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      03-09-2010, 03:35 PM   #40547
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I have no idea what you are talking about! Maybe you could seek some guidance sir. If you need someone to go with you I am here for you!
my guidance counselor had boundary issues
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you feel like your old g/f that made you be abstinent and then ended up banging someone like a screen door in the wind?
mmrmmrmrmmmrmrrrrrraraaaaaaaaaaaaa (water boy going nuts) eh eh eh mmmmmmm, well kinda sir, but I see no screen door in my future, it seems very dark for me.
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my guidance counselor had boundary issues
Oh Dear!
Did he fondle your penis from this way and that? It is ok boy you can tell me! I dont think Jared is around to "poke" fun at you.
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mmrmmrmrmmmrmrrrrrraraaaaaaaaaaaaa (water boy going nuts) eh eh eh mmmmmmm, well kinda sir, but I see no screen door in my future, it seems very dark for me.
i am getting close!!!!!!!!
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      03-09-2010, 03:37 PM   #40551
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ladies my mercedes..
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      03-09-2010, 03:37 PM   #40552
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i am getting close!!!!!!!!
I was close to sticking it in her vag a few times as well and it never happened so just be patient with me and we will all get thru this thing together.
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Did he fondle your penis from this way and that? It is ok boy you can tell me! I dont think Jared is around to "poke" fun at you.
no i fondled him, and he had an issue with it
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ladies my mercedes..
Hello sir.
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ladies my mercedes..
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I was close to sticking it in her vag a few times as well and it never happened so just be patient with me and we will all get thru this thing together.
well luckily someone took care of that for you lol. he saved you the effort of breaking it
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no i fondled him, and he had an issue with it
Oh my this must be why Jared has fallen so hard for you and you for he! Just go with your feelings Kevin it is ok I am here for you!
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Oh my this must be why Jared has fallen so hard for you and you for he! Just go with your feelings Kevin it is ok I am queer for you!
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      03-09-2010, 03:40 PM   #40558
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lets vote to ban the new shane

1 kevin aka jerrys father
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I will like to help you on your new endeavors.
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haha i swear i hate you ! i completely laughed in my bosses face, spit and all
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eh eh eh emmmmm, that was not very nice sir, did you apologize?
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ALPINE WHITE OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T FTMFW!
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kevin will apologize to someone the day craig hits 2,000 miles on a vehicle
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no, he goes "what the fuck are you looking at on the internet"



oh yes i did mmmmmm hmmmmm



thats not nice, my girl isnt here to defend himself

i will apologize when you hit 2000 miles without a vanos code
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that is good sir very good.
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i hope the old shane rapes the new shane with a broken beer bottle


btw it must be the old shane that texts me, he is not so nice
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I have no idea what you are talking about! Maybe you could seek some guidance sir. If you need someone to go with you I am here for you!
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mmrmmrmrmmmrmrrrrrraraaaaaaaaaaaaa (water boy going nuts) eh eh eh mmmmmmm, well kinda sir, but I see no screen door in my future, it seems very dark for me.
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Oh Dear!
Did he fondle your penis from this way and that? It is ok boy you can tell me! I dont think Jared is around to "poke" fun at you.


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ladies my mercedes..
hello craig..........

good bye all
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      03-09-2010, 03:41 PM   #40559
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well luckily someone took care of that for you lol. he saved you the effort of breaking it
SONOFCOUSINSOFBITCHES!!!!!!!!!! eh eh emmmmmmmmm, sorry I had a tickle in my throat!
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Hello sir.
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my girl



well luckily someone took care of that for you lol. he saved you the effort of breaking it
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good bye all
my girls...
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so my girl wants to go to mfest who's in?
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      03-09-2010, 03:46 PM   #40562
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SONOFCOUSINSOFBITCHES!!!!!!!!!! eh eh emmmmmmmmm, sorry I had a tickle in my throat!
what? i'm just saying some of them are very tough to break, like beef jerky
she probably felt you werent up to the task
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*crickets*
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*crickets*
I need a nap today
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I need a nap today
u girls workin tonight?? she tell u she wants to go to mfest??
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u girls workin tonight?? she tell u she wants to go to mfest??
i dont know lol, im still waiting on an answer from him lol. yes she told me, lol he has issues, he wants to get his wee wee wet
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i dont know lol, im still waiting on an answer from him lol. yes she told me, lol he has issues, he wants to get his wee wee wet
... u goin?
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... u goin?
no sir, i aint dropping that kind of money to look at cars with the same mods that i can see around here for free lol
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