[LOVEM]

Originally Posted by ddk632

I love BimmerPost OT ... so educational!

[LOVEM]

Originally Posted by ddk632

Fuck thread of the year.

I am nominating this for thread of the decade.

+1

[isteeze]

LMFAO Obviously you got loose strings in your head, if you are over 18 and still call your dick a wee wee

[Billup]

Originally Posted by turbolag

The fuck is the thing at the top of the penis?

That would be the corpus spongiosm. Most of the world would most notably refer it as the "head of the penis". My girlfriend calls it my main brain.

Originally Posted by kscarrol

And what's with the random lightning bolt and piece of fruit? At least I assume it's some sort of fruit... A freudian slip of some sort? Cause the lady looks like a dude!

It is fruit, actually. While I like to keep my scriptures to a single idea, I feel its not only necessary to add some involuntary color here and there, but to also express the importance of eating healthy. Especially during fornication.

Originally Posted by ddk632

That's why I offered you the spot. I don't know jack about oranges myself. Didn't get to that part before I dropped out of high school.

Originally Posted by ddk632

Is that an apple in the diagram?

Pity.

It should have been an orange.

Ha, well I'm glad you accept my integrity, although my knowledge was only 96.9% correct. Also, it is a Plum. I hate the fruit itself, but it contains about 80% of my last name, so I like to incorporate it in my work here and there. Plus, I think it could pass as being lifelike.

Originally Posted by leJUNd

I like it. Your best work yet. My second favorite is the one with the bunny.
By going more abstract and choosing to leave out details, I think you have created a powerful image. This piece really communicates the emotion of the actress. Looking at this piece, I feel very emotionally present in the scene.
I feel like i have been transported inside Mr Jeremy's mind and I now know what it feels like to have 10inch dick.
I don't quiet understand what the fruit and lighting bolt is yet... but it keeps my mind wondering... it makes me want to keep exploring.
Kind of reminds me of Gilbert and George but less gay sex.

In all your work I've seen... the one consistency have been the background color. Any particular reason why you always choose white? I am not suggesting you should start using color... but am curious.

I am very pleased to know that I am reaching my audience in the same sense I reach myself when I take mushrooms before I articulate my thoughts onto MS Paint. I feel the real detail is in what the mind of the prospector chooses to see, which is very important, because most people now days get on their knees and are told what they should think, rather than to do it themselves.

The fruit and lighting is in fact to make your mind wander. Is the sex with RJ electrifying? Do you want fruit after? Do you want fruit at the same time? Ha. The choice is yours, bucko.

The white background is merely for white supremacy. Wish I had a better explanation for that one.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by isteeze

LMFAO Obviously you got loose strings in your head, if you are over 18 and still call your dick a wee wee

Not to be a "dick", but I'm pretty sure that word is tantamount to "wee wee".

Cheers

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by Billup

That would be the corpus spongiosm. Most of the world would most notably refer it as the "head of the penis". My girlfriend calls it my main brain.



It is fruit, actually. While I like to keep my scriptures to a single idea, I feel its not only necessary to add some involuntary color here and there, but to also express the importance of eating healthy. Especially during fornication.





Ha, well I'm glad you accept my integrity, although my knowledge was only 96.9% correct. Also, it is a Plum. I hate the fruit itself, but it contains about 80% of my last name, so I like to incorporate it in my work here and there. Plus, I think it could pass as being lifelike.



I am very pleased to know that I am reaching my audience in the same sense I reach myself when I take mushrooms before I articulate my thoughts onto MS Paint. I feel the real detail is in what the mind of the prospector chooses to see, which is very important, because most people now days get on their knees and are told what they should think, rather than to do it themselves.

The fruit and lighting is in fact to make your mind wander. Is the sex with RJ electrifying? Do you want fruit after? Do you want fruit at the same time? Ha. The choice is yours, bucko.

The white background is merely for white supremacy. Wish I had a better explanation for that one.

The thing beyond the head.

I didn't know you jizzed like a volcano blowing its top. My jizzes seem to be more of a concentrated stream rather than having a hole the width of my shaft oozing semen.

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by isteeze

LMFAO Obviously you got loose strings in your head, if you are over 18 and still call your dick a wee wee

Oui oui.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by turbolag

The thing beyond the head.

I didn't know you jizzed like a volcano blowing its top. My jizzes seem to be more of a concentrated stream rather than having a hole the width of my shaft oozing semen.

If you mean beyond his shrunken head, that would be Anna Nicole Smith.

I usually carry about 63° in both directions. Majority is at a solid 180º, but for some reason the supplements I take for my hockey training has turned me into a human cannon.

[Dylanize]

Originally Posted by Billup

Please excuse my lack of detail, but I would like to dedicate this page to R.J.

Just went through 17 pages.

At the end all I can say is, I am definitely gonna try the chocolate easter bunny on the chest move.

Thanks Billup.

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by Billup

If you mean beyond his shrunken head, that would be Anna Nicole Smith.

I usually carry about 63° in both directions. Majority is at a solid 180º, but for some reason the supplements I take for my hockey training has turned me into a human cannon.

Fuckin' damn it.

[carve]

Originally Posted by Billup

... for some reason the supplements I take for my hockey training has turned me into a human cannon.

Cannon? Are we talking volume or distance? Just started hooking up with a very kinky BDSM-submissive girl on Monday who would appreciate this if we're talking volume. What is it?


Oh yeah...back on topic, I gave her a squirting orgasm and she was totally blown away...asking how I learned that. I stopped early though because this one did have a touch of urine-like odor. She hadn't gone for an hour or two. Still totally worth it; only a little came out before I stopped and I had a towel down. I love that stunned look- she's 22 and thought she knew it all, now she'll do anything I want

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by carve

Cannon? Are we talking volume or distance? Just started hooking up with a very kinky BDSM-submissive girl on Monday who would appreciate this if we're talking volume. What is it?


Oh yeah...back on topic, I gave her a squirting orgasm and she was totally blown away...asking how I learned that. I stopped early though because this one did have a touch of urine-like odor. She hadn't gone for an hour or two. Still totally worth it; only a little came out before I stopped and I had a towel down. I love that stunned look- she's 22 and thought she knew it all, now she'll do anything I want

Pics? you can block the face..
we just need proof you are banging all these chicks..

[Templar]

My bullshit-o-meter is going off the charts right now...

[kingofthedemo]

Originally Posted by Templar

My bullshit-o-meter is going off the charts right now...

Yeah, the needle on mine broke off a few pages ago.

[carve]

Mine would've been off the chart a couple years ago. I skimmed through this book by a sex researcher a while back where women sent in their fantasies anonymously. Women can be every bit as depraved as men...maybe more. They just tend to be culturally conditioned to suppress it, just as men are conditioned to be more placating and less dominant

I'm not going to post a picture after what I've revealed. If I were lying I could easily pull any pic off a dating site to appease you. I'm not though. Ask me anything

Here's a little evidence though...

[carve]

Someone else sent this a few hours ago...

Nancy Friday put the book together...several I think. One is called "My Secret Garden". It's from the 70's, before bizarre porn was at our fingertips, so this is what plenty of women were thinking before the influence of modern porn. You can find a free pdf. Beware...if you think women are innocent little flowers who give in to sex to reward you, reading them will be like seeing the matrix

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by carve

Mine would've been off the chart a couple years ago. I skimmed through this book by a sex researcher a while back where women sent in their fantasies anonymously. Women can be every bit as depraved as men...maybe more. They just tend to be culturally conditioned to suppress it, just as men are conditioned to be more placating and less dominant

I'm not going to post a picture after what I've revealed. If I were lying I could easily pull any pic off a dating site to appease you. I'm not though. Ask me anything

Here's a little evidence though...

Why the crop?

[carve]

The top has personally identifiable information, the bottom would take a little explaining out of context, and the middle is perfectly sufficient to illustrate my point that she likes to be dominated

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by carve

The top has personally identifiable information, the bottom would take a little explaining out of context, and the middle is perfectly sufficient to illustrate my point that she likes to be dominated

Next question, aren't you divorced? I recall you saying that in mylydiamy's thread.

So I assume you're in your 30s at the very least...and she's 22.

That seems a bit of a large dfference.

[carve]

I'm divorced and it is a big age gap, but she's much more put together than most early 20's girls I've met.

[Templar]

[carve]

Huh?