Marketing or Tuning. Now THAT is the question. Vishnu PROcede V2 update

Mr Practical · 06-07-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonmartin

+1 btw:Being an ex M3 owner that statement is retarded I can't even remember how many times I had to explain what the "M" in M3 meant to a female.Girls like fast cars or luxurious cars (usually) and if a modded 335 races you when your with your gf in your M3 and you lose or were just as fast in an "M"3 then your car isn't special anymore at least not to her anyway trust I speak from experience.The Ferrari is a status symbol and the M3 or any 3,5,6,7 series will never be in that league no matter how well they perform.Just like how a corvette will never be seen as an exotic car no matter how many lambos or ferraris it beats.It's just like if I pulled up at a club one night in a Z06 the only people that will care are dudes and girls that look like dudes.If I pull up to the same club the same night again 20 minutes later in a Ferrari EVERYONES FACE WILL SMILE!.It's just the way it is and will always be that way.With that said I like the M3 and all but no it's not as special as most people say it is sorry to burst your bubble.And also if you need a badge to get more chicks in your car that sucks maybe you should look into other options (like getting stronger game?

)cause I can probably pull just as many chicks in your own car as I could an M3.

Gold Diggers and Enthusiasts loves ferraris...most women i know incuding my wife thinks they are to flashy...and that a guy with that kind of car is making up for other inadequacies.

OpenFlash · 06-07-2007, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RiXst3r

He did say *THIS*

But... I searched and searched... and this is the ONLY time he mentioned it directly... he has hinted at it a few times, but never really says it.

"maybe you werent listening Terry!"

lol

Straz M3 · 06-07-2007, 03:10 PM

are you reading the thread? this thread has turned into a joke...everyone is always bitching about 335 vs m3 this. Jesus Christ...I love my 335 and I could get an M3 if I wanted but I needed a car a year ago and chose this and decided to mod it. Now I love the god damn car more than I thought I would and I am happy with it.

So many people defend the M3 or the 335 like it was their first born child. Relax people and just drive the car that makes you smile.

PS. No 335 is an M3...but in my eyes I would never want to have an M3 over my 335. Period end.

scottp999 · 06-07-2007, 03:12 PM

Shiv,

How many exhausts are currently in stock or how long is the wait?

Thanks,
Scott

Boostedg35 · 06-07-2007, 03:32 PM

does this V2 adjust timing? by how much? what are the injectors duty cycle at?

can this software be tuned by the owner or is this a one time tune?

what are the adjustments available can you do speed set boost parameters or RPM?

thanks

SfValley335i · 06-07-2007, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RiXst3r

He did say *THIS*

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Originally Posted by Shiv@Vishnu

Originally Posted by shiv@vishnu
No one will need new harnesses. All they will need is a another wire that they plug into the harness that they already have. I've explained this before with regards to feature add-ons. Maybe you weren't listening

shiv

But... I searched and searched... and this is the ONLY time he mentioned it directly... he has hinted at it a few times, but never really says it.

"maybe you werent listening Terry!"

Thank you Rixst3r for searching

e.n335 · 06-07-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SfValley335i

Thank you Rixst3r for searching

Who cares when you get the new PROcede v2 performance. Otherwise stick on v1.45, that´s what everybody paid for.

sflgator · 06-07-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by eugen.niederreiter

Who cares when you get the new PROcede v2 performance. Otherwise stick on v1.45, thats what everybody paid for.

Well, SfValley335i and Terry335 can't since Shiv refuses to sell them a PROcede.

Like the Seinfeld 'Soup Nazi' episode, ..."Sorry, NO PROcede for you!" LOL.

Heli Animal · 06-07-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry335

It's OK. I think it's great you're pushing the limits of the n54 and although it's obvious you've just raised the boost, I promise to act surprised when the curtain is lifted.

I do have to admit I'm curious as to what you're going to pass off as the great engineering feat incorproated in to the firmware. Make it good, the forum has been a little slow lately.

Does anyone know what this guy looks like? I always picture him as some huge fat guy sitting on his computer all day with a domino's pizza box next to him, thick glasses and a foul odor.. lol. Sorry bro that's the impression you give out. It's obvious you're not very smart.. so that's one less thing you have going for you.

Terry335 · 06-07-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Heli Animal

Does anyone know what this guy looks like? I always picture him as some huge fat guy sitting on his computer all day with a domino's pizza box next to him, thick glasses and a foul odor.. lol. Sorry bro that's the impression you give out. It's obvious you're not very smart.. so that's one less thing you have going for you.

lol no I'm just a normal looking 30 year old guy, shaved head, 190#, socially appropriate amounts of deodorant, etc.

sflgator · 06-07-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Heli Animal

Does anyone know what this guy looks like? I always picture him as some huge fat guy sitting on his computer all day with a domino's pizza box next to him, thick glasses and a foul odor.. lol. Sorry bro that's the impression you give out. It's obvious you're not very smart.. so that's one less thing you have going for you.

Funny.

SoCal335i · 06-07-2007, 03:56 PM

The letter M means nothing to me. Its just an E92 with a low torque V8 in it.

Straz M3 · 06-07-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Terry335

lol no I'm just a normal looking 30 year old guy, shaved head, 190#, socially appropriate amounts of deodorant, etc.

stressdoc · 06-07-2007, 03:58 PM

You guys watched the WOW episode of Southpark too many times...

e.n335 · 06-07-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCal335i

The letter M means nothing to me. Its just an E92 with a low torque V8 in it.

It's a track machine. I have had a M3 e46 for 3 years. My first and last M. I want a daily driver.

E90ice · 06-07-2007, 04:04 PM

It's really sad that this thread turned into a bunch of retarded talk.

Why can't we have a nice conversation about PROcede v2? Wasn't this the purpose of this thread?

I'm getting sick and tired of people like Terry and Sfvalley335 bringing chaos into every thread that involves Shiv and PROcede.

If you don't have anything nice to say or don't like Shiv and his products....that's you own damn problem!!!
Stay out of Shiv's and PROcede threads!!!!!!!

lawdude · 06-07-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Straz 335

found one.

tek818 · 06-07-2007, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCal335i

The letter M means nothing to me. Its just an E92 with a low torque V8 in it.

Straz M3 · 06-07-2007, 04:18 PM

are you reading the thread? this thread has turned into a joke...everyone is always bitching about 335 vs m3 this. Jesus Christ...I love my 335 and I could get an M3 if I wanted but I needed a car a year ago and chose this and decided to mod it. Now I love the god damn car more than I thought I would and I am happy with it.

So many people defend the M3 or the 335 like it was their first born child. Relax people and just drive the car that makes you smile.

PS. No 335 is an M3...but in my eyes I would never want to have an M3 over my 335. Period end.

Terry335 · 06-07-2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lawdude

found one.

Hey, that was a bad hair day.

SfValley335i · 06-07-2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by eugen.niederreiter

Who cares when you get the new PROcede v2 performance...

The whole point of Forums is to share information. What Rixst3r provided for us is that v2 will require additional wires.

People like JonMartin, didnt know that but now he does.

SfValley335i · 06-07-2007, 04:22 PM

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Funny.

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theres no need for you to call me a SOB (in the forums) grow up

Whatever. I'm sure you've been called much worse.

Dude, you're kind of a 'trouble maker' on here; getting into bed with Terry probably wasn't your best move.

ha
you just proved your just a kid with a car your parents bought you. have fun acting like a fool.

You DON"T KNOW what the FUCK you're talking about...I'm 38 years old years old, I make nearly $250k/year and I've worked very hard for many years to afford and drive my $53k 335i! So, shut the fuck up, stop PM'ing me, and go fuck Terry335i since you're already in bed with him.

250k/year... ya ok
Even if you did make that much a year too bad you have ZERO class. Enjoy your 53k car when your making 250k a year

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Straz M3 Never Lose 51 Rep 1,145 Posts Drives: 2011.75 E92 M3 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Windy City iTrader: (2)	are you reading the thread? this thread has turned into a joke...everyone is always bitching about 335 vs m3 this. Jesus Christ...I love my 335 and I could get an M3 if I wanted but I needed a car a year ago and chose this and decided to mod it. Now I love the god damn car more than I thought I would and I am happy with it. So many people defend the M3 or the 335 like it was their first born child. Relax people and just drive the car that makes you smile. PS. No 335 is an M3...but in my eyes I would never want to have an M3 over my 335. Period end. __________________ '11 Melbourne Red Metallic / Black/Fox/Fox 6MT E92 ///M3 ZCP \| Convenience Package \| Premium Package 2 \| Heated Seats \| Enhanced Premium Sound l BMW Apps
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E90ice Banned 220 Rep 2,002 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi Coupe Join Date: May 2006 Location: WA iTrader: (0)	It's really sad that this thread turned into a bunch of retarded talk. Why can't we have a nice conversation about PROcede v2? Wasn't this the purpose of this thread? I'm getting sick and tired of people like Terry and Sfvalley335 bringing chaos into every thread that involves Shiv and PROcede. If you don't have anything nice to say or don't like Shiv and his products....that's you own damn problem!!! Stay out of Shiv's and PROcede threads!!!!!!! __________________
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