Offical Tri-State Chat Thread (#1)

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:21 AM

yo momma so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:21 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:22 AM

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

fizzle · 04-23-2008, 10:22 AM

yo momma so smelly, she made Right Guard call for backup

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:22 AM

sal so who made the best car....and what was your favorite model you drove

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimmer335i07

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

love it..

fizzle · 04-23-2008, 10:22 AM

yo momma so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:23 AM

yo momma so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps

fizzle · 04-23-2008, 10:24 AM

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:24 AM

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:24 AM

yo mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 3 commercials

fizzle · 04-23-2008, 10:24 AM

You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

fizzle · 04-23-2008, 10:25 AM

Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:25 AM

yo momma so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket across lake michigan

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:25 AM

yo momma so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:26 AM

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:26 AM

ok boys i think we can calm down on the yo momma jokes and leave some for after lunch

OEKlM · 04-23-2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AutoCouture

Break down of the events:

1. 128i Convert v. VW EOS, Audi A4 convert (slalom, braking, hot laps)
2. 128i v. MB C300, Lexus IS250 (slalom, braking, hot laps)
3. 1-series customization (LOTS of cool shit coming out for this car!!)
-break-
4. BMW Diesels- 335d, X5 X-drive 35sd (road test) *these are AWESOME btw
5. Diesel Classroom (info and whatnot)
6. X6 (intro, viewing, etc)
-lunch-
7. X6 (road test)
8. X6 v. Cayenne, FX45 (slalom, wet skid pad <--MAD fun, hot laps)
9. X6 indoor event (hands on w/ features and what not), viewing of Xdrive 50
-break-
10. M3 (e90 and e92) v. Lexus IS-F, Audi S5 (hot laps)
11. M3 classroom (specs, features, etc)
-Closing Words-

nice....bro

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cycler

ok boys i think we can calm down on the yo momma jokes and leave some for after lunch

You're the one that started it. lol!

OEKlM · 04-23-2008, 10:27 AM

can i own another page?

OEKlM · 04-23-2008, 10:27 AM

woohooo... that one was for ed haha

fizzle · 04-23-2008, 10:27 AM

fuck u mike fuck u.

04-23-2008, 10:21 AM	#33067
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04-23-2008, 10:22 AM	#33069
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04-23-2008, 10:22 AM	#33070
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04-23-2008, 10:22 AM	#33071
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	sal so who made the best car....and what was your favorite model you drove
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04-23-2008, 10:22 AM	#33073
fizzle is it the 5oclock free crack giveaway? 242 Rep 17,453 Posts Drives: a motorized vee-hickle Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (14)	yo momma so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
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04-23-2008, 10:23 AM	#33074
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	yo momma so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps
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04-23-2008, 10:24 AM	#33075
fizzle is it the 5oclock free crack giveaway? 242 Rep 17,453 Posts Drives: a motorized vee-hickle Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (14)	Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater
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04-23-2008, 10:24 AM	#33076
Bimmer335i07 BK Employee of the month! / Moderator 652 Rep 15,795 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Sedan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ... iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! __________________ Sponsored by: Pics of the ---> Barbera Beast <--- Martino Auto Concepts (Like them on Facebook MAC) Factory Trained & Authorized by BMW of North America Matt@Camber-Toe (Like them on Facebook Camber-Toe) LuxAngelEyes (Like them on Facebook LuxAngelEyes) LTBMW (Like them on Facebook LTBMW) OEMconcepts (Like them on Facebook OEMconcepts)
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04-23-2008, 10:24 AM	#33077
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	yo mommas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 3 commercials
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04-23-2008, 10:24 AM	#33078
fizzle is it the 5oclock free crack giveaway? 242 Rep 17,453 Posts Drives: a motorized vee-hickle Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (14)	You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
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04-23-2008, 10:25 AM	#33079
fizzle is it the 5oclock free crack giveaway? 242 Rep 17,453 Posts Drives: a motorized vee-hickle Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (14)	Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
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04-23-2008, 10:25 AM	#33080
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	yo momma so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket across lake michigan
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04-23-2008, 10:25 AM	#33081
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	yo momma so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
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04-23-2008, 10:26 AM	#33082
Bimmer335i07 BK Employee of the month! / Moderator 652 Rep 15,795 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Sedan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ... iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." __________________ Sponsored by: Pics of the ---> Barbera Beast <--- Martino Auto Concepts (Like them on Facebook MAC) Factory Trained & Authorized by BMW of North America Matt@Camber-Toe (Like them on Facebook Camber-Toe) LuxAngelEyes (Like them on Facebook LuxAngelEyes) LTBMW (Like them on Facebook LTBMW) OEMconcepts (Like them on Facebook OEMconcepts)
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04-23-2008, 10:26 AM	#33083
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	ok boys i think we can calm down on the yo momma jokes and leave some for after lunch
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04-23-2008, 10:27 AM	#33086
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04-23-2008, 10:27 AM	#33087
OEKlM Lieutenant General 170 Rep 10,406 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY/NJ iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00] 2004 Triumph Dayton ... [0.00]	woohooo... that one was for ed haha __________________
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04-23-2008, 10:27 AM	#33088
fizzle is it the 5oclock free crack giveaway? 242 Rep 17,453 Posts Drives: a motorized vee-hickle Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (14)	fuck u mike fuck u.
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