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      05-16-2015, 07:54 PM   #309
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Here's one of her tinder pics
come on dude, that's all you come up with?

I'm thirsty, need more pics
Hahaha at least you're honest about it.

But I feel bad if I did! It's bad enough it was "meh" for me.

I need someone who's not as conventional
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Here's one of her tinder pics
come on dude, that's all you come up with?

I'm thirsty, need more pics
Hahaha at least you're honest about it.

But I feel bad if I did! It's bad enough it was "meh" for me.

I need someone who's not as conventional
Show us a face.

Side note: you'll only get 'meh's on a site where people meet just for fucking
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Here's one of her tinder pics
come on dude, that's all you come up with?

I'm thirsty, need more pics
Hahaha at least you're honest about it.

But I feel bad if I did! It's bad enough it was "meh" for me.

I need someone who's not as conventional
Show us a face.

Side note: you'll only get 'meh's on a site where people meet just for fucking
I'm not that much of a dick to put her on blast.


I'd rather have forum members think I'm full of shit than expose the poor girl.

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Here's one of her tinder pics
come on dude, that's all you come up with?

I'm thirsty, need more pics
Hopefully these will quench your thirst
I liked her a lot back in the days.
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Ok I'm done. I don't want to violate forum rules.
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I'm not that much of a dick to put her on blast.


I'd rather have forum members think I'm full of shit than expose the poor girl.

/thread.
blur out her eyes dude lol
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Don't do it sugar boner. You're better than that. You've done enough already. Listen to me.
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LOL. Now, this thread is officially a fun thread.
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Don't do it sugar boner. You're better than that. You've done enough already. Listen to me.
I'm not. I want to be around to post of my M6 arriving.

Otherwise- if I did- I would have to change my username to MrSugarDouche.
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I spent 2 hours cleaning the interior of 4 vehicles yesterday.
I went out with my wife, and it rained. So, we came home early.
Then there is sunshine. We went out again, and it was pouring.
Wife just decided to slept early. I am just browsing DIY section of 4 car forums.

Time to recondition the leather.....


My typical weekend.
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Ok I'm done. I don't want to violate forum rules.
what watch is that?
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How about this for FML: I'm diagnosed with chronic daily migraine. I literally have some level of headache every day of my life, some days are brutal. I'm on 4 preventative medications. Enjoy your good health, truly. Even with my illness I'm grateful for the blessings I've been given and for the good days
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^ I can beat you to it.
I was suffering with serious arthritis. Started late 2012, and finally got it "manageable" around mid-late 2014.
I thought I was okay without taking medication, and now I am suffering from it around March this year. Asked physician for refill, and started taking medication 3weeks ago. I think it is "manageable" again. Going into PT next month. Then, I need to get rid of all the bioenergy I stored on my belly afterward.
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Don't do it sugar boner. You're better than that. You've done enough already. Listen to me.
I'm not. I want to be around to post of my M6 arriving.

Otherwise- if I did- I would have to change my username to MrSugarDouche.
Cheap shot.

But I was trying to help you not be a douche even more by sharing this type of thing.

Banning was never on my mind. It's not about you being banned. But what you're conveying about you.
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Don't do it sugar boner. You're better than that. You've done enough already. Listen to me.
I'm not. I want to be around to post of my M6 arriving.

Otherwise- if I did- I would have to change my username to MrSugarDouche.
Cheap shot.

But I was trying to help you not be a douche even more by sharing this type of thing.

Banning was never on my mind. It's not about you being banned. But what you're conveying about you.
I kid I kidddd

But no real talk- as mediocre as it was, I do have a loud conscience. Given the details I did say, I would never share on a forum pictures.

Just not my style.
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For the first time in my life, I've apparently got allergies to all the pollen out here now. Been sneezing, congested, can't sleep for shit, runny nose...., the whole she-bang.

Worse part is, nobody wants to have sex with you if you're snotting all over the place. I'm miserable right now.
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For the first time in my life, I've apparently got allergies to all the pollen out here now. Been sneezing, congested, can't sleep for shit, runny nose...., the whole she-bang.

Worse part is, nobody wants to have sex with you if you're snotting all over the place. I'm miserable right now.
That was me all last week.
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what watch is that?
Frederique Constant. It's a Junior watch but fits me OK. It's on Sale on Amazon now.
http://www.amazon.com/Frederique-Con...956117&sr=1-50
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For the first time in my life, I've apparently got allergies to all the pollen out here now. Been sneezing, congested, can't sleep for shit, runny nose...., the whole she-bang.

Worse part is, nobody wants to have sex with you if you're snotting all over the place. I'm miserable right now.
Probably not the pollen, it's all the asbestos from installing the stripper pole.
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Actually, now that you say that..., it may have been that new KY formula I used in the KY wresting pit on Sunday.
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Actually, now that you say that..., it may have been that new KY formula I used in the KY wresting pit on Sunday.
Something ain't adding up. You said you were by yourself all weekend, then you said you used KY jelly on Sunday.... hmmmmmm

Did you lube yourself?
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Something ain't adding up. You said you were by yourself all weekend, then you said you used KY jelly on Sunday.... hmmmmmm

Did you lube yourself?
Hey now! All I said was that my allergies flared up! I still had company! WE WENT TO THE BEACH!

DIDN'T REALIZE YOU NEEDED MY LIFE STORY OVER HERE.


But yes. I lubed myself. Thank you very much.
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