The official "Ask a cop/deputy anything!" thread

shoei · 09-04-2021, 06:40 PM

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@Sedan_Clan Are you 10-8 this weekend? If so, are you expecting a busier holiday weekend? State police here announced DWI checkpoints and heavier patrols. I just went out to run errands and didn't see a single cop

I kick-off tonight at 2200 hours and don't return until 1400 hours Wednesday. I'm glad I'm not working the holiday. Lol!

Yeah it's a shit show here. Grab a squad car and get some OT while working on your tan.

You know the ladies love a man in uni.

jamesinaz · 09-04-2021, 06:48 PM

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@Sedan_Clan Are you 10-8 this weekend? If so, are you expecting a busier holiday weekend? State police here announced DWI checkpoints and heavier patrols. I just went out to run errands and didn't see a single cop

If had been stopped after golf today DWI for sure. Of course I drove home on private roads in my golf cart so no menace to society.

Sedan_Clan · 09-04-2021, 06:49 PM

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@Sedan_Clan Are you 10-8 this weekend? If so, are you expecting a busier holiday weekend? State police here announced DWI checkpoints and heavier patrols. I just went out to run errands and didn't see a single cop

I kick-off tonight at 2200 hours and don't return until 1400 hours Wednesday. I'm glad I'm not working the holiday. Lol!

Yeah it's a shit show here. Grab a squad car and get some OT while working on your tan.

You know the ladies love a man in uni.

I generally stay away from those I come across while at work. They tend to be more problems than they are worth. I prefer to fly under the radar.

shoei · 09-04-2021, 06:51 PM

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@Sedan_Clan Are you 10-8 this weekend? If so, are you expecting a busier holiday weekend? State police here announced DWI checkpoints and heavier patrols. I just went out to run errands and didn't see a single cop

I kick-off tonight at 2200 hours and don't return until 1400 hours Wednesday. I'm glad I'm not working the holiday. Lol!

Yeah it's a shit show here. Grab a squad car and get some OT while working on your tan.

You know the ladies love a man in uni.

I generally stay away from those I come across while at work. They tend to be more problems than they are worth. I prefer to fly under the radar.

Outgrew daddy issues phase, ehh?

Smart man.

Sedan_Clan · 09-04-2021, 06:53 PM

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@Sedan_Clan Are you 10-8 this weekend? If so, are you expecting a busier holiday weekend? State police here announced DWI checkpoints and heavier patrols. I just went out to run errands and didn't see a single cop

I kick-off tonight at 2200 hours and don't return until 1400 hours Wednesday. I'm glad I'm not working the holiday. Lol!

Yeah it's a shit show here. Grab a squad car and get some OT while working on your tan.

You know the ladies love a man in uni.

I generally stay away from those I come across while at work. They tend to be more problems than they are worth. I prefer to fly under the radar.

Outgrew daddy issues phase, ehh?

Smart man.

Never liked those either. I'm too old for that. Lol!

Lady Jane · 09-05-2021, 06:55 PM

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shoei · 09-05-2021, 07:02 PM

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NorCalAthlete · 09-05-2021, 11:24 PM

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Outgrew daddy issues phase, ehh?

Smart man.

Yeah, but do you know how hard it is to find a woman whose gag reflex is as absent as her daddy issues? They're damn near mutually exclusive.

is that too explicit for this forum?

upstatedoc · 09-05-2021, 11:30 PM

The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

shoei · 09-06-2021, 12:45 AM

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The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

I hope he doesn't respond and is wildin' out with his woman until Wednesday when back to the shit show.

Sedan_Clan · 09-06-2021, 01:39 AM

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The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

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The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

I hope he doesn't respond and is wildin' out with his woman until Wednesday when back to the shit show.

We actually just got back to Rancho Cucamonga from Ventura. We went to visit her son who was down for the weekend from college.

shoei · 09-06-2021, 01:42 AM

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The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

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The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

I hope he doesn't respond and is wildin' out with his woman until Wednesday when back to the shit show.

We actually just got back to Rancho Cucamonga from Ventura. We went to visit her son who was down for the weekend from college.

It's only 11:42pm. Stop talking to us and frisk her any concealed weapons. Body cavity search time.

Sedan_Clan · 09-06-2021, 01:45 AM

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The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

I hope he doesn't respond and is wildin' out with his woman until Wednesday when back to the shit show.

We actually just got back to Rancho Cucamonga from Ventura. We went to visit her son who was down for the weekend from college.

It's only 11:42pm. Stop talking to us and frisk her any concealed weapons. Body cavity search time.

I have my handcuffs ready….

shoei · 09-06-2021, 01:46 AM

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The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

The real question is Sedan_Clan gettin busy?

I hope he doesn't respond and is wildin' out with his woman until Wednesday when back to the shit show.

We actually just got back to Rancho Cucamonga from Ventura. We went to visit her son who was down for the weekend from college.

It's only 11:42pm. Stop talking to us and frisk her any concealed weapons. Body cavity search time.

I have my handcuffs ready….

I woulda paid good money to see you have a pair of fuzzy pink cuffs in that holster.

M5Rick · 09-06-2021, 02:05 AM

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I woulda paid good money to see you have a pair of fuzzy pink cuffs in that holster.

Hey Night Owl, go to sleep.

shoei · 09-06-2021, 02:09 AM

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I woulda paid good money to see you have a pair of fuzzy pink cuffs in that holster.

Hey night owl, go to sleep.

Hahaha. Damn, I just got out on curfew.

Morning, Buttercup. It's only midnight here, I still got a little time. Holiday weekend, nothings open tomorrow.

Celebrating Labor Day. The irony.

F30lolz · 09-06-2021, 09:35 AM

Sedan_Clan, your new rookie.

M5Rick · 09-06-2021, 10:06 AM

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Hahaha. Damn, I just got out on curfew.

Morning, Buttercup. It's only midnight here, I still got a little time. Holiday weekend, nothings open tomorrow.

Celebrating Labor Day. The irony.

Labor Day? Then don't work too hard Night Owl

Sedan_Clan · 09-07-2021, 09:39 AM

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I have my handcuffs ready….

Now you're just trolling me... Attachment 2690440

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I already have my Canada trip planned…….cuffs and all.

Sedan_Clan · 09-07-2021, 11:42 AM

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I already have my Canada trip planned…….cuffs and all.

And when you arrive and the Customs and Immigration agents ask you what is the purpose of your trip, your answer will be...?

….to manifest all 50 shades of gray.

UncleWede · 09-07-2021, 02:19 PM

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We actually just got back to Rancho Cucamonga from Ventura.

And not even a PM. You drove right by my house. TWICE

Crushed, I am

Sedan_Clan · 09-07-2021, 03:44 PM

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We actually just got back to Rancho Cucamonga from Ventura.

And not even a PM. You drove right by my house. TWICE

Crushed, I am

I wasn't alone or I definitely would've.

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