Official Socal chat thread (#1)

!Xoible · 08-23-2007, 05:19 PM

awesome dude!

longtran · 08-23-2007, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mantis

awesome dude!

whats awesome??? too lazy to check..

jasonn give me a call man. need to talk to you.

OC Guy · 08-23-2007, 05:24 PM

I'm back, now eating. Had some things to take care of at our other location.

Also visited my friend's gym. I'll start training next week, I get 50% off.

longtran · 08-23-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OC 335i

I'm back, now eating. Had some things to take care of at our other location.

Also visited my friend's gym. I'll start training next week, I get 50% off.

great, short guy on steroids.

longtran · 08-23-2007, 05:28 PM

johnny tran is a party pooper...LOl

!Xoible · 08-23-2007, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtran

whats awesome??? too lazy to check..

jasonn give me a call man. need to talk to you.

someone's gonna take a shower

!Xoible · 08-23-2007, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtran

johnny tran is a party pooper...LOl

who he be?

OC Guy · 08-23-2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtran

johnny tran is a party pooper...LOl

LOL. What? I don't get it. First Long referred to himself in 3rd person, called himself Long Long and now this. I'm confused! Long, you been in the paint booth too long!

snohman · 08-23-2007, 05:41 PM

here's an interesting story for ya fellas...
especially those who believe in "what goes around comes around..."

I decide to head to the bank to pick up some moolah for my KW V2's and to pay Long for my alarm and euro fog switch.
I pulled out of our ghetto back alley here, and proceeded to the Bank of America here in downtown. It's on Hill street betwwen 11th and 12th street.

At 12th street, northbound traffic is restricted to MTA busses only, so I usually head Northbound on Broadway, then turn left on 11th (which is a One-way street going westbound), then turn left back on to Hill to come back southbound to turn right into the bank.

The bank's parking lot is situated so, it's one way traffic through. One driveway for incoming traffic, driveway on the other side of the bank for outbound traffic. The outbound driveway is Right Turn Only.

So as I come down 11th street (one way) so I'm in the far left lane so I can turn left onto Hill St. Low and behold I see this early 90's honda accord barrelling down right at me coming the WRONG way on 11th

. He then proceeds to cut me off and turn right in front of me

.

He pulls into the bank's lot and runs in, and I sit there and think "What a knob...". I take my time, and after all that rushing he did, I end up at the teller right next to him. He finishes his transaction, and I can feel him staring at me. so I look over and see this short hispanic dude (shorter than me even

) looking at me up and down.

then this is what spewed out of his mouth:
Idiot: "Learn how to drive you f'in chink!"
Me <-

After the initial shock wore off....
I procede to tell him: "Hey man, I may have smaller eyes than you, but at least I can see that 11th Street is a One Way street ya ignorant ass!"

He looks at me one more time...down, then up...
"yeah, whatever dude..."

So I tell him to go outside and look at the big one way sign, that he can see it from the parking lot.

He storms out, and I'm behind him 30 seconds later.
He dilly-dallies in the car, so i'm out before him.
I sit at the exit driveway waiting for it to clear up so i can turn right.
I see the idiot back out and come out the wrong way through the entrance.

So I wait....two lanes come southbound....
the guy in the lane closest to him stops to let him out.
But this numbnut decides he wants to make a left, pulls out and then
BAM!!!
new 7 series broadsides him at about 30 mph from the second lane!
Wrecked him pretty bad.

My cousin said "damn, i woulda got out of my car, went up to him and just laughed!!!!"
But looking at him, he looked in bad shape, the 750 hit him square on the driver's side door, so i just said screw it, and left.

Dumb...

Ok, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
thanks for reading!

!Xoible · 08-23-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OC 335i

I'm back, now eating. Had some things to take care of at our other location.

Also visited my friend's gym. I'll start training next week, I get 50% off.

that's awesome man! train hard dude, it takes a lot of discipline.

snohman · 08-23-2007, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mantis

who he be?

sorry, he meant "The Gangster Johnny Tran"

!Xoible · 08-23-2007, 05:47 PM

Re: Steve's Story

HOLY SHIT!!!! he got punched in the face 30 seconds after offending you! not bad steve, not bad

snohman · 08-23-2007, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mantis

Re: Steve's Story

HOLY SHIT!!!! he got punched in the face 30 seconds after offending you! not bad steve, not bad

hahhaha
funny how life is sometimes...

OC Guy · 08-23-2007, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtran

johnny tran is a party pooper...LOl

Quote:

Originally Posted by mantis

that's awesome man! train hard dude, it takes a lot of discipline.

Yeah I know. I'm used to it, I used to Wrestle and ditch class just to cut weight.

Quote:

Originally Posted by snohman

here's an interesting story for ya fellas...
especially those who believe in "what goes around comes around..."

I decide to head to the bank to pick up some moolah for my KW V2's and to pay Long for my alarm and euro fog switch.
I pulled out of our ghetto back alley here, and proceeded to the Bank of America here in downtown. It's on Hill street betwwen 11th and 12th street.

At 12th street, northbound traffic is restricted to MTA busses only, so I usually head Northbound on Broadway, then turn left on 11th (which is a One-way street going westbound), then turn left back on to Hill to come back southbound to turn right into the bank.

The bank's parking lot is situated so, it's one way traffic through. One driveway for incoming traffic, driveway on the other side of the bank for outbound traffic. The outbound driveway is Right Turn Only.

So as I come down 11th street (one way) so I'm in the far left lane so I can turn left onto Hill St. Low and behold I see this early 90's honda accord barrelling down right at me coming the WRONG way on 11th

. He then proceeds to cut me off and turn right in front of me

.

He pulls into the bank's lot and runs in, and I sit there and think "What a knob...". I take my time, and after all that rushing he did, I end up at the teller right next to him. He finishes his transaction, and I can feel him staring at me. so I look over and see this short hispanic dude (shorter than me even

) looking at me up and down.

then this is what spewed out of his mouth:
Idiot: "Learn how to drive you f'in chink!"
Me <-

After the initial shock wore off....
I procede to tell him: "Hey man, I may have smaller eyes than you, but at least I can see that 11th Street is a One Way street ya ignorant ass!"

He looks at me one more time...down, then up...
"yeah, whatever dude..."

So I tell him to go outside and look at the big one way sign, that he can see it from the parking lot.

He storms out, and I'm behind him 30 seconds later.
He dilly-dallies in the car, so i'm out before him.
I sit at the exit driveway waiting for it to clear up so i can turn right.
I see the idiot back out and come out the wrong way through the entrance.

So I wait....two lanes come southbound....
the guy in the lane closest to him stops to let him out.
But this numbnut decides he wants to make a left, pulls out and then
BAM!!!
new 7 series broadsides him at about 30 mph from the second lane!
Wrecked him pretty bad.

My cousin said "damn, i woulda got out of my car, went up to him and just laughed!!!!"
But looking at him, he looked in bad shape, the 750 hit him square on the driver's side door, so i just said screw it, and left.

Dumb...

Ok, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
thanks for reading!

LOL. Great story Steve. I would've taken pictures and laugh at him. In fact, you should've talked to the 7 series guy to make sure you can provide a statement.

longtran · 08-23-2007, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snohman

here's an interesting story for ya fellas...
especially those who believe in "what goes around comes around..."

I decide to head to the bank to pick up some moolah for my KW V2's and to pay Long for my alarm and euro fog switch.
I pulled out of our ghetto back alley here, and proceeded to the Bank of America here in downtown. It's on Hill street betwwen 11th and 12th street.

At 12th street, northbound traffic is restricted to MTA busses only, so I usually head Northbound on Broadway, then turn left on 11th (which is a One-way street going westbound), then turn left back on to Hill to come back southbound to turn right into the bank.

The bank's parking lot is situated so, it's one way traffic through. One driveway for incoming traffic, driveway on the other side of the bank for outbound traffic. The outbound driveway is Right Turn Only.

So as I come down 11th street (one way) so I'm in the far left lane so I can turn left onto Hill St. Low and behold I see this early 90's honda accord barrelling down right at me coming the WRONG way on 11th

. He then proceeds to cut me off and turn right in front of me

.

He pulls into the bank's lot and runs in, and I sit there and think "What a knob...". I take my time, and after all that rushing he did, I end up at the teller right next to him. He finishes his transaction, and I can feel him staring at me. so I look over and see this short hispanic dude (shorter than me even

) looking at me up and down.

then this is what spewed out of his mouth:
Idiot: "Learn how to drive you f'in chink!"
Me <-

After the initial shock wore off....
I procede to tell him: "Hey man, I may have smaller eyes than you, but at least I can see that 11th Street is a One Way street ya ignorant ass!"

He looks at me one more time...down, then up...
"yeah, whatever dude..."

So I tell him to go outside and look at the big one way sign, that he can see it from the parking lot.

He storms out, and I'm behind him 30 seconds later.
He dilly-dallies in the car, so i'm out before him.
I sit at the exit driveway waiting for it to clear up so i can turn right.
I see the idiot back out and come out the wrong way through the entrance.

So I wait....two lanes come southbound....
the guy in the lane closest to him stops to let him out.
But this numbnut decides he wants to make a left, pulls out and then
BAM!!!
new 7 series broadsides him at about 30 mph from the second lane!
Wrecked him pretty bad.

My cousin said "damn, i woulda got out of my car, went up to him and just laughed!!!!"
But looking at him, he looked in bad shape, the 750 hit him square on the driver's side door, so i just said screw it, and left.

Dumb...

Ok, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
thanks for reading!

very interesting story.

!Xoible · 08-23-2007, 05:59 PM

moral of the story next time you see a hispanic person in the bank shout BEANER before they shout CHINK... well in my case they go for sandnig***

snohman · 08-23-2007, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OC 335i

Yeah I know. I'm used to it, I used to Wrestle and ditch class just to cut weight.

LOL. Great story Steve. I would've taken pictures and laugh at him. In fact, you should've talked to the 7 series guy to make sure you can provide a statement.

Yeah, that would've been the right thing to do...
but I was late for lunch

and I was hungry.

snohman · 08-23-2007, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mantis

moral of the story next time you see a hispanic person in the bank shout BEANER before they shout CHINK... well in my case they go for sandnig***

HAHAAHHA
you're bad...

longtran · 08-23-2007, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtran

very interesting story.

i said that???

very interesting story.

snohman · 08-23-2007, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtran

i said that???

very interesting story.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

scHizo I tell ya....

!Xoible · 08-23-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtran

i said that???

very interesting story.

i am worrying about your right now. Did i order my lip from you or did i order it from you? i mean the other you, you schizo dude

snohman · 08-23-2007, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mantis

i am worrying about your right now. Did i order my lip from you or did i order it from you? i mean the other you, you schizo dude

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
uh oh...

on a side note...
I finally get tinted saturday

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snohman Volk Whore 233 Rep 18,832 Posts Drives: nothing Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Home iTrader: (1) Garage List 2003 Metro Gold Line [0.00]	Interesting lunch today... here's an interesting story for ya fellas... especially those who believe in "what goes around comes around..." I decide to head to the bank to pick up some moolah for my KW V2's and to pay Long for my alarm and euro fog switch. I pulled out of our ghetto back alley here, and proceeded to the Bank of America here in downtown. It's on Hill street betwwen 11th and 12th street. At 12th street, northbound traffic is restricted to MTA busses only, so I usually head Northbound on Broadway, then turn left on 11th (which is a One-way street going westbound), then turn left back on to Hill to come back southbound to turn right into the bank. The bank's parking lot is situated so, it's one way traffic through. One driveway for incoming traffic, driveway on the other side of the bank for outbound traffic. The outbound driveway is Right Turn Only. So as I come down 11th street (one way) so I'm in the far left lane so I can turn left onto Hill St. Low and behold I see this early 90's honda accord barrelling down right at me coming the WRONG way on 11th . He then proceeds to cut me off and turn right in front of me . He pulls into the bank's lot and runs in, and I sit there and think "What a knob...". I take my time, and after all that rushing he did, I end up at the teller right next to him. He finishes his transaction, and I can feel him staring at me. so I look over and see this short hispanic dude (shorter than me even ) looking at me up and down. then this is what spewed out of his mouth: Idiot: "Learn how to drive you f'in chink!" Me <- After the initial shock wore off.... I procede to tell him: "Hey man, I may have smaller eyes than you, but at least I can see that 11th Street is a One Way street ya ignorant ass!" He looks at me one more time...down, then up... "yeah, whatever dude..." So I tell him to go outside and look at the big one way sign, that he can see it from the parking lot. He storms out, and I'm behind him 30 seconds later. He dilly-dallies in the car, so i'm out before him. I sit at the exit driveway waiting for it to clear up so i can turn right. I see the idiot back out and come out the wrong way through the entrance. So I wait....two lanes come southbound.... the guy in the lane closest to him stops to let him out. But this numbnut decides he wants to make a left, pulls out and then BAM!!! new 7 series broadsides him at about 30 mph from the second lane! Wrecked him pretty bad. My cousin said "damn, i woulda got out of my car, went up to him and just laughed!!!!" But looking at him, he looked in bad shape, the 750 hit him square on the driver's side door, so i just said screw it, and left. Dumb... Ok, back to your regularly scheduled programming. thanks for reading!
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