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| 01-01-2010, 12:21 AM | #309 |
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Happy New Year Guys!!!!!!! May all your wishes come true!
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| 01-01-2010, 12:23 AM | #311 |
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| 01-01-2010, 03:32 AM | #316 | |
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| 01-01-2010, 03:36 AM | #317 | |
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| 01-01-2010, 03:49 PM | #321 |
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my girl broke up with me today so great start to the new year huh
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| 01-01-2010, 05:24 PM | #322 | |
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| 01-01-2010, 05:52 PM | #323 | |
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I was hammered. Happy NEw years
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| 04-20-2010, 12:19 PM | #324 |
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Happy Holidaze
Would you like green buds and hash?
- No I would not, Mister Stash! Would you like them in a bong? Would you like them all day long? - No I would not in a bong! - No I would not all day long! - I do not like green buds and hash. - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them wrapped in paper? Will you try them now or later? - I do not want them wrapped in paper. - I don't want them now or later. - I don't want them in a bong, - I do not want them all day long. - I do not like green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! Would you like them in a joint? - No I would not, what's the point? Perhaps you would prefer a puff? Just have one, that is enough. - I won't partake, not of a puff, - Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff! Would you try a tiny toke? - No I don't want any smoke! What if they were vaporized? - I've told you no a thousand times! Would you, could you, in a cake? Or in cookies I can bake? - I do not want them in a cake, - Or in cookies you could bake. - I do not want them vaporized, - Or other means you have devised. - I do not wish to try a toke, - Or otherwise inhale smoke. - I won't participate in puffs, - You have asked me quite enough! - I get no joy from juicy joints, - I really do not see the point. - I do not want to use the bong, - I think that buds and hash are wrong. In a tincture would you take it? I could show you how to make it. - I do not want them in a tincture - Or in any other mixture! - I do not want green buds and hash, - I do not want them Mister Stash! - Why do you care if I try them? - Will you profit if I buy them? I offer buds and hash for free, There is no benefit to me. Someone said that that you were sick, green buds and hash might do the trick. If you find you're getting thinner, With no appetite for dinner, Or you suffer from sclerosis, Epilepsy or neuroses, For almost all the ills that ail ya, buds and hash will never fail ya. Have glaucoma? PMS? Green buds and hash have much success. For protection against strokes, Its best to have some potent tokes. If your muscles are not dandy, Try some green bud infused candy. For migraines, spasms, even cancer, Green buds and hash provide the answer. If you are not feeling right, Then have green buds and hash tonight. - It's true I am not feeling great, - My health's been rather poor of late. - My doctor says that I have ills, - He told me I should take these pills. - I cannot even sleep at night, - I never do feel quite alright. - I will try green buds and hash, - I will try them Mister Stash! Pfffffffffffffft! - Hey now I am feeling good! - They worked just like you said they would. - I have never felt this fine! - Green buds and hash are quite divine! - I will bake a green bud brownie, - Whenever I am feeling frowny. - I will try them vaporized, - That technique seems very wise. - I will take them in a tincture, - And in every other mixture. - Perhaps I would prefer to puff, - And stop when I have had enough. - I will roll some massive joints, - And smoke them down to little points. - I will toke upon the bong, - I will do it all day long. - I really like green buds and hash, - I do enjoy them Mister Stash! - Thanks for being so insistent - And for being so persistent. - My mind and body are improved, - My spirit also has been moved. - Though I was told they are a sin, - Green buds and hash are medicine. - I'm sorry that I was so hateful, - Now I know I should be grateful! - Thank you, thank you, Mister Stash, - Thank you for green buds and hash!
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| 04-20-2010, 12:36 PM | #325 |
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Hopefully this will inspire the voters of Cali.
Did you write that? Pretty good!
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| 04-20-2010, 04:14 PM | #327 |
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| 04-20-2010, 08:11 PM | #329 |
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Didn't write it but thought it was brilliant.
There was some interesting data on the KTLA morning show regarding national polls and the legalization. National data showed that 33% were in favor of legalizing it however 55% were in favor of legalizing it for medical purposes. CA figures should be considerably higher. Even if the state voted in favor of it there would still be so much legal red tape to go through before we would be able to purchase it. None the less it's a step in the right direction. A Dr. was quoted as saying, "I find it ironic that a company will invest thousands of dollars in sending an alcoholic employee to rehab that shows up late, does mediocre work and is a determent to the work environment but will fire an employee who smokes a joint to unwind after a days work. This is the guy who's co-workers thinks lives a "normal" life.
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| 05-26-2010, 12:59 AM | #330 |
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