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UncleWede · 11-15-2016, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Something Wede would do. That kid is probably traumatized.

If only I had the chance. But I have to say, from personal experience, that the idea of "sacred straight" works well. My father took me to the local jail, and they put me in a cell and closed the door when I was about that kid's age. Never been back . . .

1MOREMOD · 11-15-2016, 05:15 PM

Is that why you built a dungeon in your basement and cage in your van?

UncleWede · 11-15-2016, 05:22 PM

The jail, IIRC, was upstairs in the building.

1MOREMOD · 11-15-2016, 05:23 PM

Maybe you were molested at uncle Larry's house and are blocking it out

Aatish · 11-15-2016, 06:07 PM

I've always wanted to be on Jeopardy.

Mr Tonka · 11-15-2016, 08:03 PM

I wonder if bimmette is having fun or spending a lot of time squatting over a hole in the ground.

The Choosey begger · 11-15-2016, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Oh, Santa reached right down into those poultry, nearly elbow deep. I kept mumbling "What's wrong with a kiss, boy?"

I guess dead chicks dont say No.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-15-2016, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I wonder if bimmette is having fun or spending a lot of time squatting over a hole in the ground.

Biorin · 11-15-2016, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I wonder if bimmette is having fun or spending a lot of time squatting over a hole in the ground.

Are they mutually exclusive?

Banana Hammock · 11-15-2016, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Are they mutually exclusive?

The latter is bittersweet.

Dang3r · 11-16-2016, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Something Wede would do. That kid is probably traumatized.

Im done with the internet for today

InternetFame · 11-16-2016, 05:59 AM

silvergray545

Axius · 11-16-2016, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Put your bifocals on.

I just wanted to make sure the chicken wasn't molested.

They make a tool for when you're gutting/skinning a deer that basically cores out the asshole. Pretty fucking hilarious.

RJ_ · 11-16-2016, 08:11 AM

Good morning whoors.

Dang3r · 11-16-2016, 08:33 AM

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silvergray545

As far as I'd seen the M3 is only to order with 4 doors? How g*y is that, to have 4 doors on a sporty car?

InternetFame · 11-16-2016, 08:35 AM

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As far as I'd seen the M3 is only to order with 4 doors? How g*y is that, to have 4 doors on a sporty car?

Idk man, but I'd rather have an M3 than a 435i.

Dang3r · 11-16-2016, 08:36 AM

Wont discuss that, its your taste, I would also rather drive a M4 - with 2 doors

InternetFame · 11-16-2016, 08:47 AM

Lol was just kidding, sort of. In all seriousness, I prefer sedans. I could never get down with the way the 4 series looks. Especially with those horrible halogen tail lights. Hopefully your facelift will look better.

Not yours, literally, but the car's.

silvergray545 · 11-16-2016, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

silvergray545

Do yourself a favor and order your downpipes now.

InternetFame · 11-16-2016, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Do yourself a favor and order your downpipes now.

I would consider it, but I just bought 3 Canada Goose jackets.

silvergray545 · 11-16-2016, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

I would consider it, but I just bought 3 Canada Goose jackets.

Cancel the order. Go to Walmart and save $2,200.

InternetFame · 11-16-2016, 09:33 AM

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Cancel the order. Go to Walmart and save $2,200.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to pretend you didn't just reference Walmart when I mentioned Canada Goose.

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