|
|
|
|
|
|
BMW Garage | BMW Meets | Register | Today's Posts | Search |
|
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum
>
New Sex Tip!
|
|
10-26-2013, 12:44 AM | #331 | |
Major
246
Rep 1,247
Posts
Drives: E60 M5, E71 X6M, E46 M3
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: At the gas station
iTrader: (0)
Garage List 2006 BMW E46 M3 'vert [0.00]
2008 BMW M5 [0.00] 2011 BMW E92 [0.00] 2012 BMW X6M [0.00] 2003 E46 M3 [0.00] |
Quote:
Justin Verlander is a clinician. I have not read any of his articles about the biomechanics of pitching, but I trust that he knows how to throw a baseball. I would be honored to receive his advice on the subject of pitching. I treat women daily for sexual dysfunction. I also treat women daily for stress urinary incontinence. Many women complain of wetting the sheets during sex. Invariably, when they are examined they show signs of urethral hyper mobility. In every patient that I have performed a sub urethral sling (TVT procedure) for treatment of their incontinence, their 'female ejaculation' resolved. Also, there are no cadaver studies that demonstrate a 'female prostate' and Dr Fish of the Howard Stern Show had a female 'squirter' that submitted a specimen that was tested had a creatinine level consistent with urine and not body fluids. Believe what you want. This isn't religion....this is science.
__________________
Current: 2006 E46 M3 'vert 6-sp 2008 E60 M5, 2011 E92 328 6-sp, 2011 E70 N55, 2012 E71 X6M
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 12:49 AM | #332 |
Major
246
Rep 1,247
Posts
Drives: E60 M5, E71 X6M, E46 M3
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: At the gas station
iTrader: (0)
Garage List 2006 BMW E46 M3 'vert [0.00]
2008 BMW M5 [0.00] 2011 BMW E92 [0.00] 2012 BMW X6M [0.00] 2003 E46 M3 [0.00] |
I talk like this all day every day to my patient's....except for the one's texting while I'm examining them....I don't want to interrupt
__________________
Current: 2006 E46 M3 'vert 6-sp 2008 E60 M5, 2011 E92 328 6-sp, 2011 E70 N55, 2012 E71 X6M
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 01:27 AM | #333 |
NOOB
1607
Rep 1,356
Posts |
Seriously why the hate for RJ? He's an awesome guy and I'm pretty sure he can get you to fuck him without giving you a dime. The Hedgehog is a giver and you'd be forever grateful to be on the receiving end.
__________________
@BMWclassicdivision
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 04:45 AM | #334 |
Major
158
Rep 1,134
Posts
Drives: '07 M Roadster
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Warner Robins, GA
|
This thread needs less bickering and more illustrations.
__________________
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 12:45 PM | #336 | |
Captain
52
Rep 874
Posts |
Quote:
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 08:44 PM | #337 |
is probably out riding.
6061
Rep 2,292
Posts |
this thread died a few days ago.....
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 09:40 PM | #338 |
Banned
476
Rep 928
Posts |
Out of respect for her, I would rather not. I will be honest, I was going to put a link to a shemale. I hope you respect my honesty.
Ha, I wish. Now I'm excited just thinking about it! I was hoping noone would call out my factitious knowledge. If he revokes the job offer at the orange stand, I'm pretty sure I'll be back to working with Ronald K. Jeremy and the Two Ton Twins. |
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 09:47 PM | #339 |
Banned
476
Rep 928
Posts |
Please excuse my lack of detail, but I would like to dedicate this page to R.J.
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 10:42 PM | #340 |
is nonexistent with N/A
22
Rep 1,126
Posts |
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 10:46 PM | #341 |
Brigadier General
9612
Rep 4,130
Posts |
And what's with the random lightning bolt and piece of fruit? At least I assume it's some sort of fruit... A freudian slip of some sort? Cause the lady looks like a dude!
__________________
2021 X3 M40i
1974 2002tii, Inka, 5 sp manual BMWCCA # 327475 |
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 11:14 PM | #342 | |
Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales
599
Rep 2,578
Posts |
Quote:
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-26-2013, 11:15 PM | #343 |
Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales
599
Rep 2,578
Posts |
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-27-2013, 09:29 AM | #344 | |
First Lieutenant
91
Rep 322
Posts |
Quote:
By going more abstract and choosing to leave out details, I think you have created a powerful image. This piece really communicates the emotion of the actress. Looking at this piece, I feel very emotionally present in the scene. I feel like i have been transported inside Mr Jeremy's mind and I now know what it feels like to have 10inch dick. I don't quiet understand what the fruit and lighting bolt is yet... but it keeps my mind wondering... it makes me want to keep exploring. Kind of reminds me of Gilbert and George but less gay sex. In all your work I've seen... the one consistency have been the background color. Any particular reason why you always choose white? I am not suggesting you should start using color... but am curious. Last edited by leJUNd; 10-27-2013 at 10:40 AM.. |
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-27-2013, 07:49 PM | #346 | |
is nonexistent with N/A
22
Rep 1,126
Posts |
Quote:
Bro, this is the internet. We're all pussy magnets and have 15inch dicks. Come on guy, up your game. |
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-27-2013, 10:03 PM | #347 |
is probably out riding.
6061
Rep 2,292
Posts |
only 14" here.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-28-2013, 10:31 AM | #349 | |
Major
190
Rep 1,105
Posts |
Quote:
Now...I believe you had some anal-sex orgasm suggestions The only way I've heard of doing this is hitting the A-spot/ deep-spot, but I'm not quite sure how to do that. |
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-28-2013, 11:23 AM | #350 |
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
18460
Rep 9,428
Posts |
iDeliver,
Have you heard the one where the punchline is: "Dr., if it weren't for the medicine (vasoline) and all, I'd think you were screwing my wife" I can't remember the whole thing, but that punchline stuck with me over the years |
Appreciate
0
|
10-28-2013, 05:07 PM | #351 |
is nonexistent with N/A
22
Rep 1,126
Posts |
Yeah, telling the punchline is a great way to tell a joke. You're a damn comedian, alright.
|
Appreciate
0
|
10-28-2013, 05:30 PM | #352 | |
Volcano Knuckles
416
Rep 491
Posts |
Quote:
(That typo bothered me for some reason) |
|
Appreciate
0
|
Bookmarks |
|
|