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      07-23-2019, 08:15 AM   #3917
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It's a middle lane kind of day.
I love this. I am so stealing this. It's like living in soup over here right now.
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I love this. I am so stealing this. It's like living in soup over here right now.
It's the truth. I would rather drive in a snow storm than hydroplane. Freakin water ponding everywhere today.
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Oh my mind went there! Not the "button(/s)" that crossed my mind though.

This particular instance I felt that my filthy thought was best left unsaid, but since you called me out......
And another one

It's freakin not even 8:30am and I'm already at 3 slaps... It's going to be a good day.
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the weather here...

is BEAUTIFUL today. i drove the M340i with the windows down on the backroads (running late to work but who cares), god this car is a nasty nasty car i'm absolutely in love with the exhaust note
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is BEAUTIFUL today. i drove the M340i with the windows down on the backroads (running late to work but who cares), god this car is a nasty nasty car i'm absolutely in love with the exhaust note
Your first sentence reminds me of this song...

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And another one

It's freakin not even 8:30am and I'm already at 3 slaps... It's going to be a good day.
Oh come on now!!! That's just baiting (heh ). You tagged me, I replied and I get a slap. I think you just wanted to dish out some abuse this morning!

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Your first sentence reminds me of this song...

I see someone else is a Parrot Head. Not one of his well known songs. I don't normally tell people this, but I've seen him live more times that I can remember. Always puts on an amazing show.
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      07-23-2019, 09:40 AM   #3924
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So in addition to not being able to drive because I'm female, and you busting my chops because I'm an old lady, I'm sloppy seconds because Lups is busy breaking/fixing something? You really have a way with the ladies.
Ahh, but here is the part that might astound you...somehow despite my many sins, I've managed to find an amazing wife who loves me. And she does not read these forums, nor does she know my user name, so I don't say that for any brownie points because she'll never find this, she truly is amazing.

Really can't fathom why I got blessed by God to find the woman I did, but as I was doing devotions this morning, I realized I don't tell her nearly enough how much I love her and treasure her...so I really have to change there.

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And another one

It's freakin not even 8:30am and I'm already at 3 slaps... It's going to be a good day.
Technically, from 12:00:01am when "today" began, to 8:30am as you noted, I believe you are only at two slaps. At least in this thread. But no one is counting except for the accountants. Which are myself and Run Silent...and others who no longer seem to post here.

Bi was a funny accountant, she had a good sense of humour for someone stuck in tax. Like me. But sadly I haven't seen her post in probably close to a year, so I assume she's gone.
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Ahh, but here is the part that might astound you...somehow despite my many sins, I've managed to find an amazing wife who loves me. And she does not read these forums, nor does she know my user name, so I don't say that for any brownie points because she'll never find this, she truly is amazing.

Really can't fathom why I got blessed by God to find the woman I did, but as I was doing devotions this morning, I realized I don't tell her nearly enough how much I love her and treasure her...so I really have to change there.



Technically, from 12:00:01am when "today" began, to 8:30am as you noted, I believe you are only at two slaps. At least in this thread. But no one is counting except for the accountants. Which are myself and Run Silent...and others who no longer seem to post here.

Bi was a funny accountant, she had a good sense of humour for someone stuck in tax. Like me. But sadly I haven't seen her post in probably close to a year, so I assume she's gone.
Good for you. Tell that woman you love her and appreciate her. Better yet, show her. All the time. Actions speak louder than words.

It felt like 3 slaps.
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Oh come on now!!! That's just baiting (heh ). You tagged me, I replied and I get a slap. I think you just wanted to dish out some abuse this morning!


A slap is a term of endearment.
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It felt like 3 slaps.
That's why you hire a good accountant. We don't go based on feelings. Some suggest we lack them.
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A slap is a term of endearment.
Yeah....if you are a dom.

Wait...do you need to head over to the confession thread?
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Glad we are on the same page.
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      07-23-2019, 10:26 AM   #3930
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Glad we are on the same page.
This needed explanation???


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5 minutes long.
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That’s what she said.
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Lots of LOL in here.

Not long ago, I was seeing a lady and, out of the blue, she doesn't know what she wants. (heard this one before. All the same.) So I tell her I get it, take your time to figure your stuff out & I'll check in from time to time. Before this not knowing what she wants bs, she wanted to stop having sex. haha wtf?!

A week & a half goes by (I had not checked in) and she texts me saying she wants to see me again. Cool, she comes over a couple days later for dinner (I cooked) and, again, doesn't wanna fuck & then drops the bomb of wanting to see other people. Bitch, you could have told me that before I wasted my night on you. I told her go for it, but I will not be one of them & tossed her out.

Later that night, she texts me saying she doesn't "owe me sex" lol never said you owed me anything nor did I ever say such nonsense. Stop bothering me, you've wasted enough of my time.
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This needed explanation???


no.

My slaps are usually placed elsewhere and as a term of "yeah, get it girl."
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Lots of LOL in here.

Not long ago, I was seeing a lady and, out of the blue, she doesn't know what she wants. (heard this one before. All the same.) So I tell her I get it, take your time to figure your stuff out & I'll check in from time to time. Before this not knowing what she wants bs, she wanted to stop having sex. haha wtf?!

A week & a half goes by (I had not checked in) and she texts me saying she wants to see me again. Cool, she comes over a couple days later for dinner (I cooked) and, again, doesn't wanna fuck & then drops the bomb of wanting to see other people. Bitch, you could have told me that before I wasted my night on you. I told her go for it, but I will not be one of them & tossed her out.

Later that night, she texts me saying she doesn't "owe me sex" lol never said you owed me anything nor did I ever say such nonsense. Stop bothering me, you've wasted enough of my time.
Was her name Amy??? Sounds just like my ex-wife. She pulled the same shit on me the week after my father committed suicide. She used the "You're always sad all the time and I want to be happy. I want to see people who can have a good time and not be so depressed." I'm sorry that my disposition during the week of my father shooting himself on Christmas ruined your good time. Thanks for the emotional support during the most dark time of my life
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Lots of LOL in here.

Not long ago, I was seeing a lady and, out of the blue, she doesn't know what she wants. (heard this one before. All the same.) So I tell her I get it, take your time to figure your stuff out & I'll check in from time to time. Before this not knowing what she wants bs, she wanted to stop having sex. haha wtf?!

A week & a half goes by (I had not checked in) and she texts me saying she wants to see me again. Cool, she comes over a couple days later for dinner (I cooked) and, again, doesn't wanna fuck & then drops the bomb of wanting to see other people. Bitch, you could have told me that before I wasted my night on you. I told her go for it, but I will not be one of them & tossed her out.

Later that night, she texts me saying she doesn't "owe me sex" lol never said you owed me anything nor did I ever say such nonsense. Stop bothering me, you've wasted enough of my time.
Was her name Amy??? Sounds just like my ex-wife. She pulled the same shit on me the week after my father committed suicide. She used the "You're always sad all the time and I want to be happy. I want to see people who can have a good time and not be so depressed." I'm sorry that my disposition during the week of my father shooting himself on Christmas ruined your good time. Thanks for the emotional support during the most dark time of my life
... damn man, that must've been incredibly rough. sorry to hear that
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... damn man, that must've been incredibly rough. sorry to hear that
Yeah...me too.

Been in similar situations and it changes you for life.
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no.

My slaps are usually placed elsewhere and as a term of "yeah, get it girl."
Followed by a resounding, "who's your daddy"?
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Was her name Amy??? Sounds just like my ex-wife. She pulled the same shit on me the week after my father committed suicide. She used the "You're always sad all the time and I want to be happy. I want to see people who can have a good time and not be so depressed." I'm sorry that my disposition during the week of my father shooting himself on Christmas ruined your good time. Thanks for the emotional support during the most dark time of my life
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... damn man, that must've been incredibly rough. sorry to hear that
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Yeah...me too.

Been in similar situations and it changes you for life.
That's horrible on all accounts. I'm really sorry to hear it.
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