[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Oh, you wanna get REAL?!?!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

That piece of shit can't even reach 30mph. Would need to get a Vespa with a pink stripe if I want to stand a chance.

Lets do this... In the only place where mopeds are socially acceptable...

Honolulu... But we must wear our full face helmets to make it look like we are going faster...

(if you have your motorcycle license, they let you rent the little itty bitty mopeds that go 60mph... there is A LOT of debauchery on the islands)

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

I dunno where that place is, but i'm down... As long as you don't cause too many delays between you having to swap out your Depends... But we need a waiver signed by you that none of us can be held accountable if your hip goes out... Again...

West central NC. Last time we went they had someone from linens department at the hospital in case of any unknown blowouts in the karts. They also provided free prune juice and antinques road show in the waiting room for your turn at the track.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Heck with that!!

Road trip to GoPro Motoplex and we'll settle this for about 100.00 each participant

I just googled this. WE NEED TO GO!

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yep experience I call it and street vs track car.

Well, all of that is thrown out the window since go karts are in the mix now!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Hahaha it's ok, buddy. We all know she's big boned.

Two laps? Is that all she's got in her before she quits?

With all this trash talking going on, we have to have an OT track day. Mid-Ohio cost $15k per day to rent. Who wants in?

Omg this would be the best day ever!
In!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

You're automatically disqualified... Can't even upload a pic properly...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Lets do this... In the only place where mopeds are socially acceptable...

Honolulu... But we must wear our full face helmets to make it look like we are going faster...

(if you have your motorcycle license, they let you rent the little itty bitty mopeds that go 60mph... there is A LOT of debauchery on the islands)

I thought you were going to say Florence, but Honolulu sounds fun too. We can have a fire on the beach, go surfing, smoke meth with the locals, AND have moped races.

Maybe we can meet Dog the Bounty Hunter!!!!!!!!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

I thought you were going to say Florence, but Honolulu sounds fun too. We can have a fire on the beach, go surfing, smoke meth with the locals, AND have moped races.

Maybe we can meet Dog the Bounty Hunter!!!!!!!!

I went to his office once to look for him

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

I dunno where that place is, but i'm down... As long as you don't cause too many delays between you having to swap out your Depends... But we need a waiver signed by you that none of us can be held accountable if your hip goes out... Again...

That's NOT what you want the waiver for....

Ask Axius - the waiver is to prevent BBQ as the pre/post meal

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

You're automatically disqualified... Can't even upload a pic properly...

In my defense, my usual image rehosting site drastically changed the way they do things.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I went to his office once to look for him

I just want to see Beth's boobs in person.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

That's NOT what you want the waiver for....

Ask Axius - the waiver is to prevent BBQ as the pre/post meal

I will not, and you can quote me, take you on a date to BBQ ever again. Or I'll just tell the waitress to ban you from beans.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by duck fat

In my defense, my usual image rehosting site drastically changed the way they do things.

That response was a SMIDGE too whiney for my liking... You need to lock that shiet down !! And why is it taking so long for you to confirm or deny what Axius is reporting about larger women??

No wonder you came into this thread... You must've got excited when you heard "Miss Piggy"...

jk...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

I just want to see Beth's boobs in person.



I will not, and you can quote me, take you on a date to BBQ ever again. Or I'll just tell the waitress to ban you from beans.

Oh hell to the no... Is that why he got a vert? I can only imagine you lost a few years off of your life... his insides are probably like a sarcophagus... Or those canopic jars the ancient egyptians stuffed your organs into...

[ASBSECU E93]

Just for that shoei - I'll get an EXTRA side of Baked Beans if/when we meet

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

That response was a SMIDGE too whiney for my liking... You need to lock that shiet down !! And why is it taking so long for you to confirm or deny what Axius is reporting about larger women??

No wonder you came into this thread... You must've got excited when you heard "Miss Piggy"...

jk...

Not gonna lie, it did catch me unprepared.

I must've missed his comment on larger women. But then again, wasn't it someone else that was going out with one?

No comment on the Miss Piggy.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh hell to the no... Is that why he got a vert? I can only imagine you lost a few years off of your life... his insides are probably like a sarcophagus... Or those canopic jars the ancient egyptians stuffed your organs into...

I developed a very rare and unheard of form of throat cancer. They say I only have another two years to live.

[1MOREMOD]

Is it from contaminated jizz?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

I developed a very rare and unheard of form of throat cancer. They say I only have another two years to live.

Is it ASBerger Syndrome?

No wait, that one is where you become the cheapest son of a bish on the planet...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Is it from contaminated jizz?

Probably. But hey, a mans gotta make a living one way or another.

Originally Posted by shoei

Is it ASBerger Syndrome?

No wait, that one is where you become the cheapest son of a bish on the planet...

It's Robitonstiltius Syndrome. First it attacks your heart, then it slowly eats your throat from the inside out.

[ASBSECU E93]

All this talk of baked beans - I'm suddenly a little gassy

[Axius]

If there is someone at work that you despise, crop dust the hell out of them. Watch them faint from all the methane.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Heck with that!!

Road trip to GoPro Motoplex and we'll settle this for about 100.00 each participant

I'm in. Get Capt. and Lt. Slow aka 1MOREMOD and silvergray545 to join us and it's a party.