LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

MKSixer · 10-22-2022, 06:03 PM

Stroke jokes and bathroom experiences by MKSixer:

Nurse: Mr K. How did you manage to end up on the floor.
MKSixer: I was following instructions.
Nurse: WTF are you talking about?!??!
MKSixer: What season is it?
Nurse: Fall
MKSixer: Looking smug until hit in the head by multiple therapists

MKSixer to daughter: Pumpkin, will you please bring my yoga mat to the hospital room?
Pumpkin: DAAaaaaaD how are you even going to get down on the mat?
MKSixer: Fall on the ground.
Pumpkin: Worst father Ever.

Bathroom information: Your first bowel movement, post stroke will be something you've seen in photos for years. Simply get a picture of a nuclear detonation and turn it upside down. That is the most accurate depiction I can think of.

You're welcome!!

Murf the Surf · 10-22-2022, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Stroke jokes and bathroom experiences by MKSixer:

Nurse: Mr K. How did you manage to end up on the floor.
MKSixer: I was following instructions.
Nurse: WTF are you talking about?!??!
MKSixer: What season is it?
Nurse: Fall
MKSixer: Looking smug until hit in the head by multiple therapists

MKSixer to daughter: Pumpkin, will you please bring my yoga mat to the hospital room?
Pumpkin: DAAaaaaaD how are you even going to get down on the mat?
MKSixer: Fall on the ground.
Pumpkin: Worst father Ever.

Bathroom information: Your first bowel movement, post stroke will be something you've seen in photos for years. Simply get a picture of a nuclear detonation and turn it upside down. That is the most accurate depiction I can think of.

You're welcome!!

Thank you, and welcome back brother.

MKSixer · 10-22-2022, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

Thank you, and welcome back brother.

Good to be back, brother. How are you and your beautiful bride?

Murf the Surf · 10-22-2022, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Good to be back, brother. How are you and your beautiful bride?

We are doing pretty ok, the weather is great here right now, and we are planning some time south in the winter.

Buug959 · 10-23-2022, 06:27 AM

FAB

Buug959 · 10-23-2022, 06:28 AM

TFS

Murf the Surf · 10-23-2022, 07:13 AM

///

NEfan508 · 10-23-2022, 07:56 AM

🏖 ☀️

sygazelle · 10-23-2022, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by NEfan508

🐻 🍯

Suggested caption: "Honey, I'm home!"

Buug959 · 10-23-2022, 12:04 PM

I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. I took this photo today. Yup it's October 23...October 23 and this house has it's Christmas decorations out. Halloween is still a week away FFS!

F87M2. · 10-23-2022, 06:11 PM

They say people that talk to themselves are often highly intelligent

Murf the Surf · 10-23-2022, 06:57 PM

Damn.

Murf the Surf · 10-23-2022, 07:33 PM

The U-Haul really brings it home.....

dradernh · 10-23-2022, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. I took this photo today. Yup it's October 23...October 23 and this house has it's Christmas decorations out. Halloween is still a week away FFS!

People...what're ya gonna do!?

3.0L · 10-23-2022, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

FAB

When I worked at my dad's mom-and-pop TV store, our service shop had an old oak type-setters case with low, flat drawers. The lower drawer had about a half dozen muffin tins, all filled with thousands of fittings - a decades old collection... of crap. I could almost always find what I needed, but only one. If it need 3 or 4 or more of the same type, forget it. Yeah, they were probably there somewhere, but it was a waste of time. In fact, my dad's senior store partner called the drawer just that, "The waste of time" drawer.

Nachbar · 10-23-2022, 08:34 PM

🤡

CoreyWebster · 10-23-2022, 10:51 PM

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NEfan508 · 10-23-2022, 11:48 PM

🎃 👻

F87M2. · 10-24-2022, 04:23 AM

,

Nachbar · 10-24-2022, 06:08 AM

😁

Murf the Surf · 10-24-2022, 06:50 AM

Neighbour "allegedly" fills Mustang exhaust with expanding foam and leave threatening note.

JJ 911SC · 10-24-2022, 06:29 PM

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10-22-2022, 06:03 PM	#39975
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10-23-2022, 06:27 AM	#39979
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10-23-2022, 06:28 AM	#39980
Buug959 Captain 25604 Rep 892 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	TFS Attached Images __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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10-23-2022, 07:13 AM	#39981
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10-23-2022, 07:56 AM	#39982
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10-23-2022, 12:04 PM	#39984
Buug959 Captain 25604 Rep 892 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. I took this photo today. Yup it's October 23...October 23 and this house has it's Christmas decorations out. Halloween is still a week away FFS! Attached Images __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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10-23-2022, 06:11 PM	#39985
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10-23-2022, 06:57 PM	#39986
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10-23-2022, 07:33 PM	#39987
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10-23-2022, 10:51 PM	#39991
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10-23-2022, 11:48 PM	#39992
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10-24-2022, 06:50 AM	#39995
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10-24-2022, 06:29 PM	#39996
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