Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i dont love my dog, i hate him, but my kids and girl love him

haha i have actually used him to wipe the piss up off the carpet lol!!!!!

dude im not kidding... rub his face right in that.... your gonna need to clean him after but let him know it dont work that way... i had my dog since he was 6 weeks old... he shit in the house ONCE and then he knew better

SpmnE9zero · 03-12-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

haha i really did too, it was the funniest thing ever, but at the time it was just pure anger!

Jokes on you tho unless you washed him because then he just goes and lays on the carpet somewhere else and it just seeps into the carpet there!

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

yeah my Shepard does that too, it is a male dog thing, our lil one is a female so she doesn't have any desire to make her mark, she will just walk in circles until she absolutely can not hold it any more! By then I am ready to punt her like a football!

just make the shepard piss in the spots she pisses in... that gets the lil one to pee... my lab literally drags her around the house when they play tug a war

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 03-12-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

dude im not kidding... rub his face right in that.... your gonna need to clean him after but let him know it dont work that way... i had my dog since he was 6 weeks old... he shit in the house ONCE and then he knew better

bro have rubbed his nose, body, tail in it everything, i have even picked it up with a paper towel and put it in his bed, nothing works, i'm telling you, this dog should be fitted for a helmet

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Jokes on you tho unless you washed him because then he just goes and lays on the carpet somewhere else and it just seeps into the carpet there!

obviously you gotta wash them after... rub their face in it... crate em for 30 min max and then wash em... it works... dead ass serious... my grandma taught me that shit

SpmnE9zero · 03-12-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

dude im not kidding... rub his face right in that.... your gonna need to clean him after but let him know it dont work that way... i had my dog since he was 6 weeks old... he shit in the house ONCE and then he knew better

OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! I have heard of rubbing face in piss but not in their own shit! hahahahaha

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 03-12-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Jokes on you tho unless you washed him because then he just goes and lays on the carpet somewhere else and it just seeps into the carpet there!

haha no after i was done with my anger fit and wiping it up with him, my girl took him into the bath tub and showered his ass down lol, both of them crying during too. it was hot!!

SpmnE9zero · 03-12-2010, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

bro have rubbed his nose, body, tail in it everything, i have even picked it up with a paper towel and put it in his bed, nothing works, i'm telling you, this dog should be fitted for a helmet

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

bro have rubbed his nose, body, tail in it everything, i have even picked it up with a paper towel and put it in his bed, nothing works, i'm telling you, this dog should be fitted for a helmet

fuck man... that aint cool (that he cant learn) you try wee-wee pads?

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:25 AM

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OOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! I have heard of rubbing face in piss but not in their own shit! hahahahaha

it works man... ask my lab... he wont DARE do that shit (pun intended) again

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 03-12-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

fuck man... that aint cool (that he cant learn) you try wee-wee pads?

no, i refuse to spend extra money on him, as far as i'm concerned i would just slit his throat and put him in a hefty bag lol. my girl was making bacon for my kids last weekend and the smoke alarm went off and the dog practically had a heart attack and shit right where he stood, he needs to be put to sleep lol

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

haha no after i was done with my anger fit and wiping it up with him, my girl took him into the bath tub and showered his ass down lol, both of them crying during too. it was hot!!

haha

dude if i say fuck semi loud... my dog immediately sits and gives me the puppy dog face and sometimes im not yelling at him just saying fuck in general... i feel bad but he knows not to fuck around... he dont listen to many people beside me hahah

Ender514 · 03-12-2010, 11:27 AM

im allergic to dogs

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

no, i refuse to spend extra money on him, as far as i'm concerned i would just slit his throat and put him in a hefty bag lol. my girl was making bacon for my kids last weekend and the smoke alarm went off and the dog practically had a heart attack and shit right where he stood, he needs to be put to sleep lol

DAMN man... give him away and get a puppy that you guys can train?

did you get him when he was a baby?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 03-12-2010, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

haha

dude if i say fuck semi loud... my dog immediately sits and gives me the puppy dog face and sometimes im not yelling at him just saying fuck in general... i feel bad but he knows not to fuck around... he dont listen to many people beside me hahah

my german shepard was like that, even when she did something bad, as soon as i walked in the door ( and didnt notice anything yet) she was at my feet with her ears down, so then of course i knew to look around for whatever she did lol, usually a wrapper out of the garbage can or something tho lol

Ender514 · 03-12-2010, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

no, i refuse to spend extra money on him, as far as i'm concerned i would just slit his throat and put him in a hefty bag lol. my girl was making bacon for my kids last weekend and the smoke alarm went off and the dog practically had a heart attack and shit right where he stood, he needs to be put to sleep lol

bahaha!! thats so wrong....but funny

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

my german shepard was like that, even when she did something bad, as soon as i walked in the door ( and didnt notice anything yet) she was at my feet with her ears down, so then of course i knew to look around for whatever she did lol, usually a wrapper out of the garbage can or something tho lol

my dog does that sometimes too but he really is a great dog and knows when he fucks up

SpmnE9zero · 03-12-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

no, i refuse to spend extra money on him, as far as i'm concerned i would just slit his throat and put him in a hefty bag lol. my girl was making bacon for my kids last weekend and the smoke alarm went off and the dog practically had a heart attack and shit right where he stood, he needs to be put to sleep lol

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH, you have a miniature fox, they are not supposed to be trained to be in a house what do you expect!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 03-12-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ender514

im allergic to dogs

so am i , if they lick my hand or anything i get hives pretty bad

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

DAMN man... give him away and get a puppy that you guys can train?

did you get him when he was a baby?

i wanted to give him away, my girl and kids are fighting me on it lol.

we got him at 4 or 5 something like that, but he came from this rich ass family that spoiled him and rewarded him even when he shit in the house, so thats what he is used to. now i know why they got rid of him

LeMans335xiE90 · 03-12-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ender514

bahaha!! thats so wrong....but funny

no funny man... shit like that actually happens.......

i always wanted to be a vet but i dont think i can deal with seeing animals die and stuff like that

burberry · 03-12-2010, 11:30 AM

yeah, i gotta keep in mind to train the dog (if i ever get one) at a young age. My GF's dog doesn't know how to be walked, doesn't listen to ANY commands, and is SEMI potty trained. Still pisses on the floor.

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 03-12-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH, you have a miniature fox, they are not supposed to be trained to be in a house what do you expect!

haha yea he really does look like a fox, it fools people all the time

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