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      11-12-2015, 01:52 PM   #353
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Not even for charity?!
No, sorry. I can't share your horn.

Okay people, yet again I admit being tired and I wish I could just shut up again.
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Just what my mother always wanted. A picture of my legs as the price spot.
Lol, I am steering them into the direction of them using the HW winning pics and a question "how did this turn into a hundred goats and an M6 pics being published by worldvision?" It keeps the bimmerpost out of it, I just keep refering us as a group of friends.
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      11-12-2015, 01:58 PM   #355
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Lol, I am steering them into the direction of them using the HW winning pics and a question "how did this turn into a hundred goats and an M6 pics being published by worldvision?" It keeps the bimmerpost out of it, I just keep refering us as a group of friends.
Good.

A very eclectic group of friends. haha
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Good.

A very eclectic group of friends. haha
Well yeah, it's good for their marketing unlike this thread would be. The story is funnier that way and we can show off hot cars.
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      11-12-2015, 02:12 PM   #357
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"group of sick sadistic morally inept friends just trying to share some goats"
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      11-12-2015, 02:14 PM   #358
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Can I dress up as a goat?
Don't do it bro !
Because here in Belgium we say against a really stupid woman => Stupid goat ..
So of what you meant to do is absolutely no complement !
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...., who is using goats as slander? That's not only unacceptable, but it's completely disrespectful towards goats.
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...., who is using goats as slander? That's not only unacceptable, but it's completely disrespectful towards goats.
Apparently Belgium only does waffles right, they should leave insult development to the rest of the world.
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I got an email from WV finland that roughly translated as a wish for them to truly milk this story. I told them to go for it, and that we'd be glad to provide shots of cars, and a rough background story. I told them that we have no need for publicly for ourselves, but that the local car sites and magazines would eat this up, if we make Ms Alex to hand over a few shots of his M6, Asb a pic of his goat and the M3, and Tara as a wonder woman.
How about you mama Anna... A pic in a sky-blue string bikini....Finnish and blonde....hot and lying in bent over on the hood of your Austin-yellow ///M4 ?
Think we have here the best seller ...
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I could put on a sky blue string bikini and bend over the hood of my 128i.


Then it would be a real competition.
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...., who is using goats as slander? That's not only unacceptable, but it's completely disrespectful towards goats.
Bro do you know what's even worse ?

Goat cheese exists too !
But it stinks 1 hour away and against the wind !!!
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How about you mama Anna... A pic in a sky-blue string bikini....Finnish and blonde....hot and lying in bent over on the hood of your Austin-yellow ///M4 ?
Think we have here the best seller ...
First of all, any ass on my hood will result to injuries. Second, I don't do photos, third, I genuinely wish that one day women had a different position in the car world instead of just being material to your shower time.
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I could put on a sky blue string bikini and bend over the hood of my 128i.


Then it would be a real competition.
You would look like a pussy along mama Anna on the hood !
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I could put on a sky blue string bikini and bend over the hood of my 128i.


Then it would be a real competition.
You'd win!
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I could put on a sky blue string bikini and bend over the hood of my 128i.


Then it would be a real competition.
If you take this picture I will donate an additional goat.

hanszilla come play Secret Santa with us, you might even get something as exciting as a framed picture of the above ^^
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First of all, any ass on my hood will result to injuries. Second, I don't do photos, third, I genuinely wish that one day women had a different position in the car world instead of just being material to your shower time.
I hear I pulled your leg ..
Don't take me serious .
Personal I think that most man like to see sexy chicks and sports cars together posing in that hot looking pic .
The reason why is quite simple ...Man like both and both are beautiful to man .
But that you knew too ..
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I hear I pulled your leg ..
Don't take me serious .
Personal I think that most man like to see sexy chicks and sports cars together posing in that hot looking pic .
The reason why is quite simple ...Man like both and both are beautiful to man .
But that you knew too ..
Yes, and the pics are always done with good taste and clearly the car is the focus.

I'm okay with women posing in them. I just want you guys to be okay with not posing too.
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PLEASE don't let WV anywhere near this post, or they won't take the moeny
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You'd win!
Baby stoppppp! It'd be a clear tie.

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If you take this picture I will donate an additional goat.
Sounds like a deal. Just gotta go find a bikini in the middle of November.
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PLEASE don't let WV anywhere near this post, or they won't take the moeny
Yeah, my logic says the same and for them to spin it to positive publicy they don't need the origin, just a few cool pics, a brief history and a quote stating this is for our images, and we know nothing is as cute as a cool car with a cute goat. If others approve that, that's what I'll feed them
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Yes, and the pics are always done with good taste and clearly the car is the focus.

I'm okay with women posing in them. I just want you guys to be okay with not posing too.
I do understand you and probably you are right seen with woman eyes .
Think I sometimes talk to much like I talk to guys with women on here ..
Thats why I'm saying I'm sorry for this mama Anna .
Any news about C5 or Sara ?
Think Sara would buy lots of goats on here because I know she owns some goats and loves most animals ..
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I do understand you and probably you are right seen with woman eyes .
Think I sometimes talk to much like I talk to guys with women on here ..
Thats why I'm saying I'm sorry for this mama Anna .
Any news about C5 or Sara ?
Think Sara would buy lots of goats on here because I know she owns some goats and loves most animals ..
Dude I know you already and I don't give a shit as long as I don't need to pose.
C5 has a life.
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