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      08-14-2016, 10:11 PM   #37137
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The razor clogged up...

It was bad dude. Like bad.
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Thanks shoei for help on getting to those difficult to reach areas
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Jason. Dakle. Please. Help.
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      08-14-2016, 11:00 PM   #37140
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      08-14-2016, 11:10 PM   #37141
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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.
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      08-14-2016, 11:13 PM   #37142
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      08-14-2016, 11:14 PM   #37143
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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.
Bhai, pro tip: trimmer first than razor

It can become a bit jungle-y
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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.
Bhai, pro tip: trimmer first than razor

It can become a bit jungle-y
Bhai, trimmer is scary down there. Scissors, then razor, and wax if necessary.
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      08-15-2016, 12:36 AM   #37145
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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...
Lol why you shavey?
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Dude....you look like you just fought with a weedeater.....and lost
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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...
Lol why you shavey?
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Dude....you look like you just fought with a weedeater.....and lost
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I have to do my legs tomorrow. Weedwacker might actually be a good idea.
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Well yeah... You're supposed to wash off the Nair products??
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You male pussies are shaving parts of your body and dare to mention if I do a sunbath??
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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...
My friend ...."Now" you look ready for Sweetie !
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How about something like this my friend ?
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