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      11-16-2016, 11:56 AM   #43011
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DO IT!!!

All kidding aside, my buddy told me he was going on 2-3 dates per week when he was on there. And he closed more times that not. Just saying.
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Wow. Just when I thought you were my dude.
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We prefer to be called "self sufficionists".
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      11-16-2016, 01:18 PM   #43019
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I saw 'dog' in the URL and was scared for what I was going to see.
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      11-16-2016, 01:22 PM   #43020
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I saw 'dog' in the URL and was scared for what I was going to see.
We can use dog meat if you want to join.
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DO IT!!!

All kidding aside, my buddy told me he was going on 2-3 dates per week when he was on there. And he closed more times that not. Just saying.

Wow. Just when I thought you were my dude.
I'm sure yall have a better selection of women up there....
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Well, you've never been to Cleveland before. LOL
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I saw 'dog' in the URL and was scared for what I was going to see.
A delicacy. Might try it with a squirrel, or maybe that huge groundhog that keeps eating all the deer corn.
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      11-16-2016, 01:33 PM   #43024
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I saw 'dog' in the URL and was scared for what I was going to see.
A delicacy. Might try it with a squirrel, or maybe that huge groundhog that keeps eating all the deer corn.
What in the hell is deer corn?? Is that code for deer poop?

I have a giant possum that keeps climbing up onto my patio at night... It's a big mofo, you are more than welcome to get rid of that problem for me...
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NO! Cat only. Only the finest of feline, siamese if you will.
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What in the hell is deer corn?? Is that code for deer poop?

I have a giant possum that keeps climbing up onto my patio at night... It's a big mofo, you are more than welcome to get rid of that problem for me...
Corn..., for deer. But APPARENTLY, there's a family of 5 of the fattest fucking raccoons that have been eating it buffet style every night. Gonna trap them and make coon hats.

We can make arrangements! I will drop that some bitch like a tatoe.
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What in the hell is deer corn?? Is that code for deer poop?

I have a giant possum that keeps climbing up onto my patio at night... It's a big mofo, you are more than welcome to get rid of that problem for me...
Corn..., for deer. But APPARENTLY, there's a family of 5 of the fattest fucking raccoons that have been eating it buffet style every night. Gonna trap them and make coon hats.

We can make arrangements! I will drop that some bitch like a tatoe.
Excellent... Lemme get the banjo ready...

Or can just borrow ASBSECU E93...
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Excellent... Lemme get the banjo ready...

Or can just borrow ASBSECU E93...
Will you be providing the natty lite and trashy hooker or can I find my own and send you an expense report?


Hmmm, I dunno, need someone who can keep up.
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I'm sure yall have a better selection of women up there....
Well, you've never been to Cleveland before. LOL
But at least there are more people to choose from...
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NO! Cat only. Only the finest of feline, siamese if you will.
Mountain lion. We can use shoei as bait. Due to his old age, he won't be able to run away fast enough.
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Mountain lion. We can use shoei as bait. Due to his old age, he won't be able to run away fast enough.
I like this idea, if we strip his walker away he might tobble over looking even more delicious to the mountain lion. We will make it boodog.
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What in the hell is deer corn?? Is that code for deer poop?

I have a giant possum that keeps climbing up onto my patio at night... It's a big mofo, you are more than welcome to get rid of that problem for me...
Corn..., for deer. But APPARENTLY, there's a family of 5 of the fattest fucking raccoons that have been eating it buffet style every night. Gonna trap them and make coon hats.

We can make arrangements! I will drop that some bitch like a tatoe.
Excellent... Lemme get the banjo ready...

Or can just borrow ASBSECU E93...
Pussies.

You hunt with guns - I hunt with a bow.

And shoei - you don't know what deer corn is....
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