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      11-12-2009, 09:07 PM   #33969
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he has Kevin now to do that for him... i guess Sal's outta the picture?
no he might come with me hehe tag team that ass...dont be scurred if we bust out the vaseline
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      11-12-2009, 09:08 PM   #33970
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since when have you told a guy to shut his mouth?
whyyyyy you little JERRRRRRRRRY!

OH and btw your friend aurora has some hot pics on her FB...mmm
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      11-12-2009, 09:09 PM   #33971
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well i wouldve BUT my man kevin said to have it drop tagged and they picked it up today.
ahh, ok, that's fine too.. LOL

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no he might come with me hehe tag team that ass...dont be scurred if we bust out the vaseline
bust out all the vaseline... it ain't mine.

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bro! i posted up a pic of my friend aurora, and needless to say, kevin had to leave the chat a few times to crank his taliwacker... thats when he said the quote.. i was dying
too bad ur gay and won't HIT IT cause allegedly she "smells"?? that smell u dislike is called PUSSY!!!
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bro! i posted up a pic of my friend aurora, and needless to say, kevin had to leave the chat a few times to crank his taliwacker... thats when he said the quote.. i was dying
I'm still laughin at that shit. That might be the top five things I 've laughed at on here...
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ahh, ok, that's fine too.. LOL



bust out all the vaseline... it ain't mine.



too bad ur gay and won't HIT IT cause allegedly she "smells"?? that smell u dislike is called PUSSY!!!
right wtf is wrong with him. bro ill show you some pics you might pop a 12 oclock or 6 oclock depending on what your packin lol
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she has pics that arent posted.. her x-mas outfit pic.. fuckign hot as hell

WHOA!! Santa's little upper... I mean helper.
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bro, i lost my voice from laughing when kevin wrote that


I'm just glad I didn't have a beverage around cuz it would be all over my new laptop.
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i WILL suck a fart out of her butt
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      11-12-2009, 09:14 PM   #33979
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right wtf is wrong with him. bro ill show you some pics you might pop a 12 oclock or 6 oclock depending on what your packin lol
i'll pop a 4:30 i'm so small
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i WILL suck a fart out of her butt
no bro... according to jerry she's got some "issues" so don't touch her bro.
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if that's the case, kevin's clock, the second hand wont even move
he removed the second hand
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i WILL suck a fart out of her butt
Is that a beer gutt?!?!
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eh, not all the time.. i was out by her house the other night chillen wit her and her kid.. she cooked me dinner
funny how the tune changes when ur other girl isn't around... This is what i wanted to get out of u.

Oh and she let u around her kid? Did the local authorities get warned about this? How about the FBI? LOL
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Is that a beer gutt?!?!
Are u serious? haha... smoking body, especially after having a kid!!
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she lost some weight since that pic..
An ex?
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ya.. i was wit her on halloween when she took this pic on my car..


she looked amazing that night! u cant tell she had a kid
Hot, yes, but that didn't leave dents in the hood???
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here's me, the ex and aurora that night..
DAMN!!
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surprisingly no.. shes light
Always surrounded by bitches in every pic I see of you. NICE!!!
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lol.. not really.. i need to meet new ones.
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im serious.. i havent gotten laid in 2 weeks and its killing me..
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