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      08-11-2016, 12:56 PM   #36961
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shoei and silvergray545 - any time you want to get that ass handed to you by this whale....come at me bro(s)....
I had previously suggested that you bring the whale to the track so we can duke it out but you countered with go karting. Just saying.
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      08-11-2016, 01:06 PM   #36962
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shoei and silvergray545 - any time you want to get that ass handed to you by this whale....come at me bro(s)....
Yeah, I'll let you know when I feel the urge to spear me Moby Dick... Or we can put the top down and we can blow dry our hair...
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Yep... E46 and E9X look so damn sexy in those shoes... Well, except the E93, that overweight whale don't look good in nothing... Ain't that right, ASBSECU E93 ??

E93 is 4,000 pounds while the E92 is 3,500 pounds! Overweight whale is an understatement! No wonder why you have to supercharge those.
It weighs more than the M6 I believe... Like, fell off the wagon, lived at Krispy Kreme, washed out of Jenny Craig's and then ate a 2 series weight level...
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      08-11-2016, 01:17 PM   #36964
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anytime you're down for a day trip to GoPro....me and Axius can accommodate
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      08-11-2016, 01:18 PM   #36965
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shoei is like that gnat that keeps buzzing around your head....not much to that little sucker, but damn he is annoying as hell...
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      08-11-2016, 01:25 PM   #36966
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shoei is like that gnat that keeps buzzing around your head....not much to that little sucker, but damn he is annoying as hell...


Those sayings remind me of my Papaw.
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anytime you're down for a day trip to GoPro....me and Axius can accommodate
Come on now, we don't want to give the old guy a heart attack on the track.


I can't remember, did the waiver say 50+ in age had to double Depends before getting in the karts?
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      08-11-2016, 02:10 PM   #36968
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Come on now, we don't want to give the old guy a heart attack on the track.


I can't remember, did the waiver say 50+ in age had to double Depends before getting in the karts?
Poor ASBSECU E93, everyone always gives him shit.

You're a good man!
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I'd kill for a bike.
Do what I did, walk into a store and purchase one. You'll forever be happy. Happier than any marriage could offer too

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Likewise. MV Agusta Brutale or a Ducati Monster.

Everyone I know is against my idea though lol
What's stopping you? Someone else's opinion? You have a lot to learn.

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Poor ASBSECU E93, everyone always gives him shit.

You're a good man!
I'm the young one of the group, I'm technically allowed to make fun of anybody older than me because they're all gonna die first so they can't shit on my grave.

But yes, ASB is an awesome dude, if he wasn't we wouldn't have gone out on a second date. Top notch guy.
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Do what I did, walk into a store and purchase one. You'll forever be happy. Happier than any marriage could offer too



What's stopping you? Someone else's opinion? You have a lot to learn.
I had my fun with sport bikes a few years ago. But at some point in the next 10 years or so, i plan to purchase one of these and do a solo 2 week trip all around the western wilderness.

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shoei is like that gnat that keeps buzzing around your head....not much to that little sucker, but damn he is annoying as hell...


Those sayings remind me of my Papaw.
That's my point... Something pawpaw would say... Poor asb...

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Ok then - bring your *ahem* younger self down to the South and see how us old timers handle internet beef
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Hey silvergray545 - I think Ax was referring to the two of us, and you being the 'old' guy...
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I had my fun with sport bikes a few years ago. But at some point in the next 10 years or so, i plan to purchase one of these and do a solo 2 week trip all around the western wilderness.

I'd love to get a touring bike, but next I really want a Nightrod. Touring will be saved for later down the road, would be sweet to go on a road trip with a light pack and just camp out and see the country.

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Hey silvergray545 - I think Ax was referring to the two of us, and you being the 'old' guy...
You're correct. Glad to see the dementia hasn't quite become an issue for you and Shoei yet, you're both so sharp for being 110 years old. :belkyroll
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You're correct. Glad to see the dementia hasn't quite become an issue for you and Shoei yet, you're both so sharp for being 110 years old. :belkyroll
HOLD UP!!! Axius, how old do you think I am?
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I'd love to get a touring bike, but next I really want a Nightrod. Touring will be saved for later down the road, would be sweet to go on a road trip with a light pack and just camp out and see the country.
I could make an exception to my solo rule for you. If we're both still here "down the road" we make the western adventure trip as a duo. Deal?
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HOLD UP!!! Axius, how old do you think I am?
At least...., 62
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Hey silvergray545 - I think Ax was referring to the two of us, and you being the 'old' guy...
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You're correct. Glad to see the dementia hasn't quite become an issue for you and Shoei yet, you're both so sharp for being 110 years old. :belkyroll
HOLD UP!!! Axius, how old do you think I am?
To be fair, your name is "silvergrey"... Kinda like how asb's hair and goatee are...
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I could make an exception to my solo rule for you. If we're both still here "down the road" we make the western adventure trip as a duo. Deal?
Thatd be even better, I'm totally down. Duo trip always makes things better, especially the ride! Crazy times would ensue, so I hope you can keep up.
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At least...., 62
Not sure if serious...
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To be fair, your name is "silvergrey"... Kinda like how asb's hair and goatee are...
Silver Gray happened to be the color of my E60 545i. DICK!
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I don't know....I think 37 is the magical and official 'OLD MAN" number...

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I don't know....I think 37 is the magical and official 'OLD MAN" number...

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