Official SoCal Chat Thread (#5)

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 06:52 PM

snohman · 01-05-2009, 06:54 PM

i guess armand left hahah

Purple All Sectors · 01-05-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by snohman

ok i'm back

back from what?

snohman · 01-05-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Purple All Sectors

back from what?

the dead

Turbo>NA · 01-05-2009, 06:56 PM

Steven!?

Turbo>NA · 01-05-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmerbaby

Hi Armand

HI

E90SLAM · 01-05-2009, 07:02 PM

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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
customer: A white one..
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.

The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last but not least..
Tech support: "Okay Nancy, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.

That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Nancy.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Nancy.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

snohman · 01-05-2009, 07:04 PM

what's up armand, hahah btw, my legal given name is just Steve

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by E90SLAM

haha good one.

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by snohman

what's up armand, hahah btw, my legal given name is just Steve

Owned

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:07 PM

No body is setting up a January Stars meet? WTF

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:09 PM

I need a signature setup.

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:10 PM

Brb talking to myself.

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:10 PM

on E90 post

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:10 PM

Lame.

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by in5ane_3

No body is setting up a January Stars meet? WTF

bump

!Xoible · 01-05-2009, 07:14 PM

nerds

snohman · 01-05-2009, 07:15 PM

lol

Turbo>NA · 01-05-2009, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by snohman

what's up armand, hahah btw, my legal given name is just Steve

Haha, im the market for a aftermarket rear bumper, I really like yours, Can you PM all teh info, price, etc.?

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

nerds

snohman · 01-05-2009, 07:15 PM

nabster
henry picked up an e93 //m3 hahahha

in5ane_3 · 01-05-2009, 07:15 PM

Steve, no word on Stars meet? Seriously.

01-05-2009, 06:52 PM	#43231
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01-05-2009, 06:54 PM	#43232
snohman Volk Whore 233 Rep 18,832 Posts Drives: nothing Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Home iTrader: (1) Garage List 2003 Metro Gold Line [0.00]	i guess armand left hahah
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01-05-2009, 06:56 PM	#43235
Turbo>NA xbox gamertag: HuGeBluEmOnKeY 267 Rep 3,757 Posts Drives: M-Sport LCI Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: SoCal (626) iTrader: (2)	Steven!? __________________ E92 335i alpine white \| black dokota \| auto \| zpp \| zsp \| heated \| iPod - ltbmw : vorsteiner : linea corsa : h&r : k&n : e92-lighting : expectalot-vinyl - --GONE--
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01-05-2009, 07:04 PM	#43238
snohman Volk Whore 233 Rep 18,832 Posts Drives: nothing Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Home iTrader: (1) Garage List 2003 Metro Gold Line [0.00]	what's up armand, hahah btw, my legal given name is just Steve
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01-05-2009, 07:07 PM	#43241
in5ane_3 Lieutenant General 254 Rep 16,220 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sun Valley, California iTrader: (3)	No body is setting up a January Stars meet? WTF
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01-05-2009, 07:09 PM	#43242
in5ane_3 Lieutenant General 254 Rep 16,220 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sun Valley, California iTrader: (3)	I need a signature setup.
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01-05-2009, 07:10 PM	#43243
in5ane_3 Lieutenant General 254 Rep 16,220 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sun Valley, California iTrader: (3)	Brb talking to myself.
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01-05-2009, 07:10 PM	#43244
in5ane_3 Lieutenant General 254 Rep 16,220 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sun Valley, California iTrader: (3)	on E90 post
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01-05-2009, 07:10 PM	#43245
in5ane_3 Lieutenant General 254 Rep 16,220 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sun Valley, California iTrader: (3)	Lame.
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01-05-2009, 07:14 PM	#43247
!Xoible Banned 876 Rep 46,010 Posts Drives: .... Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: . iTrader: (4) Garage List 2008 M3 [4.00] 2007 335i [9.00] 2008 528i [8.00] 2006 Infiniti - G35 ... [8.00]	nerds
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01-05-2009, 07:15 PM	#43248
snohman Volk Whore 233 Rep 18,832 Posts Drives: nothing Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Home iTrader: (1) Garage List 2003 Metro Gold Line [0.00]	lol
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01-05-2009, 07:15 PM	#43251
snohman Volk Whore 233 Rep 18,832 Posts Drives: nothing Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Home iTrader: (1) Garage List 2003 Metro Gold Line [0.00]	nabster henry picked up an e93 //m3 hahahha
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01-05-2009, 07:15 PM	#43252
in5ane_3 Lieutenant General 254 Rep 16,220 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sun Valley, California iTrader: (3)	Steve, no word on Stars meet? Seriously.
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