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      12-08-2009, 10:18 AM   #42351
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      12-08-2009, 10:18 AM   #42352
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FUCK YOU LAMAR
Jerry has no mods on his car!
He thinks his car can fly,
What the hell is it with this guy!
Its a stock ass, beat 33five,
Dont call me when your HPFP takes another dive!
I may have a slow 33zero,
But at least my Mom isn't my Hero!
I like it when you talk all this smack,
It reminds me of the days when u know who rode my Cack!
Your car sends codes,
Dont be shy, tell all how you love my loads!
I think after this one, you will fold,
After all you are the king of FTMFWorld!
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      12-08-2009, 10:18 AM   #42353
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      12-08-2009, 10:19 AM   #42354
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good morning...
there she is
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FUCK YOU LAMAR
Jerry has no mods on his car!
He thinks his car can fly,
What the hell is it with this guy!
Its a stock ass, beat 33five,
Dont call me when your HPFP takes another dive!
I may have a slow 33zero,
But at least my Mom isn't my Hero!
I like it when you talk all this smack,
It reminds me of the days when u know who rode my Cack!
Your car sends codes,
Dont be shy, tell all how you love my loads!
I think after this one, you will fold,
After all you are the king of FTMFWorld!
Oh my, thats a doubly wammy. Where is the Lamar???
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FUCK YOU LAMAR
Jerry has no mods on his car!
He thinks his car can fly,
What the hell is it with this guy!
Its a stock ass, beat 33five,
Dont call me when your HPFP takes another dive!
I may have a slow 33zero,
But at least my Mom isn't my Hero!
I like it when you talk all this smack,
It reminds me of the days when u know who rode my Cack!
Your car sends codes,
Dont be shy, tell all how you love my loads!
I think after this one, you will fold,
After all you are the king of FTMFWorld!
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      12-08-2009, 10:20 AM   #42357
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Time to put Jerry aside
The Lamar is here, B, so enjoy the ride.
You like to abuse the fact the fact that Jerry is short and make a joke?
Look who's talking with a dick so small, a girl given head will never choke.
Yes, we know Jerry made a big mistake dating that bitch in his life
But look at you, the balls you had left our now in the hands of your WIFE.
We know the secrets of your farm life that you admitted
it's very surprising that you haven't been committed.
That's alright if they look down at us to speak
at least when we talk to them, our voice doesn't squeak.
There you go again stealing catch phrases because you're not that great
Come on girl, don't get all bitchy because your period is late.
We might be a personality, we know we're not real
however, there's nothing fake about that funky butt loving you got that will never heal.
We're going to end this battle with a truth about you,
when your hand got stuck to your dick when you used that lube, you should of checked the label and realized it was glue.
woo hoo shit Good comeback!
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Time to put Jerry aside
The Lamar is here, B, so enjoy the ride.
You like to abuse the fact the fact that Jerry is short and make a joke?
Look who's talking with a dick so small, a girl given head will never choke.
Yes, we know Jerry made a big mistake dating that bitch in his life
But look at you, the balls you had left our now in the hands of your WIFE.
We know the secrets of your farm life that you admitted
it's very surprising that you haven't been committed.
That's alright if they look down at us to speak
at least when we talk to them, our voice doesn't squeak.
There you go again stealing catch phrases because you're not that great
Come on girl, don't get all bitchy because your period is late.
We might be a personality, we know we're not real
however, there's nothing fake about that funky butt loving you got that will never heal.
We're going to end this battle with a truth about you,
when your hand got stuck to your dick when you used that lube, you should of checked the label and realized it was glue.

Um, no! sorry Jerry, not original enough! You stool (hahahaha, stool) my lines and used lines from bad movies!
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      12-08-2009, 10:23 AM   #42359
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lol that wasnt me..
Your still my boy!
Guys I have to tell you I owe all my battle success to Jerry!
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morning. i'm having some crazy back pain.
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      12-08-2009, 10:23 AM   #42361
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hey girl...
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there she is
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      12-08-2009, 10:23 AM   #42362
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I think I am the king at this point! We will have to do this again sometime! Until then I wear the belt! hahahahaha
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I think I am the king at this point! We will have to do this again sometime! Until then I wear the belt! hahahahaha
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hey girl...
nice of you to roll out of bed and join us
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      12-08-2009, 10:27 AM   #42366
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how u doin kid??
ehh...doing good i guess. you?
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      12-08-2009, 10:27 AM   #42369
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my girl... ... how u doin sal??
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      12-08-2009, 10:28 AM   #42370
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how u doin kid??
Craigers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldnt sleep lastnight as you did not say good night to me and the boys and tuck us in!
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      12-08-2009, 10:28 AM   #42371
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hangin in bro... i hate this cold weather!!
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my girl... ... how u doin sal??
not much, how about you?
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