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      07-22-2009, 04:38 PM   #3587
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exactly, bc with your needle dick you DEFF aint spreading that ass
hey man, i admit to being hung like a light switch, yet your still kept up late at night from screams of joy and pain from your mothers room.
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ohhhh my...love in the air!!
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that's only because when your big cuddly bear face winks at me i fall in love
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ohhhh my...love in the air!!
i can smell it!
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uggghhhh....brb!!
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      07-22-2009, 04:40 PM   #3591
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yeah.. the screams were from when you pulled down your pants and she saw a reflection of her own vagina
that makes no sense, but she can see her reflection in my perfectly shaved balls, i can promise you that!
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uggghhhh....brb!!
criag just had a questionable fart.........
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i thought i told u to stop putting your balls in the bowling ball cleaning machine kevin!
i put my balls in whatever feels good man, bowling ball cleaner, golf ball cleaner, your moms mouth, the list is endless lol
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more like a shart..
dude we gotta go

what we just got here

dude i sharted we have to go

sharted? whats that?

i tried to fart and a little shit came out we gotta go
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the sad part is, i knew my mom's mouth was gonna be posted here.. lol ur getting stale bro!
i agree, i need new material. lol. i have been reluctant to post it, but i gotta say something for now
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i was just thinkin that your gonna pop up and enjoy the action going on here.. no one else needs to post when me and kevin are going at it (no homo).. its nothing but laughs and moma jokes
Glad I didnt disappoint. I didn't want to say anything and disrupt the love-flow between you two.
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LOL! its all good.. i was just outside for a little blowing over 3 guys and now my skin has a good coat of man juice.. time to shower it off and pray i didnt get herpes
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herpes are bad! mmmkkk
and if you get herpes then you are bad mmmkkkaaaaa
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      07-22-2009, 04:55 PM   #3600
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lol
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and if you get herpes then you are bad mmmkkkaaaaa
pass tha marrige-jew-wanna up front mmmmkkkkk
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LOL.. on that note im outa here.. kevin, ill catch u tomorrow cuz i know ur leaving work soon. go home and enjoy a nice beer! lata bro
see ya man, im out in five. and no beer for me tonight, its a school night lol
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LOL.. on that note im outa here.. kevin, ill catch u tomorrow cuz i know ur leaving work soon. go home and enjoy a nice beer! lata bro
later
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see ya man, im out in five. and no beer for me tonight, its a school night lol
I'm out too. I gotta seal some leaks in my barn. Poor Civic has been gettin shit all over it when it rains.
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JB.. that sig is fucking horrible btw..
+1 ta that
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I'm out too. I gotta seal some leaks in my barn. Poor Civic has been gettin shit all over it when it rains.
you might be a redneck if....you say you have to seal leaks in your BARN
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you might be a redneck if....you say you have to seal leaks in your BARN
:finger: Sit and spin my friend!!
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JB.. that sig is fucking horrible btw..
is that so..
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