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      06-23-2016, 10:43 AM   #31725
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I'm calling BS due to the savage comment that followed immediately.
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Nah! I didn't take you seriously. Sorry for getting emo on you. A 17 y/o daughter makes you more selective about these sorts of things. It's all good.

Keep Calm and Perv On!
So...when does she turn 18?




































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That's better
That looks perfect my friend and it looks like she had fresh detail work from you..
Of course black is always beautiful , but a real bitch as well to maintain !
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Bro you know he'll find you. LMAO.
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Nice... pop up from behind that couch one.more.time.
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Bro you know he'll find you. LMAO.
Next thing you know, jtodd is knocking at my door. LOL
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Nice... pop up from behind that couch one.more.time.
Cmon, JT. No need to be so violent! I just want someone to go watch Finding Dory with!
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      06-23-2016, 10:52 AM   #31731
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Next thing you know, jtodd is knocking at my door. LOL

Cmon, JT. No need to be so violent! I just want someone to go watch Finding Dory with!
There is probably like 1 Lebanese family in all of Ohio... how hard you think this is really gonna be?
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At first I thought that comment was going to be about him needing to find another Lebanese family to go with.
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There is probably like 1 Lebanese family in all of Ohio... how hard you think this is really gonna be?
Actually, Cleveland has the second largest Lebanese population in the country.

No, Verbiage you can't come visit.
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At first I thought that comment was going to be about him needing to find another Lebanese family to go with.
Haha... pretty sure he'd have to go all the way to Michigan for that.
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Actually, Cleveland has the second largest Lebanese population in the country.

No, Verbiage you can't come visit.
Interesting... I did not know that. I still hate you. Yet... strangely...


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Actually, Cleveland has the second largest Lebanese population in the country.

No, Verbiage you can't come visit.
WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWAY.
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Actually, Cleveland has the second largest Lebanese population in the country.

No, Verbiage you can't come visit.
Interesting... I did not know that. I still hate you. Yet... strangely...


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Oh god, they look so young there. I never did watch that movie.
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After re-reading the last 2 pages in this thread I became really sad ...
I'm confused because "IDK WTF" is serious or not ?
Or are you guys "The perfect online virtual comedian actors" ?
Where am I ?
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Interesting... I did not know that. I still hate you. Yet... strangely...


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HAHAHA I just lost it!

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WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWAY.
I'm kidding! I just can't be giving away all the Middle Eastern girls here. What if I said you could have the one I just texted you about?
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I'm kidding! I just can't be giving away all the Middle Eastern girls here. What if I said you could have the one I just texted you about?
Meh she probably likes white dudes. Just kidding.


Seriously though, try to take her out so you can affirm her thickness.
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Thanks! The new tint really makes it! Now, people won't know it's me driving
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Thanks! The new tint really makes it! Now, people won't know it's me driving
"Thar go anotha one ah dem dayum Puhtells in dem dag gone fanci car geen".
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Meh she probably likes white dudes. Just kidding.


Seriously though, try to take her out so you can affirm her thickness.
Hate you.

I haven't responded yet. Make her ass wait for not being creative.

EDIT: Hoping for not thick. Her IG is in her bio.
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Hate you.

I haven't responded yet. Make her ass wait for not being creative.

EDIT: Hoping for not thick. Her IG is in her bio.
Well share it dammit! For research purposes, of course.
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Hate you.

I haven't responded yet. Make her ass wait for not being creative.

EDIT: Hoping for not thick. Her IG is in her bio.
Dude Facebook nao.
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