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      08-08-2021, 12:43 AM   #4093
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Watching "body cam". Maybe I shouldn't watch so much TV. Leo's in a standoff with some a hole with a knife. Would you feel comfortable going at this guy with beanbags, Taser ,baton.? Is there an agency policy?
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Watching "body cam". Maybe I shouldn't watch so much TV. Leo's in a standoff with some a hole with a knife. Would you feel comfortable going at this guy with beanbags, Taser ,baton.? Is there an agency policy?
We no longer use the bean bag shotgun. The 40mm is the go-to now.
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Still watching. Somebody stop me. Have you ever been bitten by a person?
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Still watching. Somebody stop me. Have you ever been bitten by a person?
Thankfully no! I don't want these ravenous hepatitis infected street urchins tainting me. Lol!
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Cat bites are the worst. Be wary of cat women.
I feel like there's a good story behind that comment.
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What kind of doctor are you again?
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      08-08-2021, 01:34 AM   #4100
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I feel like there's a good story behind that comment.
Never been bit by a cat woman. But cat bites are concerning. Antibiotics, tetanus shot etc. watch the pussy's.
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What kind of doctor are you again?
Internal medicine. Have you had your internals examined recently?
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What kind of doctor are you again?
Internal medicine. Have you had your internals examined recently?
I was only inquiring cuz you know. Cat women and biting.

You giving the oldies on the forums discounts on colonoscopies? I'll hit you up when I get to the age lol
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Are you 10-8? Please nail someone for speeding for me.
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Internal medicine. Have you had your internals examined recently?
I was only inquiring cuz you know. Cat women and biting.

You giving the oldies on the forums discounts on colonoscopies? I'll hit you up when I get to the age lol
Are you 45?
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What kind of doctor are you again?
Internal medicine. Have you had your internals examined recently?
I was only inquiring cuz you know. Cat women and biting.

You giving the oldies on the forums discounts on colonoscopies? I'll hit you up when I get to the age lol
Are you 45?
Not yet!!! Wait, is that the recommended age now?!! Wtf lol
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What kind of doctor are you again?
Internal medicine. Have you had your internals examined recently?
I was only inquiring cuz you know. Cat women and biting.

You giving the oldies on the forums discounts on colonoscopies? I'll hit you up when I get to the age lol
Are you 45?
Not yet!!! Wait, is that the recommended age now?!! Wtf lol
It changed from 50 years old to 45 for Not at risk patients
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Cat bites are the worst. Be wary of cat women.
What kind of doctor are you again?
Internal medicine. Have you had your internals examined recently?
I was only inquiring cuz you know. Cat women and biting.

You giving the oldies on the forums discounts on colonoscopies? I'll hit you up when I get to the age lol
Are you 45?
Not yet!!! Wait, is that the recommended age now?!! Wtf lol
It changed from 50 years old to 45 for Not at risk patients
So at risk patients is what, 35 now?

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Still watching. Somebody stop me. Have you ever been bitten by a person?
I have, people are fuckin' animals.
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I have, people are fuckin' animals.
So have I. Cops bring-in a fucktard in the ER that needs to be restrained then we bandage the same cops for nasty bite marks. My Kingdom for a Taser.
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So have I. Cops bring-in a fucktard in the ER that needs to be restrained then we bandage the same cops for nasty bite marks. My Kingdom for a Taser.
As I recall, the client instantly received some free dental work.
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As I recall, the client instantly received some free dental work.
A straight lower palm strike under the bridge of the nose works for me. Makes those tear ducts work overtime.
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