Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

hahahaha thought you would like that one kevena!

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by burberry

jerry , start charging. ^

Jerry can not charge people that would slap the shit outa him and just take it! hahahahaha

burberry · 12-09-2009, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Jerry can not charge people that would slap the shit outa him and just take it! hahahahaha

LOL. now i know where his anal virginity went.

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

lol what..

yea.. i need to load up my 2 dvds that me and my friends made..

the video of me falling off a diving board, going head first into the metal pool liner was epic

Gosh no wonder you are f'ing retarded!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-09-2009, 10:54 AM

m-i-d-g-e-t man m-i-d-g-e-t man, hey kev get off my mom, you dont know me and you wont like my car.

i cant think of the rest of the damn song lol

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

m-i-d-g-e-t man m-i-d-g-e-t man, hey kev get off my mom, you dont know me and you wont like my car.

i cant think of the rest of the damn song lol

EPIC FAIL
Kev, you acn not fail, I have such high standards for you!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-09-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

EPIC FAIL
Kev, you acn not fail, I have such high standards for you!

i know i know im drawing a blank lol, and i just listened to that song on the way to work

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-09-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

not the only time u drew a blank lol

hey it may be impotient but your mom still has problems washing it out of her eyes

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-09-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

you trigger happy son of a bitch...

i cant help it, her face was down there anyway, one thing led to another, and some also got on your pillow, yes we were in your room

OEKlM · 12-09-2009, 11:01 AM

car stuck in the driveway... argh stupid contisports

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-09-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by OEKlM

car stuck in the driveway... argh stupid contisports

that blows!!!! what up mike

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 11:01 AM

Deep throat action is what Jerry likes,
Jerry will take two guys over 3 blonde dikes!
He allows men to dribble sweet juices in his bum,
He has forewarned me about his fetish with Cum!
I am not her to judge,
Could care less as its not my ass he packing the fudge.
C'mon Jerry just tell us the truth,
Your Mom,s got one hell of a snaggle tooth!
Face it, around your lips, meat is wht you like to blow,
I saw it forst hand, M!c#e!l# had a camel toe!
I wish I could leave you feeling good inside,
Fact is if you would just come out, you wouldnt have to hide!

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

you trigger happy son of a bitch...

OMG!
SO hilarious! peed some!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-09-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Deep throat action is what Jerry likes,
Jerry will take two guys over 3 blonde dikes!
He allows men to dribble sweet juices in his bum,
He has forewarned me about his fetish with Cum!
I am not her to judge,
Could care less as its not my ass he packing the fudge.
C'mon Jerry just tell us the truth,
Your Mom,s got one hell of a snaggle tooth!
Face it, around your lips, meat is wht you like to blow,
I saw it forst hand, M!c#e!l# had a camel toe!
I wish I could leave you feeling good inside,
Fact is if you would just come out, you wouldnt have to hide!

burberry · 12-09-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hahahahaha.. i would battle back but these idiot customers are distracting me from thinking of something good.. fml

GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND, JERRY!

OEKlM · 12-09-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

that blows!!!! what up mike

yoyo.... used my last sick day for the year......ah well

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hahahahaha.. i would battle back but these idiot customers are distracting me from thinking of something good.. fml

Thanks thanks, Jerry all the props to you!
I think I may have found my calling! this is quite fun!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-09-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Thanks thanks, Jerry all the props to you!
I think I may have found my calling! this is quite fun!

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...91&postcount=1

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 12-09-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Thanks thanks, Jerry all the props to you!
I think I may have found my calling! this is quite fun!

thats your sheeps mating call you found.

burberry · 12-09-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream!?

weetawd

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 11:15 AM

Lipstick is what Jerry likes to wear,
"It's my Moms, I swear"!
Take the dick outa your mouth Jer,
No, yo can not stick it in your teddy bear!
Your heart may be big, but your legs are short,
All I know is if I saw you coming I would have to abort!
What was your Mom thinking when she had your short ass,
If doc woulda asked me I woulda said "I'll Pass"!
Just think of every gay thought you ever had,
Doesn't raping a 12 year old boys ass make you feel bad!
I thought you were a good straight guy,
Until I saw the way you tilted your head, puckered your lips, and said goodbye.

SpmnE9zero · 12-09-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...91&postcount=1

God help us all!

12-09-2009, 10:54 AM	#42839
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12-09-2009, 11:01 AM	#42844
OEKlM Lieutenant General 172 Rep 10,406 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY/NJ iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00] 2004 Triumph Dayton ... [0.00]	car stuck in the driveway... argh stupid contisports __________________
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12-09-2009, 11:01 AM	#42846
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 512 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	Deep throat action is what Jerry likes, Jerry will take two guys over 3 blonde dikes! He allows men to dribble sweet juices in his bum, He has forewarned me about his fetish with Cum! I am not her to judge, Could care less as its not my ass he packing the fudge. C'mon Jerry just tell us the truth, Your Mom,s got one hell of a snaggle tooth! Face it, around your lips, meat is wht you like to blow, I saw it forst hand, M!c#e!l# had a camel toe! I wish I could leave you feeling good inside, Fact is if you would just come out, you wouldnt have to hide! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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12-09-2009, 11:15 AM	#42855
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 512 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	Lipstick is what Jerry likes to wear, "It's my Moms, I swear"! Take the dick outa your mouth Jer, No, yo can not stick it in your teddy bear! Your heart may be big, but your legs are short, All I know is if I saw you coming I would have to abort! What was your Mom thinking when she had your short ass, If doc woulda asked me I woulda said "I'll Pass"! Just think of every gay thought you ever had, Doesn't raping a 12 year old boys ass make you feel bad! I thought you were a good straight guy, Until I saw the way you tilted your head, puckered your lips, and said goodbye. __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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