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      05-12-2014, 12:32 PM   #331
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So It’s my 20yr anniversary in a few weeks. Tradition says I should give China as a gift, if I give my wife China she will throw it at my head. After 20years she has everything, hmm whattodo....
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So It’s my 20yr anniversary in a few weeks. Tradition says I should give China as a gift, if I give my wife China she will throw it at my head. After 20years she has everything, hmm whattodo....
The best 20th anniversary gift one can give, is the gift of freedom. Get out while you still have a chance!
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      05-17-2014, 12:51 AM   #334
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Went to the gym...forgot change of undies. Went to work with the workout underwear :-(
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Went to the gym...forgot change of undies. Went to work with the workout underwear :-(
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Didn't go to a gym, but my dog stole some guys dogs tennis ball, and I kept on apologizing the whole time he held up the hanging russel. Now I will have to fly my single friends (females) here to ogle that sight, since apparently nothing makes the spring here better looking, than a Jack Russell.

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So It’s my 20yr anniversary in a few weeks. Tradition says I should give China as a gift, if I give my wife China she will throw it at my head. After 20years she has everything, hmm whattodo....
Take her to QFC, they have an isle for the feminine needs, and then call the staff over, and ask for them to hand out the gigolos, since they now are out of stock. I did that with my spouse, and the look on my husbands face was a great wedding ( don't know the date, so I just pick some date up every couple of years or so) gift for me. It will surely works as well with your wife.
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So Its my 20yr anniversary in a few weeks. Tradition says I should give China as a gift, if I give my wife China she will throw it at my head. After 20years she has everything, hmm whattodo....
The best 20th anniversary gift one can give, is the gift of freedom. Get out while you still have a chance!
Unfortunately easier said than done
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      05-19-2014, 10:04 AM   #338
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So Its my 20yr anniversary in a few weeks. Tradition says I should give China as a gift, if I give my wife China she will throw it at my head. After 20years she has everything, hmm whattodo....
Take her to QFC, they have an isle for the feminine needs, and then call the staff over, and ask for them to hand out the gigolos, since they now are out of stock. I did that with my spouse, and the look on my husbands face was a great wedding ( don't know the date, so I just pick some date up every couple of years or so) gift for me. It will surely works as well with your wife.
Lol we'll probably just go out to dinner she's more of a home body, would be nice if she cooked a nice dinner for once :-/
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Lol we'll probably just go out to dinner she's more of a home body, would be nice if she cooked a nice dinner for once :-/
You should have waited for me! I cook every day, since I'm a total food addict, and I hate eating tasteless shit. I've been married for years, and we yet haven't had our first date, since taking me out is impossible. I hate doing anything girly shit, and taking me to a restaurant is a gamble, since if they do the food better than I, I get pissed, if it's worse, I'm too happy that no one can live with me for weeks.

How the hell did I end up being married, is still a mystery to me.
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      05-19-2014, 03:32 PM   #340
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Had too many cars in the driveway this morning. I had to spend an extra 5 minutes playing musical cars to get mine out of the garage. Was flustered after that.
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      05-19-2014, 04:23 PM   #341
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      05-19-2014, 04:24 PM   #342
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you what I REALLY hate !?!? when I record a video through the instagram app and then after I'm done, it FAILS......
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they don't seal like my other glasses do...

I knew they weren't going to seal, but it's like I'm not even wearing glasses - can't even go 50mph without going blind....
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      05-19-2014, 06:13 PM   #345
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I can't fit my staff bag in the trunk of either of my BMWs without having to take some clubs out. Damn E92s and their smallish trunks.
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      05-19-2014, 09:56 PM   #347
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The Starbucks barista spelled my name wrong
My name has three letters and they ALWAYS spell it wrong!
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      05-19-2014, 09:58 PM   #348
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Got the MB detailed today, so of course on the way home I get stuck in traffic beside a friggin' concrete truck. When I got home noticed it had splashed concrete slop all over the right rear quarter of the car.
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      05-19-2014, 10:00 PM   #349
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I can't fit my staff bag in the trunk of either of my BMWs without having to take some clubs out. Damn E92s and their smallish trunks.
Lol, and I can fit a staff bag plus a clicgear push cart in my little z4 without removing anything.
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      05-20-2014, 01:48 AM   #350
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* It's annoying when I'm laying in bed and finishing something important on my laptop and my girlfriend wants to cuddle or talk about things... Can't you wait 5 minutes until I am done emailing my colleagues??
* I have a sensitive nose and don't like that sulphuric smell when I go WOT.
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      05-20-2014, 07:03 AM   #351
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If I had a dollar for every time some twat wrote my name as "Well" instead of "Will".



WHO NAMES THEIR KID WELL?
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      05-20-2014, 08:27 AM   #352
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I get Mike instead of Mark. And these days very few people name their kids well.
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