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      07-23-2009, 01:31 PM   #4247
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that and we wont have to hear his blabber anymore hehe
haha exactly, we can hear some INTERSTING stories about how bad they got hurt
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i used to have mind fucking skills back when i was 16.. over the years i got sour.. it's this DAMN! job making me apologize to everyone.. turning me into a pussy.. FUCK

whats the best tips to mindfuck a girl from you experts?
easy..... tell her u wanna fk her =)
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make eye contact but don't actually look at her
wft does that mean? its like saying go piss but dont actually piss
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make eye contact but don't actually look at her
lol
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and then there's you.. who plays no role whatsoever in this thread but to point out the obvious lol
Loser noob. Yeah. Thanks.
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i do and she tells me the same shit back
i dunno wats takin u so long then
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wft does that mean? its like saying go piss but dont actually piss
is your prostate flaring up like a Tiki torch?
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Loser noob. Yeah. Thanks.
lol gotta admit that was funny...
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wft does that mean? its like saying go piss but dont actually piss
but I'll show you when I go there... just wait for a couple of weeks...
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i do and she tells me the same shit back
Jefe, when you waaaan the woman, you taaake the woman!
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Jefe, when you waaaan the woman, you taaake the woman!
women not woman...
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lol gotta admit that was funny...
Yeah I laughed.... And then my sensitive side
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the girl is fucking sick and in and out of the doctor.. how many fucking times do i need to remind u gusy.. i would of HIT it already if she wasnt sick
if she has enough energy to come to work, she has enough energy to fuck =)
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excuses are tools of the incompitenet, used to build monuments of nothingness; those who excel at them seldom excel at anything else =)
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the girl is fucking sick and in and out of the doctor.. how many fucking times do i need to remind u gusy.. i would of HIT it already if she wasnt sick
maybe the doctor's in and out of her?
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bang her in her car

Clock out and before you know it.... BANG! hehe
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maybe the doctor's in and out of her?
o snaps!!!
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if she has enough energy to come to work, she has enough energy to fuck =)
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maybe when ur done playing with my balls i can fart in your mouth
then take a dump on my chest?
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lol she said she wouldnt by de-virginizing my car
WHOA! you don't wanna be anyone's first or last...
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german shiza style
yah gut gut
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