmnE9zero · 01-15-2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

you look like a white oprah winfrey

Impossible! She looks like she ate you!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I would chop that thing off after you know who had it!

lorena bobbit style

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Impossible! She looks like she ate you!

nah she ate a full grown human

SpmnE9zero · 01-15-2010, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

lorena bobbit style

yep right out the window!

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

yep right out the window!

can you imagine if a little kid found it?

Mommy whats this? I saw one like it in your underwear drawer except yours is hard and this one is all squishy

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 01-15-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

can you imagine if a little kid found it?

Mommy whats this? I saw one like it in your underwear drawer except yours is hard and this one is all squishy

hers is prob bigger too lol

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by thesalg

hers is prob bigger too lol

forgot we were talking about jerry

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 01-15-2010, 09:29 AM

Oh snap

Bobby_LeMans · 01-15-2010, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 335i_LeMans_pkgmax

i wish i could take my computer into the bathroom so i can post more

laptop?

335i_LeMans_pkgmax · 01-15-2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby_LeMans

laptop?

haha i dont have my laptop at work... although thatd be perfecttt

Bobby_LeMans · 01-15-2010, 09:32 AM

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haha i dont have my laptop at work... although thatd be perfecttt

extension cord?

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