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Axius · 09-16-2016, 11:25 AM

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Is it my bday???

Any day is a good day for cake by the ocean.

F30lolz · 09-16-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I got a variant of this card one birthday. Inside it said, "You can't have your cake and Edith too."

I'd still eat Edith with cake?

bimmette · 09-16-2016, 11:26 AM

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Is it my bday???

Any day is a good day for cake by the ocean.

Well you're gonna get sand it it.

jtodd_fl · 09-16-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Yeah. That's called bad optics. Maybe don't have the golf outing on the same day you lay someone off :/

Golf outing was for sale people only. Plus, I didn't schedule either of them.

Heh. Yeah, wasn't saying you. More the company. But, it was probably scheduled long before they decided to whack someone. Just a bummer.

Dang3r · 09-16-2016, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh, well isn't it lunch time there? Don't you let your people out to eat? Jeesh, the minions get hungry too.

So what? Arent you responsible for your own breaks and have always to ask your chef?

The Choosey begger · 09-16-2016, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Golf outing was for sale people only. Plus, I didn't schedule either of them.

Lol

bimmette · 09-16-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

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Uh, well isn't it lunch time there? Don't you let your people out to eat? Jeesh, the minions get hungry too.

So what? Arent you responsible for your own breaks and have always to ask your chef?

You mean "boss", not "chef". Just letting you know since I know you got mixed up with German

Aatish · 09-16-2016, 11:42 AM

silvergray545 · 09-16-2016, 11:44 AM

Guys, I had somebody come up to me and ask, "Hey, is that your Z3M?" When I confirmed, he said, "Damn bro! Your stance game is on point!"

I guess this means I need to start vaping.

Dang3r · 09-16-2016, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You mean "boss", not "chef". Just letting you know since I know you got mixed up with German

Thats too kind from ya, I appreciate it

RJ_ · 09-16-2016, 11:47 AM

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Heh. Yeah, wasn't saying you. More the company. But, it was probably scheduled long before they decided to whack someone. Just a bummer.

Along the same lines, my company announced a layoff of about 40 people, but they had around a month and a half before it went into effect.

Around the same time, they decided to replace all of the parking lot light posts with fancy LED units and installed a bunch of touchscreen displays outside all of the conference rooms. Most of the people let go were still around while this was all happening.

Mr Tonka · 09-16-2016, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Guys, I had somebody come up to me and ask, "Hey, is that your Z3M?" When I confirmed, he said, "Damn bro! Your stance game is on point!"

I guess this means I need to start vaping.

Don't forget to bleach your hair white.

Aatish · 09-16-2016, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Guys, I had somebody come up to me and ask, "Hey, is that your Z3M?" When I confirmed, he said, "Damn bro! Your stance game is on point!"

I guess this means I need to start vaping.

Dank

UncleWede · 09-16-2016, 11:50 AM

5 more hours of strolling around the interwebs until I get to go home and "euth" the sick turkeys. Still trying to decide between .22 to the swollen head, MACHETE!!!!, or a quick slit of the throat and watch them run around the yard "watering" the grass.

I know there are more than a few of you who would advocate for the simple amputation of a limb or two, but at least one is already unable to stand and getting maggots in the wounds the chickens are pecking.

Oh, wait, is it lunch time somewhere? Maybe I shouldn't have posted this yet.

Dang3r · 09-16-2016, 11:52 AM

You shouldnt bring in the poultry sh*t in here...BANNED

bimmette · 09-16-2016, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

5 more hours of strolling around the interwebs until I get to go home and "euth" the sick turkeys. Still trying to decide between .22 to the swollen head, MACHETE!!!!, or a quick slit of the throat and watch them run around the yard "watering" the grass.

I know there are more than a few of you who would advocate for the simple amputation of a limb or two, but at least one is already unable to stand and getting maggots in the wounds the chickens are pecking.

Oh, wait, is it lunch time somewhere? Maybe I shouldn't have posted this yet.

Omg poor turkeys

I wish I could be a vegetarian haha.

The Choosey begger · 09-16-2016, 11:55 AM

F87LUV

I saw this and thought about you...your M2 is MG, right?

Mr Tonka · 09-16-2016, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

5 more hours of strolling around the interwebs until I get to go home and "euth" the sick turkeys. Still trying to decide between .22 to the swollen head, MACHETE!!!!, or a quick slit of the throat and watch them run around the yard "watering" the grass.

I know there are more than a few of you who would advocate for the simple amputation of a limb or two, but at least one is already unable to stand and getting maggots in the wounds the chickens are pecking.

Oh, wait, is it lunch time somewhere? Maybe I shouldn't have posted this yet.

Well, if there are turkeys (plural) i say mix it up. Machete one of them, busa cap in another while saving the shiv for the last one.

Personally, if i were you, i'd honor their lives by using my Katana.

UncleWede · 09-16-2016, 11:56 AM

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Omg poor turkeys

I wish I could be a vegetarian haha.

These are not the turkeys you want to be eating. Someone just texted me she thinks they have erysipelas. I surely don't want no erysiplelas-carrying turkeys on my dinner plate

(heads off to see just what the hell that shit is)

UncleWede · 09-16-2016, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Well, if there are turkeys (plural) i say mix it up. Machete one of them, busa cap in another while saving the shiv for the last one.

Personally, if i were you, i'd honor their lives by using my Katana.

I'm reluctant on the cap, because I don't know just what is in those sinus cavities and making that large of a bulge. There are only 2 at this point. Swinging SOMETHING sharp at a 2' long neck seems like fish in a barrel.

YT channel????

Mr Tonka · 09-16-2016, 12:01 PM

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I'm reluctant on the cap, because I don't know just what is in those sinus cavities and making that large of a bulge. There are only 2 at this point. Swinging SOMETHING sharp at a 2' long neck seems like fish in a barrel.

YT channel????

= Profit!

UncleWede · 09-16-2016, 12:04 PM

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= Profit!

I still have the original turkey "preparation", performed just before T-Day, by a guy that looks just like Santa.

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