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      11-15-2021, 11:01 PM   #3873
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You're such an ignorant egomaniac that you don't realize you're probably not
I don’t even care what I am, or what you think I am. Hold on, got stink finger, need to wipe that off.

Ok, what difference does it make in the end? One day, I’ll be dead a gone and no one will give a shit. So, what difference does it make? We can’t be all boring, like you. God, could you imagine if everyone on this planet were that boring? That would be sad.
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A couple of you guys sound like kids. This is the codgers thread, if I remember correctly.
I'm having fun - he's getting angry because he thinks I salivate over his dribble, and his anger shows he's only here to show off and to tug his todger. Any harder and he's going to yank it right off!
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A couple of you guys sound like kids. This is the codgers thread, if I remember correctly.
Oh yeah, I’m 56 and can still get it up. I’ll go find the middle age thread.
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I'm having fun - he's getting angry because he thinks I salivate over his dribble, and his anger shows he's only here to show off and to tug his todger. Any harder and he's going to yank it right off!
I’m not getting angry. You’re the one who’s panties get twisted up!
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Ciao old guys. I have to go finish girlfriend number three.
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I’m not getting angry. You’re the one who’s panties get twisted up!
Of course you are - because you read every post I put up, and react to it.
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That's great! I must be the little guy cause Cyn has repeatedly told us all what a big man his is
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I'd call it a draw at the end.
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When aching joints in your hands become a part of life just like the non-stop tinnitus in your ears.
My tinnitus started while I was in the Army and has never gone away. That was 54 years ago. Our generous VA granted me $145.00 a month for the annoyance.

As to my aching joints, I take a dip in my spa every late afternoon, rain or shine. Great relief, even if only temporary.
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I'm old but don't really have any aches or pains. No tinnitus either. Hope saying that doesn't jinx me.

*Knocks on wood*

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A couple of you guys sound like kids. This is the codgers thread, if I remember correctly.
Somebody needs to get off our lawns.....
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I've recently become the oldest guy at the gym during the time slot that I go. Different breed of youngsters these days. Loud grunting, dropping weights and none of them re-rack or pick up after themselves.
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I've recently become the oldest guy at the gym during the time slot that I go. Different breed of youngsters these days. Loud grunting, dropping weights and none of them re-rack or pick up after themselves.
Apparently their parents never made them clean up their room before going out to play.

Meanwhile, I'm the only remaining charter member of our local RC club. Heh!
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You know you're old if...

You know how to set the 5 push buttons on this car radio to your favorite stations:
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You know how to set the 5 push buttons on this car radio to your favorite stations:
Or know how to torment your mother by putting it on a station that doesn't quite come in, then set every button to that station.

Bonus points if she didn't know how to fix it and lost her mind driving down the road. Even more bonus points if you managed not to laugh.

(Yep, this was me at 6 years old. My father taught me )
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You know how to set the 5 push buttons on this car radio to your favorite stations:
Tune the radio where you want it, pull the button out then push it back in. No endless menus to navigate, no app on your phone required, no degree in electrical or computer engineering, ahhh the simple life.
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      12-03-2021, 01:46 PM   #3891
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I'll get off all of your lawns now...



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I remember when we finally got a colour TV.....we were living large then. Only 3 channels thought.
ha ha me too!!!
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And back at ya L.J. The total room and board charges for my first 10 days on this planet. A relative bargain wouldn't you say? All of you unseasoned pretenders with the exception of L.J. may exit my lawn stage right.
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