Hello boys

dxb335d · 11-18-2007, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Carlos, you will put across my knee & severely spanked if you don't watch your cheek matey.

SoYank · 11-18-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

i was born a genius

Then what happened?

NFS · 11-18-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

Then what happened?

Dropped on his head in childhood?

beemerbird · 11-18-2007, 10:27 AM

There is a far worse saying than that, but I won't go there.

jwbmw · 11-18-2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

There is a far worse saying than that, but I won't go there.

Go on say it and brighten up a dull Sunday

beemerbird · 11-18-2007, 10:34 AM

I don't know if I dare, will I get into trouble?

jwbmw · 11-18-2007, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

I don't know if I dare, will I get into trouble?

Don't know, cant be that bad can it Helen

beemerbird · 11-18-2007, 10:41 AM

Well I think it should be taken light heartedly Jason, and if anyone complains I'll blame you.

"At birth, they threw the baby away and kept the afterbirth"

Done it now!

vivekk · 11-18-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

I don't know if I dare, will I get into trouble?

I'd like to know what it is as well please, Helen, so go on- tell us.

Edit- er...thanks

Viv

beemerbird · 11-18-2007, 10:45 AM

Sorry Viv if that was too bad

vivekk · 11-18-2007, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Sorry Viv if that was too bad

No, Helen, it wasn't - I was expecting a whole lot worse!

I'm sure Steve A will oblige.

Viv

beemerbird · 11-18-2007, 11:11 AM

Thanks Viv, is that a back handed compliment then?

Carlosspawnofthedevil

You do realise, he's going to love all this attention.

vivekk · 11-18-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Thanks Viv, is that a back handed compliment then?

Carlosspawnofthedevil

You do realise, he's going to love all this attention.

It was.

He thrives on the attention, especially when he hasn't a clue as to why it's happening!

Viv

330cdsport · 11-19-2007, 11:24 AM

Another totally UGGH one that I heard a good while back:

'The best part of you run down the inside of your mother's leg'

Totally vile I know!!

dxb335d · 11-19-2007, 11:47 AM

i think i may have missed the bus with this one me luvlies

jwbmw · 07-01-2010, 04:06 PM

A classic thread by us old timers for the newbies to enjoy. Thanks for the banter Helen

pjs · 07-01-2010, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jwbmw

A classic thread by us old timers for the newbies to enjoy. Thanks for the banter Helen

Ryanair thread anyone?

beemerbird · 07-01-2010, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jwbmw

A classic thread by us old timers for the newbies to enjoy. Thanks for the banter Helen

Have I pissed you or something Jason.........

jwbmw · 07-01-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Have I pissed you or something Jason.........

Absolutely not!

briers · 07-01-2010, 04:45 PM

Couldn't enjoy it to it's full potential

No pics.....

zltm089 · 07-01-2010, 04:53 PM

wow thats an old threadddddddddddd....

beemerbird · 07-01-2010, 04:56 PM

Yeah and so are most of us on it now eh Jason

11-18-2007, 10:27 AM	#334
beemerbird Major General 179 Rep 7,953 Posts Drives: Merc diesel Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [9.00] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	There is a far worse saying than that, but I won't go there.
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11-18-2007, 10:34 AM	#336
beemerbird Major General 179 Rep 7,953 Posts Drives: Merc diesel Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [9.00] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	I don't know if I dare, will I get into trouble?
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11-18-2007, 10:41 AM	#338
beemerbird Major General 179 Rep 7,953 Posts Drives: Merc diesel Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [9.00] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	Well I think it should be taken light heartedly Jason, and if anyone complains I'll blame you. "At birth, they threw the baby away and kept the afterbirth" Done it now!
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11-18-2007, 10:45 AM	#340
beemerbird Major General 179 Rep 7,953 Posts Drives: Merc diesel Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [9.00] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	Sorry Viv if that was too bad
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11-18-2007, 11:11 AM	#342
beemerbird Major General 179 Rep 7,953 Posts Drives: Merc diesel Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [9.00] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	Thanks Viv, is that a back handed compliment then? Carlosspawnofthedevil You do realise, he's going to love all this attention.
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11-19-2007, 11:24 AM	#344
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11-19-2007, 11:47 AM	#345
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07-01-2010, 04:06 PM	#346
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briers Ben 65 Rep 1,991 Posts Drives: Tesla p85d Join Date: May 2010 Location: Midlands,UK iTrader: (0)	Couldn't enjoy it to it's full potential No pics.....
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07-01-2010, 04:53 PM	#351
zltm089 Banned 267 Rep 7,686 Posts Drives: 335i SE Coupe Space Grey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: LONDON iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 335i [10.00]	wow thats an old threadddddddddddd....
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07-01-2010, 04:56 PM	#352
beemerbird Major General 179 Rep 7,953 Posts Drives: Merc diesel Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Yorkshire iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 TTRS [9.00] 2007 Audi S5 [0.00] May 2007 Porsche 99 ... [0.00] March 2007 Porsche ... [0.00] Sep. 2007 E92 335d SE [0.00] July 2006 E90 330i ... [0.00]	Yeah and so are most of us on it now eh Jason
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