Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 11-18-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

really want me to go into that story or should some things remain quiet?

i think you should explain

fizzle · 11-18-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

jamie bought those props with him and set them up on my tool box

you know that aint true. i dont drink coors light

also i prefer hot oil and mechanix gloves instead of vaseline

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:13 AM

maybe she's hesitant because she has a kid...

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

well from the shit i gathered

1) too innocent
2) has a kid
3) only wants guys that are italian
4) only interested in guys that have no interest in her whatsoever
5) does not have any sort of sexual side at all
6) thinks too much into things

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:13 AM

ohhhh my....

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Originally Posted by fizzle

you know that aint true. i dont drink coors light

also i prefer prison lube and sal's hand instead of vaseline

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:14 AM

well duh that your role your the gay friend....

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

who knows.. she called me up last night and started her usual complain rant about how she cant find someone that interests her and how sshes gonna be alone for the holidays

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 11-18-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

well from the shit i gathered

1) too innocent i like that, easier to violate
2) has a kid me too, maybe she will like that
3) only wants guys that are italian i am italian
4) only interested in guys that have no interest in her whatsoever i have no interest in her except her baloon knot
5) does not have any sort of sexual side at all, cloroform will change that
6) thinks too much into things same answer as number 5

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:15 AM

+1...

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Originally Posted by sexye92

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 11-18-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

you know that aint true. i dont drink coors light

also i prefer hot oil and mechanix gloves instead of vaseline

you set it all up, and i thought you were naked under that trench coat

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:16 AM

Boom shakalaka booommmm!!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 11-18-2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

lol i ended up saying i was too tired and got off the phone at that point.. the gay friend would of picked her up, brought her to starbucks and sung her some michael jackson

i just peed a LOT

haha depends ftw!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 11-18-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

lol i ended up saying i was too tired and got off the phone at that point.. the gay friend would of picked her up, brought her to starbucks and sung her some michael jackson

i just peed a LOT

she just needs someone to knock the dust off that pussy! its hibernating right now

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 11-18-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and to clean out the cobwebs as well.. get the weedwacker out too possibly

poor girl will spread her legs open and bats will fly out

what? she has daddy long legs sticking out her panties?

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 11-18-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=323066

this thread is about to blow up..

haha o god, not another one of those. Its gonna either get crazy or shutdown right away

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

she just needs someone to knock the dust off that pussy! its hibernating right now

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 11-18-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i would love to help out there, but im not touching it lol

haha yea im stayin away. Its gonna be the same nonsense over and over. Wait tll shiv starts talkin down the jb3 and then mike will jump in.

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:31 AM

set em straight girl...... <--- anyone else see the irony here!!!

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i would love to help out there, but im not touching it lol

fizzle · 11-18-2009, 11:31 AM

KEVIN!!

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:32 AM

what i say??

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

you fucking assclown..

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 11-18-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

you fucking assclown..

mmmmm ass and clowns....

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:34 AM

ohhhh my a fan of jerry's...

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Originally Posted by thesalg

mmmmm ass and clowns....

Sal G@Camber-Toe · 11-18-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Craig@SupremePower

ohhhh my a fan of jerry's...

lol theres just somethin about that combo

Craig@SupremePower · 11-18-2009, 11:37 AM

we know...

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i have a line of men that stretches down a ny city block

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