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      04-24-2008, 11:57 AM   #34189
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      04-24-2008, 11:58 AM   #34190
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are you calling me fat aaron? yes i know im packing the thickness... if i wasnt eating my rage from this place, id be in decent shape

No.....didnt you read my post. most woman would want those attributes if they worked out. you have small joints which would make you a perfect candidate for a lot of things.
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      04-24-2008, 11:58 AM   #34191
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unless a woman has the pocket rocket.....the vibrating cucumber....the hercules.....the magic wand.....the sledge hammer.....the butt plugs....etc etc.

Anyone ever watch Real Sex on HBO
i hate that show. i try to jerk off but then some weird fetish bitch comes out and start whipping this old dude with saggy balls and then im liek fuck. then i just turn off the tv and cry myself to sleep*


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      04-24-2008, 11:58 AM   #34193
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first post of the day = owned
damnit jerry. whats the word on the car
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      04-24-2008, 11:58 AM   #34194
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i hate that show. i try to jerk off but then some weird fetish bitch comes out and start whipping this old dude with saggy balls and then im liek fuck. then i just turn off the tv and cry myself to sleep*


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      04-24-2008, 11:59 AM   #34196
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No.....didnt you read my post. most woman would want those attributes if they worked out. you have small joints which would make you a perfect candidate for a lot of things.
well put. my gf aint skinny and i dont like super skinny girl either. there bones are brittle. my gf is perfect i think she has the perfect size shape and curves. she could use a lil more ass tho..lana u wanna share that 43??
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      04-24-2008, 12:00 PM   #34197
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i wanna motorboat a booty
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      04-24-2008, 12:00 PM   #34198
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i said you have width in your shoulders...not thickness. i said your body is proportioned to your legs. and you had nice curves and genetics. can someone please find where the word FAT came into play
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      04-24-2008, 12:00 PM   #34201
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I went to ralley.. $3959 down = $640 /month + unlimited lifetime carwash for free.. SICK!
nice deal.
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lol aaron, its ok... im not mad i told you... im just busting your chops
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      04-24-2008, 12:01 PM   #34203
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+100 im with u on that



and Jerry no bimmer yet...lol
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      04-24-2008, 12:01 PM   #34204
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      04-24-2008, 12:02 PM   #34205
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oh and i said you have one of those body types that when worked out you would be muscular.....and not like a body builder more like a woman who just looks good. oh and i told ed you were kind of sexy.......so how do you like them apples.
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lol aaron, its ok... im not mad i told you... im just busting your chops

oh then can you forget that i told ed i thought you were kind of sexy.
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      04-24-2008, 12:03 PM   #34207
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wow jerry thats a good deal... get it now hehe
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good... cause "kind of" isnt sexy.. its just a little











Ok i need food or im going to die and my body will start digesting this bootie
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      04-24-2008, 12:04 PM   #34209
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that was supposed to be between ed and myself but i needed to save myself so i told you about our conversation
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      04-24-2008, 12:04 PM   #34210
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good... cause "kind of" isnt sexy.. its just a little











Ok i need food or im going to die and my body will start digesting this bootie
fine do you really want to hear what i told Ed?? besides the sexy party
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