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      10-20-2016, 03:40 PM   #353
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I could, but it seems a little like swatting a child to punish a flea. So I'll reserve that for more extreme circumstances.

Like say...the exportation of traditional finnish architectural plans through an internet medium. Or Lup's MIL recipes.
Anyone awake whos number I have can get a pic of my lunch.

You guys really think the middle east is bad atm, but wait till axius posts a photo.
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Anyone awake whos number I have can get a pic of my lunch.

You guys really think the middle east is bad atm, but wait till axius posts a photo.
You have me intrigued, but not enough to provide personal contact info. I'll wait for Axius to post something.

And yeah - hey, we are getting along and it IS the start of the hockey season. How about that. You must be really tired, to the point of being delirious - that's really the only logical explanation.
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Just yesterday a guy stated the winter war (lemme know if you don't know what I'm talking about) was won for the finns by USA. We totally need a rematch then, and since Russia is in our airspace and also in our media, this should be an easy takeover (I might actually be called in to be gun food for this, but I think the skandinavia these days is more of an ideology than a piece of land.)
Oh Lups...did you not spend enough time in America? Have you not learned that every war ever fought with anyone was ALWAYS won by the USA?

Please re-read your history books....no, not that one, that is written by an English person, no, pick up the one written by an American, there you go, that's right. See?
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You have me intrigued, but not enough to provide personal contact info. I'll wait for Axius to post something.

And yeah - hey, we are getting along and it IS the start of the hockey season. How about that. You must be really tired, to the point of being delirious - that's really the only logical explanation.
Right, since we both would totally abuse the info as always!

I'm totally beat for sure (as if I hang told the reasons already) but your windy and bug infested city seems to be doing okay since we finns infested it again.



Still sore over world cup here, so excuse my minor bitchyness.
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      10-20-2016, 04:01 PM   #357
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Not sure the last time ive had time to come to OT, but in lieu of helping Annabanana, I present to you "lasagne"..., or something, idk but looking at it grosses me the fuck out.
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And yeah - hey, we are getting along and it IS the start of the hockey season. How about that. [/QUOTE]
Did someone say Hockey?
What is that?
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Oh Lups...did you not spend enough time in America? Have you not learned that every war ever fought with anyone was ALWAYS won by the USA?

Please re-read your history books....no, not that one, that is written by an English person, no, pick up the one written by an American, there you go, that's right. See?
Lol, got it!

I have read those too btw. In the winter war our arses was saved by winter and Mannerheim who was a strategist beyond compare. The man knew we barely made through that, so he found someone to lean on. Our historians have still limited info on what he truly thought about Hitler but he refused to even to shake his hand.

I can play two games of chess at once but I can't think how that man had to work since with no population, no supplies and a very bad scars from a civil war plus nationalism taking over here too, he managed to get us not bombed to bits.
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Not sure the last time ive had time to come to OT, but in lieu of helping Annabanana, I present to you "lasagne"..., or something, idk but looking at it grosses me the fuck out.
Totally using the link to share it.

But seriously. How is that served as food?
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Totally using the link to share it.

But seriously. How is that served as food?
Obviously you haven't seen gumbo!
Howz things going, Lups?
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Did someone say Hockey?
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A sport for men. Local arenas are meant to hit on the figure skaters. Its basic algebra man.



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Totally using the link to share it.

But seriously. How is that served as food?
Why are you asking me, i had to delete the picture because it showed up as a main in my gallery. Ruined my appetite and its mexican night at La Cocina.
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A sport for men. Local arenas are meant to hit on the figure skaters. Its basic algebra man.





Why are you asking me, i had to delete the picture because it showed up as a main in my gallery. Ruined my appetite and its mexican night at La Cocina.
Thanks for clarifying I was confused.
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Obviously you haven't seen gumbo!
Howz things going, Lups?
Gumbo...., ew. You probably like rocky mountain oysters too.
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Thanks for clarifying I was confused.
Im always confused, but i know four things. Women. Beer. Hockey. Bacon.


Anything else, per the USA, Im mentally retarded.
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Im always confused, but i know four things. Women. Beer. Hockey. Bacon.


Anything else, per the USA, Im mentally retarded.
In that order?
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Obviously you haven't seen gumbo!
Howz things going, Lups?
Things are going great! I'm getting a vampire here at six am to suck my blood so we can figure out if I have to go to a hospital or not since I apparently have a pneumonia. Other than that, I'm three days late with my autumn break build schedule and sick as a dog while building a cabin nobody will ever use.

I haven't eaten any warm food in six days since our cook sucks and the pic ax posted is good compared to the taste.

A lasagna. How can a person fuck it up so badly it is like that?

But seriously, lungs not working, can't breath, 12 hours of manual labor basically alone since my fatherinlaw can't use his limbs and every day the food served gets worse. Today I blew up after that plate and I asked if I could make dinner.

"we all like my food. You're the one being difficult here!!"

So okay, I know I am. I can't eat bad food. Someone putting in the effort, fine, ill eat even if it tastes like shit but as a childhood trauma from my mother using the kitchen, I do not do bad food. I'm not even joking. I spent my formative years fearing I'd starve.

I don't get it. She has my recipes at her disposal. She can read. And yet that's what comes to my plate as a lasagna done with my recipe...

I can assure you, it tasted worse than it looked.

So, I'm fine, you?
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In that order?
Ummmm, depends on the situation.

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They tasted like mushrooms that had anus residue
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In that order?
You're right. He was not stating it right.

Hockey, bacon beer and what was the last?
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You're right. He was not staying it right.

Hockey, bacon beer and what was the last?
Whatever, you know i have you wooed, dont lie to the man.
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You're right. He was not staying it right.

Hockey, beer, bacon and irrational people?

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Whatever, you know i have you wooed, dont lie to the man.
I swear to god if you're being a bitch towards to me today, I'll fly you here for lunch asap.

I sent that pic to my husband.

"wow. It has gotten worse since I moved out."

Then he totally melted my panties by saying:

"well, suck it up. At least you'll be able to come home as soon as that cabin is finished."

I'm gonna be a widow and I hope my jailmate is hot.
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I swear to god if you're being a bitch towards to me today, I'll fly you here for lunch asap.

I sent that pic to my husband.

"wow. It has gotten worse since I moved out."

Then he totally melted my panties by saying:

"well, suck it up. At least you'll be able to come home as soon as that cabin is finished."

I'm gonna be a widow and I hope my jailmate is hot.

I fucking dare you.

I didnt know you wore panties..., dont your balls fall out the sides? Sounds really uncomfortable.
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