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      11-02-2016, 01:25 PM   #42043
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One time I had a debate with my pastor about girls squirting during a climax.


Tried to tell me that shit wasn't urine but holy water smh.
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I like putting my whole mouth over the opening and sucking out the juices, so I don't like hair in the way.
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One time I had a debate with my pastor about girls squirting during a climax.


Tried to tell me that shit wasn't urine but holy water smh.
LMFAO so he's basically telling you need to be going down on a girl every Sunday.
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The kind I want to go to.
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I want an educated stripper.
I dated one of those...
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Story time.
She was really cool actually. She use to dance. She didnt dance while I was dating her. Just recently stopped talking to her a few weeks ago.
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Do I pull out the mom jokes, or refrain for decency...
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Do I pull out the mom jokes, or refrain for decency...
When in doubt, pull out. Especially with moms.
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She didnt dance while I was dating her.
Uh huh, suuuure.
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Uh huh, suuuure.
Yeah, she graduated to the vibrating underwear Hooters girl!
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      11-02-2016, 02:56 PM   #42058
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I'm like 95% sure there's a Drake, Omarion, or Usher song where he falls in love with a stripper, who doesn't dance anymore....
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Uh huh, suuuure.
haha, Na really. I had met her back in the day when she was a waitress

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Yeah, he* graduated to the vibrating underwear Hooters girl!
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I'm like 95% sure there's a Drake, Omarion, or Usher song where he falls in love with a stripper, who doesn't dance anymore....
A few of them.
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Real talk, how are Hooter's wings?

Meeting up at one on Friday. Debating on going early and grabbing a late lunch first.
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Real talk, how are Hooter's wings?

Meeting up at one on Friday. Debating on going early and grabbing a late lunch first.
I prefer them naked over breaded. Their food is honestly not the best, I prefer twin peaks but there isn't one within 250 miles. Their buffalo cheese dip is good though and the popcorn shrimp.
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I prefer them naked over breaded. Their food is honestly not the best, I prefer twin peaks but there isn't one within 250 miles. Their buffalo cheese dip is good though and the popcorn shrimp.
Know how I KNOW you don't shave?
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I prefer them naked over breaded. Their food is honestly not the best, I prefer twin peaks but there isn't one within 250 miles. Their buffalo cheese dip is good though and the popcorn shrimp.
Know how I KNOW you don't shave?
Cause I like them naked?
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